sorabji.com: Sex: HBF

By Hal on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:12 am:

    Hot Buttered Fuck.

    I'm in a shitty depressed funk right now, and for some reason that phrase ammuses me.

    Oh and by the way compliments of moonit... I think everyone needs one of these in their house, on the mantle or the coffee table, mearly as a conversation piece.


By Hal on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:18 am:

By patrick on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 12:59 pm:

    i met the people who made those. the jesus and marry crucifix dildo and of course that butt plug item there.

    im pretty sure id run if my wife got me one of those.

    just like i did when she got me a cock ring.

    that thing stayed in our house for all of 30 seconds.

By J on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 01:04 pm:

    Check out the rest of their products,that Jackhammer Jesus looks interesting,is nothing sacred?

By patrick on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 03:13 pm:

By Fb on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 05:42 pm:

    hell i thought my depravity was as low as one could go. a baby Jesus butt plug? that's just dumb. what next? "dad's fat cock in your ass butt plug" or maybe "your sister's slipery vagina sex toy"

By semillama on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    Yeah, they've got you beat there, fB. Hal, you
    should submit that site to Portal of Evil.

By The Watcher on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 06:30 pm:

    No. I won't go there.

By Dougie on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 07:50 pm:

    (cue the fake Vivaldi-sounding music) "Nothing says I love you like a butt-rust-encrusted baby Jesus butt plug and chocolates for Valentine's Day."

By moonit on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 01:28 am:

    hehe patrick, that will not leave the news - people just love screaming about telecom.

By patrick on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 12:26 pm:

    i love the fact that someone was willing to sacrafice their job to tell a customer (who is not ALWAYS right) the way it is.

    fuck making a corporation apologize, thats easy.

    the suit who put that on the bill to this guy, who most likely was being a prick deserves a drink.

By moonit on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 01:42 pm:

    Patrick apparently he never even called Telecom. They cut him off and he got the bill with the thing on it. At least thats what hes saying.


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