Places You've Had Sexual Encounters--Anywhere but Bed Sex: Places You've Had Sexual Encounters--Anywhere but Bed
By Freak on Friday, February 20, 1998 - 01:48 pm:
    by the side of the pool
    at work
    in the kitchen while partner's mom was watching
    in ex-partner's bed after ex left for work
    public fountain
    in the park
    pinball machine
    pool table (in a bar)
    greyhound bus bathroom (crowded)
    on rocks beside a lake
    under trees

By Just curious on Friday, February 20, 1998 - 01:53 pm:
    what was partner's mom doing?
    organizing the 'clutter' drawer? or what?

By Maribalis on Friday, February 20, 1998 - 11:19 pm:
    Computer Lab
    69' BUG
    Top of bug
    Front of bug
    Kitchen Table
    Hotel Hallway
    School Caffteria
    School Library
    Parking Lot ( ground )
    Bell tower
    Gym Bleachers
    Locker Room
    Shower ( watched buy 3 females taking a shower)
    Computer Desk
    Living Room floor
    Park Fountain
    Tennis Court
    Court House Bathroom
    Squad Car
    Hospital Bathroom
    Boiler Room ( 3 seperate )
    Dark Room

    Can't think of the rest but will report if thought of...

By Stone on Friday, February 20, 1998 - 11:55 pm:
    um... in the butt?

By Strange Days on Saturday, February 21, 1998 - 01:48 pm:
    Once upon a time in New York City, there was a road project called the West Side Highway overpass, that ran out of money, or interest, or maybe someone realized it wasn't going to help anyone get home faster. Anyway, This overpass simply ended right at about Christopher Street, and on a hot summer night back in '82, I had sex right on the meridian, 30 feet or so above Christopher Street. God, did I really do that???

By Phildo on Tuesday, February 24, 1998 - 02:09 pm:
    At A Ball GAme

By Jessica burns on Wednesday, February 25, 1998 - 10:58 am:
    Senator's Desk, ( NOT with senator, with secretary)
    The Principals Office
    In a B52 at 30,000 feet.
    Central Park
    Pool filled with lime jello
    Every German made car
    Zak's pants
    On a marti gras float
    Tree house
    On top of a printing dot matrix printer
    top zerox machine
    In church
    In the confession booth
    Back of a Bradly
    On top of a stinger missle.
    On top of a box full of grenades

By Golden Boy on Wednesday, February 25, 1998 - 03:50 pm:

    i feel so lame now...

    where can i find a scud missile to make luv on...
    and which woman would go for that???

    oh yeah ever try a VW bug????

    i am sure someone bout a GEO Metro

By Kelsey on Tuesday, March 3, 1998 - 02:40 am:
    in my school library

    in a radio station i was a dj on. i put on "in a gadda da vida". i think it's like fourteen minutes long, or something like that.

    on the bus. sort of.

By JO on Monday, April 6, 1998 - 09:23 pm:

By Vladamir on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 09:50 am:
    On Dresser
    In a fort

    The roof was my favorite.

By Vladamir on Sunday, May 10, 1998 - 09:51 am:
    I forgot about the airplane bathroom. Good God that was small!

By Hormone-less on Tuesday, June 9, 1998 - 06:00 pm:
    I can still remember the fear, among other things, when me and my girlfriend were screwing our brains out in her parents darkened living room...with the door open...with her clueless (?) parents in the next room. Christ. To have hormones again...

By Chordata on Tuesday, June 9, 1998 - 07:05 pm:
    Ohmygod, Kelsey. Sorry for the delayed reply.. but I also have had sex in my school library, our school radio station while I was DJing, and gave oral sex on a bus.

    Shit! This is creepy. Maybe there's a lot of us. We should get a webpage.

By Markus on Thursday, June 11, 1998 - 08:34 pm:
    And In a Gadda Da Vida is seventeen minutes long.

By Hanoi on Saturday, June 13, 1998 - 11:26 pm:
    I've had sex at:
    A football game
    a church (with the priest)
    a donut shop
    while undergoing kidney surgery
    during a taping of "Barney"
    in the 3rd aisle of Vons (Cereals, Juices, etc.)
    at the point of specularity in a black hole
    in the Vatican
    in an asylum
    under the bed
    over the bed
    in the bed (the mattress was ripped open)
    on (I'm getting it right now)

By Catwoman on Thursday, June 18, 1998 - 07:44 am:
    well, hanoi sweetie , i really think you' ve got some kind of religion problem,

    i mean witha PRIEST???!!
    Aren't those the ugly, absolutely non- attractive guys who have a true gift fot boring talk( though, i admit, if they' re better at what they're doing than at what they're saying...)
    oh, well maybe the experience is worth trying then

By CarrieAnn on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 07:09 am:
    Oooh so not true.. the pastor at my church *purrrrr* He was in his mid 20's and damn, I had a front row pew ever Sunday. Heh, but anyway...

    *Bathroom at my friend Jen's
    *Bathroom at my friend Sara's
    *Bathroom in a hotel during a party
    *My friend Jen's car
    *My boyfriend's car
    *The shower in a hotel
    *Shower in my mom's bathroom
    *Woodland Park
    *Slide at a playground
    *In a tent while camping
    *In my friend Jen's living room (floor)
    *In my friend Todd's parent's room (floor)
    *In my old Elementary School's parking lot
    *In my old Jr. High School's parking lot
    *In the Jr. High band room

    Those are all I can think of at the time. I'm sure I've put some of the more painful ones behind me. *laugh*

By Skottey on Friday, June 26, 1998 - 02:18 pm:
    I really hate talking about my xwife but we did it in the Burdine's (Department store) ladies restroom. It was funny, with the noises xwife was making the women coming in and out must have known what was going on in there.

By BJ on Sunday, June 28, 1998 - 11:24 pm:
    In several VW Beetles
    Had oral sex while DRIVING a VW Beetle, in city traffic
    In a TV station control room
    In a ski lift gondola
    in a canoe
    beside a railroad track
    in a tree
    inside a sleeping bag
    (there are most likely other places which I'll think of later)

By Kid Patrick on Friday, July 3, 1998 - 12:27 am:

    Which Woodland park is that? Kalispell MT?

    Cabin during summer camp.
    Nurses cabin during summer camp.
    Wild 2/4 way in a hot tub. 4 guys, 2 girls.
    limo going to prom.

By A_musing on Tuesday, July 7, 1998 - 01:25 am:
    *In a tent with other 5 tents around us
    *On a couch with the guys friend sleeping on another couch across the room
    *on a deep freeze
    *In a 69 mustang with the ttops off in a busy parking lot

By Clint on Friday, July 10, 1998 - 10:27 pm:
    I haven't had a ton of sex because I'm still young.. but the most besides a bed-bed is in a truck bed. God, I didn't realize that before. That's damn pathetic. I guess I'm a lot more redneck than I thought.

By Twiggy_Twizzler(female) on Friday, July 10, 1998 - 11:53 pm:
    in field during a roaring thunderstorm, thought i was gonna get hit by lightning *geez* =)
    on a bed
    in a car
    in the shower
    on a bed, tied up
    on the floor
    in a closet(walk in)

By CarrieAnn on Monday, July 13, 1998 - 05:26 am:
    This would be the Woodland Park in Seattle, WA. Sorry.

    Add to my list....

    *In a tent at the Ocean (Oh yes, this was a great 4th of July *grin*)

By DARRIN on Tuesday, July 14, 1998 - 09:52 pm:
    Carrie, you went out with a BANG, eh!?heh

By DARRIN on Tuesday, July 14, 1998 - 11:13 pm:
    Carrie, you went out with a BANG, eh!?hehehehe

By DARRIN on Tuesday, July 14, 1998 - 11:14 pm:
    Carrie, you went out with a BANG, eh!?hehehehe

By Carrie Ann on Wednesday, July 15, 1998 - 12:53 am:
    Um, sure I guess you could say that. Heh :p Could you ask the question again though, I didn't quite catch it the first THREE times. :)

By DARRIN on Wednesday, July 15, 1998 - 04:21 pm:
    Carrie, that's what happens when you are in the MIDST of a MULTIPLE ORGASM!heh (Yep, men are also capable of experiencing such!heh) My CURSOR became stuck!heheheheheheehehhehhehehh

By Carrie Ann on Wednesday, July 15, 1998 - 10:42 pm:
    Ahh, I see. Heh. Thanks for clearin that up. ;)

By Rambler on Thursday, July 30, 1998 - 12:26 pm:
    Once had sex inside the study study at a women's
    residence hall while at college. It was late, but
    people were still walking by the hallway. That was
    my first time ever (for sex, not for being in a
    study room). Of course, I've regretted it since
    then, as well as the relationship that I had with
    that particular woman.
    I consider it the "Dark Ages" of my life. Gotten
    passed it, and life is far better now, 'cuz I met
    the perfect woman. But now I'm off topic. Now, we
    make love mostly in our bedrooms, and the
    strangest place is probably just on the floor. The
    sex is great, no matter the location

By Tobbe. on Monday, August 24, 1998 - 08:25 am:

    On a soccerfield in the middle of the city.

By Infernalmachine on Monday, August 24, 1998 - 12:27 pm:

    Well this girl took me to do it in the gardens of Notre Dame but the gates were locked so then she took me to the cafe on the corner and we did the last tango in the toilet.

By Sir Veyor on Wednesday, September 9, 1998 - 04:27 pm:

    In the sleeper of a female truck driver's 18 wheeler then later in a truckstop shower stall

    I dated a girl who liked doing it in the graveyard.
    I thouht that was a littel freaky but uhh lala did it get her wet!

    In a closet at the hospital with a complete stranger.

    and all the other boring "BORRRING" places beaches, movies, concerts, swimming pools............

By Flower Thief on Thursday, September 24, 1998 - 09:48 am:

    OK, here goes....
    In a school classroom
    In the school Gym
    In a library
    In her parents's back room (while they were in the kitchen)
    On the stairs (Where my mom caught me!)
    In several cars
    In the sea (the Mediterranian, the North Sea, the Atlantic & The Irish Sea - V.COLD)
    On two beaches
    In a tent & a caravan
    In the Saraha Desert
    On a volcano
    In a car park
    In a moving car
    In a tree
    At work (in a conference room & in the restroom)
    In Nurses' accomodation at a hospital
    In a hospital ward (with a nurse)
    In a football stadium (empty)
    In a swimming pool (After it had shut)
    In a few bathrooms
    In the loft of her parents house
    In the girls dorm at college
    In a fountain
    In a Rolls Royce (Her grandfathers)
    In a hotel kitchen
    On a boat (the deck of a liner)
    On a boat (her fathers)
    In a castle
    and in the back of a taxi cab

    That just about wraps it up.

By Female sex fanatics on Wednesday, October 14, 1998 - 10:11 pm:

    beat this:
    in the principles office
    on top of your dads back
    on a tap
    on top of an umbrella
    with kenny(YOU BASTARD!)
    on a pony
    on a podium
    on a leg of a chair
    on top of a computer(SHIT THAT WAS SMALL)
    in a cool room(SHIT THAT WAS COLD)
    on top of the heater (SHIT THAT WAS HOT)
    on a walnut tree
    on a key board
    in the opera
    while singing in the orchestra(ohh ohh stop it LA LA laaaaalaaaaaaaaaalll!!!!0
    on the washing line
    in a paper bag
    at mcdonalds
    on a projecter
    on a eiffle tower
    at the dentist
    seven years in tibet
    titanic(oh stop it JACK STOP it were sinking, GET OVER IT ROSE!!!)
    on top of the train
    at the gym on the tredmill
    and there's plenty more

By GoonyGooGoo49 on Monday, November 9, 1998 - 01:57 pm:

    In Showcase Maumee theater # 17, last row, very top, middle. ' A Night at the Roxbury!' Midday matinee, noone else showed up.
    GOT FREAKY!!!!!

By Perfect Angel on Monday, November 23, 1998 - 10:16 pm:

    Rest stop 421 on I35 TX
    Hat Loft/Light Booth of RHS Theater
    Middle School Parking lot
    College Dorm Room
    The Dunes in White Sands NM
    Under water
    Sister's bed, (she wasn't home)
    Backstage during Performance
    Parent's Bed (not home either)
    Motel 6
    Stacy's Futon

By NZAngel on Monday, November 23, 1998 - 11:48 pm:

    That's not me, but I have been to White Sands NM!

By Richard on Sunday, December 20, 1998 - 05:28 am:

    On a Greyhound bus while everyone else was sleeping.
    In a Laundr-o-mat.
    In the shower.
    On the floor.
    On the Kitchen table.
    On a washing machine.
    On a Dryer.
    In the pool.
    In the car.
    In a tent.
    In the woods.
    In the hospital.
    In a public bathroom.
    In the same bed as my father.
    In front of my mother.
    In front of my cousin.
    In jail.
    In prison.
    (Hell, you name it.)

By Ridin on Sunday, December 20, 1998 - 01:31 pm:

    Stop it Richard, you're skeerin' me.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, December 21, 1998 - 10:11 am:

    Was that YOU, in the men's room Richard?


By Liam on Tuesday, December 22, 1998 - 01:02 pm:

    I want to know if this is Richard Gere or Richard Simmons were talking about here. There is a difference you know.

By Me......... on Tuesday, December 22, 1998 - 02:00 pm:

    Richard, this is a message board, NOT a confessional.......okay, maybe it is...........
    Maybe he's former Chicago mayor Richard Daily, or perhaps Little Richard !! OOOOOOOOh !
    What if it is my UNCLE RICHARD !!! Naaaaaaaah...I think it's Little Richard........Wop-bop-a-loo-bop-shoo-bop-bam-boom !!!!

By Stuck-in-Hell on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 12:30 am:

    My personal favourite was in the car doing about 90 km. I was straddled atop him while he drove!

By Nw on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 02:25 am:

    in central park

By Me...... on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 12:29 pm:

    by the payphone in a Recovery Home............
    In the back seat of a car in a Body Shop.......
    Atop a picnic table in the middle of a park....
    On a toilet...........
    In the bathroom at work.........

By PetRock on Friday, December 25, 1998 - 01:32 am:

    I think the best details were left in those "etc....etc..etc..........'s" Me.......

    Let's have 'em. Fess up.

By Slacker on Friday, December 25, 1998 - 08:01 am:

    in my hand

By Liam on Monday, December 28, 1998 - 02:01 pm:

    Yeah Me. That's not fair. If you don't come clean with us were going to start posting what we think the "etc, etc." means.

    And you know how graphic some sorabjites can be.

By OnePercent on Monday, December 28, 1998 - 11:50 pm:

    Rooftop overlooking NYC skyline
    Side of Mountain in Deleware Water Gap
    Elevator between floors at work
    Back of a station wagon under Verazzano Bridge
    Backstage at the RITZ (NYC)
    Middle of Strip Mall Parking lot at +-3:30 AM
    In Tent during camping trip with people sleeping on or around us
    In motel with others
    In pool in US, Jamaica, Aruba
    In parks, Meadowlands racetrack, tenement basement
    At a party with my friend watching
    On a witches altar
    In a monastery basement
    In the Delaware River
    In a field under a full moon
    In a fountain in a sunken living room ( coke party )
    In a ice cream parlor bathroom
    On a Harley, not driving
    In a car driving across the vermont state line
    (oops I forgot that BJ <> sex ala BC )
    In a barn, in a cornfield, and in a hunter's tree stand
    So many more places to go alas I am now married and faithful.......

By Me.......... on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 10:47 am:

    Go ahead.........Make my day !!!!! Maybe I'll tell you if you're right or wrong.........let's hear (or read) some of your Pete, Liam, & PJ....

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 10:54 am:

    In the bushes of a cemetary where a graveside service was happening less than 10 yards away?

    One of those air bouncy things kids jump in at fairs and carnivals?

    On a unicycle?

    There. That's my guess for "etc. etc. etc."


By Me........ on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 11:14 am:

    Cool !!

By Liam on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 02:42 pm:

    In Arkansas at your kid's wedding;
    On a live internet broadcast over PJ's web site;
    In the little room off the Oval Office;
    I think you did it on a unicycle too;
    In a bathtub at the zoo;
    On your head, while eating ice cream;
    In the missionary position;
    On a diving board;
    In Minsk;
    At McDonalds while ordering an extremely Happy Meal;

    Get the picture? We want details Me!

By Me......... on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 03:12 pm:

    Your imaginations are better than anything I have to offer-keep it up-I LOVE it !!

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 04:33 pm:

    How did I miss that webcast on my own site???

    I'm baffled.

    What "prize" did your happy meal COME with?

By Me............ on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 05:32 pm:

    Me, you fool !!.........

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, December 29, 1998 - 06:48 pm:


By Me............ on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 11:03 am:

    In a tent, in the Ozark mountains.......
    In a car, parked on a freeway ramp......
    In an outlaw motorcycle gangs' hideout..
    In the snow..........................
    In a mud puddle..........................
    On the hood of a car....................
    Maybe more...............................

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 11:33 am:

    Maybe? MAYBE? Ok, well I might have performed a sexual act last night on a Kevin Anderson look-a-like on a VERY high up bed in Suburban Northern Virginia.

By Me............ on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 11:44 am:

    Okay-well, MAYBE I had sex last night w/ Billy C. in the oval office........hmmmmmmmm????...........

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 11:57 am:

    Well, no maybe's here. I did what I said, and he was quite yummy.


By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 11:59 am:

    Ok, so, I know the thread name is "anyplace but bed," but it wasn't a normal bed. I literally needed a stool to get onto it. So it was a freaky bed.

By Me........ on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 12:05 pm:

    Oh, Jim, that is SO weird !!! Okay, so I didn't do anything, last night, except read "The Doctor; The Murder; The Mystery" By Barbara D'Amato.....about the Dr. John Branion murder case.......Also, watched my 15 yr. old daughter play Mario-Kart & Uni-racers.......Annoyed my cat....and made love to my inner-child......Does that make me a self-pedophile ??

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 12:13 pm:


    No Comment.

By Me.......... on Wednesday, December 30, 1998 - 01:34 pm:

    No Comment about your no comment..............

By U Know Who on Wednesday, January 6, 1999 - 02:32 pm:

    My father's floor
    A farmer's field in the middle of winter
    In the woods right off the highway
    In her best friend's bathroom
    In the car with her best friend driving (oral)
    On top of the MIT parking garage
    In a car in the town park
    In a car next to a sheep farm in the winter
    In a dorm lounge while on LSD
    On the beach at night
    In her parent's basement
    While driving (oral)
    With her bent over a trail marker in NC and some hikers approaching
    On my brother's apartment floor
    On top of a mountain in NH, in the open, in broad daylight
    In a Xerox room in MIT
    On a table, in an empty bar, after hours, where she worked
    In the shower: Just wet/with soap/covered in oil
    Tent in Rainier National Park
    In a cabin in MA & NH (with people sleeping nearby)
    In a hottub (tried anal)
    Anal, in her apartment

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, January 6, 1999 - 05:04 pm:

    Wow. Impressive.

By Monica L. on Wednesday, January 13, 1999 - 04:09 pm:

    Here goes.......
    the Oval Office
    Lincoln's bedroom
    the intern's bathroom
    ...and the bathroom at McDonalds
    The walk-in cooler in the White House kitchen
    the rear lawn of the White House at midnight
    and many more... but I'm not telling

By Markus on Wednesday, January 13, 1999 - 04:38 pm:

    How droll.

By Tom on Thursday, January 21, 1999 - 06:31 pm:

    While working as a concierge,(several different hotel rooms)
    In an old girlfriends bathroom with her and her best friend
    While being a heating and air service technician
    In a small boat on a secluded lake in Wisconsin-(CAUGHT!)
    On my old bosses desk
    My ex-wifes' sister(s)
    Roller coaster
    Sears Tower
    John Hancock Bldg
    Hollywood Beach bathroom
    CTA train
    Got blown by my ex-wife in some glass elevator outside a building in San Francisco
    In an ex-girlfriends bedroom
    With the ex-girlfriends mother
    In theatres
    In a crack house, (don't ask...)
    In a hot air balloon
    On a pool table, ("Yes Nadine, that was a pool cue!")

By Ridin on Thursday, January 21, 1999 - 09:12 pm:

    Tom, you insatiable beast. Remind me to stay away from you unless I want you having sex with all my girlfriends, sister(s), and mother.

By Filthor on Wednesday, February 3, 1999 - 08:57 pm:

    Pipe Organ Blower Room at School
    The Running Track around my School Lake
    Underneath my bed

By Cyst on Wednesday, February 3, 1999 - 09:40 pm:

    sex in an airport not experienced by me or my naive ("are you talking about clinton and lewinsky?" ha ha ha) american scientist friend who has a pierced penis and lives in paris and sent me this email today:

    you won't fucking believe what happened at cdg while waiting....went to the restroom and some guy comes in right after me and stops at the adjacent urinal and starts talking to me (in french) about how crazy the airport is and the whole time glancing downward in my direction. then asking me (in french still, though in this short time he has realised i don't speak french well) if i want him to suck my cock. of course at first i didn't quite understand the gist (i was thinking he was making some comment about clinton and americans cause some algerian kids in montrouge that found me amusing i guess had made similar comments about clinton and asking about american women in general). while i'm looking somewhat confused and say something like 'parlez-vous au sujet de clinton et lewensky?' he becomes quite forward about sticking his fingers in his mouth in an in-out motion and points at my groin and his mouth. one of those moments when i'm going when did i lose sight of my version of 'reality' and get revoir i say and exit.

By Zily on Wednesday, February 24, 1999 - 04:56 pm:

    My boyfriend and i were getting hot and heavy one night in the basement of my parents house. We both decided that we had to have sex.. right away. So, we got in my car, groping and feeling all the way down the streets. We came upon an elementary school. Both grinned evily at each other and decided this was the place. So, onto the playground equipment we go. It's just about snowing out, but we both wanted it really bad. So we strip halfway down, and get it on. Until a cop drives by and we quickly throw our clothes back on and head back to the car.

By Nate on Wednesday, February 24, 1999 - 06:40 pm:

    that is so funny. oh my god.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, February 25, 1999 - 03:07 pm:

    You gave him head in the car? Jeez. You shoulda done that to begin with. I mean, on a merry-go-round? That's creepy.

    Or ya should have just done it up against a tree.

    Been there, done that, got the bark burns to prove it.


By Carrie Ann on Thursday, February 25, 1999 - 04:33 pm:

    oOo bark burns? Notty PJ. ;) wOOf!

By PetRock on Friday, February 26, 1999 - 12:24 pm:

    I once threw up on my sister in the car. We had been to one of my dad's softball games. I had been on the merry-go-round. I got extremely dizzy. And, ooops! Sorry about that sis! And all over her library book too :-(

    So sex on a merry-go-round could be risky.

    Then again, maybe not. But getting bark burns? Sounds kinda kinky to me....heh.

By Virgin Wool Gee on Friday, February 26, 1999 - 04:26 pm:

    Some of those lists are kinda long...can anyone say "slut"? Good! Now who knows how to spell STD? [bright-eyed & peppy look]

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, February 27, 1999 - 02:40 pm:

    Carrie: *giggle*

    PetRock: Barkburns are kinky? How about airport runways. Hellloooooo?

    GeeGosh&Golly: is that the crowd that delivers flowers all around the world?

By Gloom on Sunday, February 28, 1999 - 04:10 am:

    In the woods.
    At my best friends house doing his sister, while he was in the downstairs room.

By Geeeeee on Monday, March 1, 1999 - 04:18 am:

    We only want to share His love with you, Jim.

    [vacant stare]

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 1, 1999 - 07:07 am:

    Gee: hehehehehe

By PetRock on Thursday, March 4, 1999 - 12:49 pm:

    Jim: speaking of vicious rumours. I never said I did it ON the airport runway. I believe that what I said was that I did it on the grassy area of the APPROACH to the runway.

    So there. I still think you're a cruel, hurtful, slutty, bigfooted short-legged man. Well, ok....I'll take back the cruel and hurtful part.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Friday, March 5, 1999 - 12:26 am:

    Pete: Well thanks... but... runway, approach, runway, approach.... same difference.


By Pete on Friday, March 5, 1999 - 01:25 pm:

    Not to the pilots. Thank god they didn't try and land on the approach to the runway or I wouldn't be here, now would I?

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, March 6, 1999 - 10:06 am:

    heh... yeah... you'd be PeatRock now.

By Semillama on Saturday, March 6, 1999 - 01:57 pm:

    or SplatMark.

By DragonRyder on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 12:16 pm:

    In a glass outside elevator at the Warwick Hotel in Houston, Texas...and in the adjacent Mecom Fountain at 2:00 in the morning...

By Agatha on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 12:43 pm:

    once i had sex in my bed! what an experience that was...

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 02:18 pm:

    *pj faints dead*

    On the BED???

By Wayne on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 03:38 pm:

    The same bed you sleep in?

    That's just sick.

    Don't shit where you eat

By Nate on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 04:31 pm:

    Do I have to give the "Comparing And Contrasting Shitting and Fucking" lecture again?

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 06:22 pm:

    *Resisting a certain urge*

By Cyst on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 10:16 am:

    carrie ann mentioned woodland park in seattle.

    when I was a cub reporter at the college paper, I was assigned to cover crime in seattle's north precinct. so I was going through a stack of police reports and I came across one about how a student had been caught giving a uw professor head in his car in the parking lot of woodland park zoo.

    I decided that I no longer wanted to be a reporter when I got back to the newsroom and my editor told me to call the student and ask her what her relationship was to the guy she was blowing -- was she currently in his class, was he pressuring her into it, etc.

    some things should be private, or, at least, I should not be the one asking about them.

    (the editor called. the chick was a grad student, no longer in the guy's class. she said she didn't want his wife to know.)

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 12:20 pm:

    Wow. I bet that was a blow to the editor.

By Monica on Tuesday, March 16, 1999 - 12:56 pm:

    hyuk hyuk hyuk

By Cyst on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 - 01:51 pm:

    the editor was a woman and is still doing some sort of journalism somewhere, poor thing.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, March 17, 1999 - 11:01 pm:

    Damn. There goes my witicism.

By The Goddess JD on Sunday, March 21, 1999 - 12:17 am:

    Dorm bathroom
    Bathroom at my friends house
    the floor in my dorm room
    the couch in my dorm room
    the couch in his dorm room
    the floor in our friends bedroom (with our friend and his gf gettin it on in the futon right next to us)
    the bed with the same friends on bf's couch
    a unisex bathroom in the Pittsburgh Hilton !! (fun fun)

    a friend's car
    a dorm shower (and NO it was not on MY HALL it was his for all you digrumtled overreative immature shultz 2c'ers)
    computer chair
    oral sex on the train from NYC t New Haven (both ways)
    regular sex same place
    On a rocky outcropping jutting into the ocean.
    In a Saab
    in a bookstore parking lot.
    in an elementary school parking lot
    on a school bus (Very difficult with people there)
    In a church bathroom
    in a high school theatre.
    In an acting black box (All you thespians should know what this means.)
    in a dressing room between acts.
    in a dark room (photography)
    in a stairwell
    In a music practise room

    *This is a combined list of the two of us... not all of them together.... top half is mine... bottom half is his....( i must say he outdoes me muchly in the length and creativity of his list... however this shant be a problem much longer... **snicker**

By Prof. Gee on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 07:17 pm:


    Didn't I invent that word?? darnit!!

By B.m on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 07:27 pm:

    in a window seat/booth at windows on the world;
    at a public auction while her mom, dad, sis and 75 other people were in the next room;
    lawn furniture @ home depot...while open during a snow storm

By Jayde on Monday, April 5, 1999 - 06:29 pm:

    Gulf of Mexico

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, April 6, 1999 - 08:26 am:

    *In* the actual gulf, or like, in an airplane, in the gulf stream?

By JBob on Tuesday, April 20, 1999 - 03:35 pm:

    On a desk in the meeting room of my college dorm

By Jj on Tuesday, April 20, 1999 - 05:17 pm:

    beside a tree in front of the local tourist bureau

By Marshal on Thursday, April 22, 1999 - 01:52 pm:

    On the 16th green of Glen Abbey Golf Club in Oakville Ontario Canada

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, April 22, 1999 - 06:34 pm:

    Marshal... with who?

By Ebola mike on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 02:20 pm:

    So, now I find that this is where all of the women were when I was single!! god, I've missed so much.

By Glen finch on Monday, May 17, 1999 - 03:13 am:

    grave yards beachs pool deck full of people a big rock meny pubic bath room a bus getting blown when i was driving out side back yard parking lot with people watching

By Magic Chef on Thursday, May 20, 1999 - 12:52 am:

    In a bathtub full of Hormel brand chile. It kinda stung.
    But it was funny anyway.

By Marshal on Friday, May 21, 1999 - 11:39 am:

    With another marshal....her idea

By H on Friday, May 21, 1999 - 03:52 pm:

    In the walk-in fridge at a Golden Corral Steakhouse. That yellow stuff they squirt on garlic toast was involved.

By J on Wednesday, May 26, 1999 - 08:01 pm:

    I can,t help myself,I gotta ask how did you use that yellow stuff?

By J on Wednesday, May 26, 1999 - 08:02 pm:

    I can,t help myself,I gotta ask how did you use
    that yellow stuff?

By H on Thursday, May 27, 1999 - 02:50 pm:

    Think of a very greasy, buttery flavored massage oil and I think you will get the picture. I never said it was a good idea, but we were 17.

By Nate on Thursday, May 27, 1999 - 06:55 pm:

    i read that as 'butterfly flavored"


By Therrien on Friday, May 28, 1999 - 08:37 am:

    I know what H is talking about. When I was working for Proctor and Gamble (insert satanic reference here) we used to market this stuff called "Whirl" which was basically a butter-flavored canola oil substance that had no saturated fat or cholesterol. It was sold in these huge, two gallon jugs like laundry detergent (which we also sold). It's like that yellow stuff they squirt on popcorn at the cinema. What I want to know is how long it took to wash that stuff off and did you break out? That's more grease than the human epidermis can tolerate!

    And how long did you two smell like garlic toast?

By H on Friday, May 28, 1999 - 10:00 am:

    That's the stuff. No, nobody broke out or smelled like garlic toast but we were pretty greasy and it took a couple of days to clean off the seats in my car. I haven't been back to a Golden Corral since then - I am not even sure they are still in business. As for the girl - she got canned later that summer after she got caught blowing some guy in the bathroom.

By J on Friday, May 28, 1999 - 04:49 pm:

    Her parents must be really proud of her.

By Therrien on Tuesday, June 1, 1999 - 11:49 am:

    Damn. If I would have known Whirl could be used as a sexual lubricant, I could have probably saved my job at P&G. Imagine the marketing opportinities. . .

    H - Thanks for sharing that lovely vignette. I am sure it would have made a great "Wonder Years" episode. Hopefully you have moved up the sexual food chain from greased up 17 year olds . . . couldn't resist the pun.

By H on Tuesday, June 1, 1999 - 01:15 pm:

    Thanks for your concern.

    That was 14 years ago. I'm over it. I was over it as soon as I got my car washed.

    And thanks for making me out to have been some kind of deranged perv based upon one fucked-up adolescent encounter. Remember, I said WE were 17.

    I am not having a good day.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, June 1, 1999 - 02:32 pm:

    I wonder if someone needs to buy H a vowel?

By Gee on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 02:57 am:

    Of all the posts in this freaked out thread, the one that gets the most attention is the comment about "yellow stuff".

    That's just funny.

By Ha on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 08:55 am:

    Thanks, PJBoy. I needed that. Let's just forget yesterday ever happened. Cripes.

    OK - No more talk about yellow stuff on this thread. It can move to the thread about "what's your favorite king (sic) of cheese"

    Or elsewhere.

    I don't care.

    Have a nice day :)

By Therrien on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 11:46 am:

    H - Let me remind you who set whom up. You are the one who decided to disclose your experience on this thread and if you aren't prepared to handle the potential ridicule that can result, then I suggest you resist the temptation to post at all. If you're "not having a good day" and have to EXPLAIN that in your post, then maybe you shouldn't be posting ANYTHING until you're over it. Your apology, if that's what it is (I don't translate "let's forget yesterday ever happened" to "I'm sorry") is accepted.

    And I apologize for presuming that anyone who posts their recollections of past sexual experiences, especially those involving foodstuffs, has a thick enough skin to deal with the consequences.


By H on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 12:39 pm:

    Let me get this straight.

    Therrien butts into a spirited yet courteous debate about weight - see More Chat Abt. Fat - and asks Margret "How big are your cans?" and less than 24 hours later has the audacity to lecture me on netiquette?

    Give me a break!

    Your "acceptance" of my apology is not exactly taken as sincere when it is accompanied by criticism of my efforts to backtrack from what I clearly admit was a temper tantrum.

    And in case you were too dense or were paying too much attention to Howard Stern (from where you stole "how big are your cans?" to understand, spontanaity is one of the elements that makes this site as interesting as it is, so occasional flareups will happen. And those readers/participants who truly give a shit will later retract or otherwise explain or just plain move on without having to actually say "I'm sorry." It's called reading between the lines. You should have picked it up in about Grade 5.

    And let me remind you of something -- you are the one who misread the post in the first place.

    To all other Sorabjiites - I am sorry for feeling the need to post this but I could not let Therrien's last message stand without a reply. This is the last you will hear from me on this subject.

By Therrien on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 01:39 pm:


    Better you should apologize for boring everyone on this site with your ranting. Nobody cares, including me.


    p.s. - How big is your schlong?

By Johnny rumba on Wednesday, June 2, 1999 - 07:23 pm:

    did it in a lot of risky places as a teenager, but the riskiest was in a hockey rink in tulsa oklahoma while a fundamentalist preacher lectured to the thousands gathered about rebrobation. narrowly missed getting caught twice-- once in the locker room, then up in the bleachers. got brazen and fingerficked under a blanket while a woman stared at us. she wrote us a note that said, "god is gonna zap you!"

By H on Thursday, June 3, 1999 - 12:04 pm:

    Insert favorite "high sticking" reference here . . .

    I have been to that hockey arena - home of the Tulsa Ice Oilers of the Central Hockey League. They used to have a coach - Garry Unger - who was a born-again Christian. Occasionally he would evangelize during TV interviews, especially after a big win. Then, for some strange reason, he was thrown out of the league and had to take a job in New Mexico.

    God Damn, I am a storehouse of absolutely worthless information.

By The Great and Powerful Markus on Thursday, June 3, 1999 - 08:20 pm:

    Therrien, it needs to be said, and I'm just ratassed enough right now to jump into this pissing contest. You're the bore in this equation. Leave H alone, take a cold shower, and come back when you've got something of your own say, rather than lame criticism of others' posts.

By Margret on Thursday, June 3, 1999 - 11:01 pm:

    I am for vicious and biting satire, as long as it is so clever even the victim has to giggle despite his/her abject humiliation. This is an artform. I am not quite up to snuff with this particular form, so I try to be nice. If you can't have style, fucking skip it.
    Markus rawks.
    H needs no defense, though, as his main generators seem to be intact, his deflector shields in full working order.
    My cans are huge, and the subject of their own thread. Not stripper huge, just grossly disproportionate to my sense of the aesthetic in secondary sexual charateristics on my meatmobile.
    I have never had sex anywhere unusual.

By Agatha on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 01:34 am:

    the most risky place i have ever had sex was in a radio station during a radio show which i was hosting. i played a really long song. later, others somehow found out about this and we were the source of much juicy gossip. i was eighteen.

    my cans are pretty small. i like to sleep on my belly, sometimes.

    i agree that therrien sucks, but has an interesting name, as well. i enjoy H's posts. likm'aid is much better than butter substitute as a sexual tool, no pun intended.

By J on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 09:59 am:

    I have never had sex anywhere strange,but my mom walked in on me and my man going to it ,dog style no less.You would have thought she would have shut the door after first seeing us,but no she stood there in the doorway calling us sick.She called us depraved morons.I was so freaked out,we had trouble removing ourselves from each other.Now that was one time I could not think of a snappy come back.

By H on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 10:28 am:

    Thanks Margret and Agatha! Although I do have to absorb blame for creating this monster first by losing my cool and then by perpetuating the bickering. Accordingly, in the interest of moving on I will withhold any commentary on Therrien's "farewell soliloquy" from "what are you doing."

    You two and Markus are right cool.

By Nate on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 11:20 am:

    the correct response would be:

    "Oh god! oh yes! now call us perverted freaks mommy! oh yes! call us depraved morons again! OH GOD! OH YES! YES! OH MY GOD!!"

    and then start screaming your dads name over again and again while making references to an event that never took place:

    (assuming dad's name is Theo)


    then cum, collaspe on the bed, and just stare at your mom until she leaves.

By Wisper on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 01:12 pm:


    I haven't laughed so hard at simple text since Mark's legendary 'penis story' from days of yore.

    ...and "meatmobile" is my new favorite word.


By J on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 02:25 pm:

    ROFL,that was too good,way better than anything I came up with after the shock wore off.But I did get my locks changed and mom no longer has a key.My nerves just can,t take it.

By Accustat on Friday, June 4, 1999 - 07:21 pm:

    though this topic is a runaway freight train ...his is my input......

    The most grandma's rocker while she lie sleeping in the next room on xmas eve. It was one of those old slide rockers, it was really hot!! I highly recommend it. Her in the chair, boy on his can put the rest together..

    Also, oral sex on the Hollywood freeway,

    in a pool

    and completely drunk outta our minds on the coffee table at a small party in front of friends who acted like they genuinely didn't notice.....or didn't care.....

By Cyst on Sunday, June 6, 1999 - 10:09 am:

    agatha - what song?

By Agatha on Sunday, June 6, 1999 - 01:49 pm:

    it was either "inna gadda da vida" by iron butterfly, or a long remix of "how soon is now." i seem to remember playing both. please keep in mind that i was like nineteen. please.

By Cyst on Sunday, June 6, 1999 - 02:11 pm:

    I was going to ask if it was inna godda da vida.

    I like the details of stories.

    once in college a coworker told a story to me and another coworker about how "one time" when he was really nervous about a date, he drunk a bunch of his parents' liquor before she came to get him so they could go see a movie. he said he ended up getting drunk and acting really dumb and she didn't call him back.

    I assumed he was talking about a high school date, and I asked him what movie they went to see. he sort of stammered and then named a movie that was still in the theaters.

    we were all also still young, maybe 19, and he still lived with his folks. nice redhead kid, not a ladies' man. we laughed anyway. aww.

    I think he said "hunt for red october." an early '90s movie based on a some popular cold war thriller book.

By Person on Tuesday, June 8, 1999 - 01:42 am:

    Once while driving down a country road. She was all over me and I was driving and we both ended up naked and fucking it out right there. I eventually stopped of course.

By J on Thursday, June 10, 1999 - 12:59 pm:

    Stopped fucking,or driving?

By Jade on Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - 08:23 pm:

    Under a highway overpass.
    In Central Park. (By the ice rink, on the rocks by Sheep's Meadow, in Strawberry Fields, under the Alice in Wonderland statue, other places... I just don't remember where.)
    Roof of a shorter highrise on the Upper West Side in Manhattan. At dawn. (Yum.)
    In a D.J.'s booth.
    On a cliff.
    In/on/around too many vehicles to name.
    On a passenger train.
    On a freight train.
    On a ferris wheel. Of course.. the park was closed.
    On the roof of my parent's house.
    In the woods. (No tent neccessary.)
    In the Pacific Ocean.
    In a sauna in Siberia.
    Behind the counter in a store. While it was open. (It was a slow day. You know...)
    Other, much more mundane places. Like the floor. And the kitchen. And the bathroom. And the livingroom. And the hall.

By Waffleboy on Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - 08:25 pm:

    wanna have sex?

By Jade on Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - 09:21 pm:


By FETIDBEAVER on Tuesday, July 13, 1999 - 10:36 pm:

    In a train, on a plane, in a boat, with a goat?

By Gee on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 01:21 am:

    You had sex in the pacific ocean? Are you half fish?

By FETIDBEAVER on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 05:45 am:

    No, just smell like it.

By Waffleboy on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 11:10 am:

    in my grandpappy's rockin chair, he lives in in Istanbul

By J on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 08:23 pm:

    I had a lavender velvet chair in our bedroom,I loved that chair,one weekend we never left our room,anything two people could do to each other,we did,but at one point my knee did go right through that chair,it actually broke the frame,my knee was all fucked up,it kinda blew the mood for me anyway.

By Waffleboy on Wednesday, July 14, 1999 - 08:28 pm:

    over christmas holidays this past year, she and i decided on some "holiday spirit". In the guest room my grand father has this old slide rocking chair that he sits & reads the paper in every a.m.. Anyway, might i say that god damned chair provided the most god damned fun!!!!! It's height was just right accomodate us both (use your imagination so i can avoid spelling it out). This reminds me i need to hit the flea markets this weekend see if i can score one of those things.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, July 15, 1999 - 07:02 am:

    A porn title like "married butt pirates," comes to mind for some reason.

By Curious waffles on Thursday, July 15, 1999 - 11:54 am:

    explain Jim,

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 01:20 am:

    Well, I don't know a whole LOT about straight sex. But in rocking chair position, I would think it would almost have to be anal. But I could wrong.

By Pink Eye on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 02:20 am:

    anal it is!

By J on Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - 02:10 pm:

    In the lavender chair,it was just doggystyle,I loved that chair,have yet to find another one like it.

By Waffles on Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - 02:18 pm:

    Jim it was more like a legs behind the ear type of thing, and I am a lanky ass mutha so standing on my knees, everything seems to fit just right

By Redster on Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - 03:01 pm:

    Speaking of Chairs!!!!! I have always regretted leaving a firm bean-baggy-like chair behind in a move. We still Fantasize about all the sweat that ran off that brown vinyl love machine. So far I have yet to find a chair with such action!!!!!!

By Cumonme on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 05:46 pm:


    In the female toilets of the queen victoria building SYDNEY

    oral in several national parks

    in a public swimming pool where there was no one down our end but a group playing volleyball up the other

    in her little nieces bunk bed ( she of course was in the lounge room at the time)

    handjob in a VW while her 3 best friends (remember VW) had no idea what was happening under the blanket

    her brothers lounge room

    her dad walked in on us while she had her hand on my cock under the blanket - he talked to us for 5min

    national parks are good i've cum to that conclusion!

    also in the shower is good

    the weirdest one is me doing a handstand and her giving me oral but, unfortunately my arms aren't strong enough to finish the job

    the guy I work with wants to say his now:

    Here at work (at night of course)
    In the Bank ATM room While it was being used
    One of the largest buildings in the city of Sydney with a Barrister.

By Imcummingnow on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 12:38 pm:

    in Antartica...

    in an igloo

    ontop of the igloo

    on a snow mobile

    in a polar bear den

    WITH a polar bear

    with a polar bear on a snow mobile

    with an eskimo on a snow mobile

    with an eskimo on a snow mobile being chased by a polar bear

    with an eskimo in an igloo with a polar bar on our snow mobile doing wheelies

By J on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 01:49 pm:

    You little slut,a threeway with an eskimo and a polar bear,was it a male polar bear?If so,did he have a big Johnson?Was it good?

By Icamereelgood on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 01:58 pm:

    lets just say the bear made up for the eskimo's shortcomings

By Twisted J on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 02:13 pm:

    Got any pictures?

By Ivana Humpalot on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 02:17 pm:

    bears ate my camera

By Kalliope on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 03:02 pm:

    i leave you people alone for three days and come back to this. oh my.

    alright. if you really had sex on top of a box of grenades, im impressed beyond belief.

    in a resevoir
    over a balancing beam
    behind a qwik-e-mart (you figure it out)
    in a model airplane field
    in a hospital elevator
    on virginia beach by the edgar cayce building
    tied to a radiator
    on my ex-boyfriends parents couch while watching "edward scissorhands"


    chrimmeny. im not original.

By Shari on Tuesday, November 16, 1999 - 11:56 pm:

    in an indoor movie theatre during jaws
    in a dressing room during the christmas shopping season
    in a sheet at the beach in the middle of the day
    in a hospital bed with someone watching tv in the next bed(she complained to the nurse about me)
    on the counter of the girls bathroom in a bar on a saturday nite
    on the hood of my car in a parking lot in daylight
    in my parents bathroom while they were in the kitchen (next room)

By Shari on Wednesday, November 17, 1999 - 12:00 am:

    the backseat of a car while 2 of his friends were in the front seat
    on the stairs that go to the front door at pats house(his roommates were trying to leave)
    in an airplane(not in the bathroom)
    against the third story window of a hotel that overlooks the pool during the day while tourists were swimming
    next to a bonfire while my friend scott was watching

By P.T. Barnum on Monday, November 22, 1999 - 03:28 pm:

    I love this exhibitionist stuff, Shari!!!

By Murky on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 11:52 pm:

    Damn, now I want to go have sex somewhere weird.

    Heh, hey john... feel like a fuck on the roof?

By Psycho on Saturday, February 19, 2000 - 05:21 pm:

    hey! the roof thing is my deal! but anyways

    water tower
    in a tree
    in a tunnel
    on a bridge
    on a train

By Psycho on Saturday, February 19, 2000 - 05:27 pm:

    i forgot some:
    in the woods
    in the mud
    in a movie theatre
    bunk bed
    my backyard

By ABC on Tuesday, March 14, 2000 - 08:50 pm:

    I don't know if this can really hang with box of grenades, but: United States Post Office


By A rabid emu on Saturday, March 25, 2000 - 09:09 pm:

    rooftop pool
    abandoned warehouse
    on top of Half Dome in Yosemite as a scout leader desperately tried to shield his scouts from us
    listening booth of a local music store
    by the side of the freeway while waiting for the tow truck
    in her little brother's room (too weird, never again)
    zoo after dark (monkeys picked up the scent and started to howl)
    w/green eggs and ham?

By Tarn on Sunday, March 26, 2000 - 07:40 pm:

    back seat of car being driven through town on Fri nite, airport landing strip(man those lights are bright!), top of a 20 foot pile of gravel, on friends floor(while friend getting it on next to me), swimming pool, ocean, river(wet is always fun!), roof, backyard, in the woods, in lots of cars, on a swing in the playground, on a slide in the playground, on the roundabout in a playground, on alot of playground equipment, on the beach, in a cave at the beach, on a boat in the ocean, on a train, on a bus, toilet in midair between Denver and New York, at the movies, a lot more places, but I'm getting sore fingers typing them all out!

By patrick on Monday, March 27, 2000 - 12:00 pm:

    fucking liar

By semillama on Monday, March 27, 2000 - 12:44 pm:

    so, been tested for HIV yet, Tarn?

By Rhiannon on Monday, March 27, 2000 - 12:49 pm:

    Ew, or what about blood poisoning for her? Think of all the bacteria and little creatures floating around in that river.

By Gee on Tuesday, March 28, 2000 - 01:57 am:

    I understand sex underwater is unsafe for a woman, due to the water being shoved up inside her. I'm not clear on the details.

By patrick on Tuesday, March 28, 2000 - 12:07 pm:

    I have heard it's's relatively safe, however, dirty water will not do any one any good, man or woman. I have had sex in the bathtub and a pool and it was not a problem.....we could have been playing fire though. I do know never to blow air inside a girl, that can be deadly....not that i would ever think to do that.

By JusMiceElf on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 12:43 am:

    It's worse when you use a compressor.

By Gee on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 01:04 am:

    air and water - dangerous for the same reason. I'm still not clear on the details, but I think I'll go find out just so I'll know.

By patrick on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 11:41 am:

    if water is dangerous inside, explain why products like massengile and summers eve are even on the i am curious.....

By Rhiannon on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 12:24 pm:

    Right, water is not necessarily dangerous unless it's contaminated or, you know, some horrible person shoves a hose inside you and turns it on full blast. I don't want to think about that.

    Blowing air is dangerous because of the risk of developing an embolism.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 29, 2000 - 12:48 pm:

    My sister-in-law's sister came home one morning, to find her husband passed out on the floor, his
    penis snugly inserted into the hose of a shop-vac,
    [he was dead drunk]. My brother-in-law thought this was quite funny when he heard about it, and dressed the shop-vac up with a wig and a purse.
    The couple is now divorced.

By Gee on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 03:36 am:

    embolism. that's what I heard you can get from water being shoved up your vagina so forcefully. I can't say 100% that it's true, just that that's what I heard on some sex show.

    also, I read a long long time ago that douch (sp) is actually bad for you. not because of an embolism but I think because of the chemicals.

By MapleLeaf on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 10:08 am:


    Gee have been listening to Sue Johanssen again.

By patrick on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 12:30 pm:

    the only chemicals in douche are vinegar and water i believe. maybe fragrance.....correct me if i am wrong but an embolism is when you get an air buble in your vains and it can cause a sort of deadly hiccup when it reaches your heart. Junkies who shoot up have the same concern if if they get an air bubble in the fix and in the vein...

    douche is a bad thing because it can offset your natural balance. you always have a certain amount of bacteria and your bodies chemistry can offset that causeing a yeast infection, or so i understand it...

By J on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 02:23 pm:

    I douche and I never had a yeast infection.But I seem to recall from God knows where that you could die from having air blown up your wussy.Sem pegged me, lost mucho brain cells.Some people love their motors a little more seriously than others."Girlfriends just don,t have that warm petrol smell",points out one autosexuality enthusiast on the auto-erotic mailing list.Autosexuality is not the same as getting off on shagging in cars-it,s getting off on shagging cars.It,s pretty big news in the USA,where big autos and long stretches of open road make the activity somewhat more glamorous than M25 road rage.Tail-pipe gators are advised to make 'condoms'out of Cool Mits cylinders and not to "fuck a car with the engine on".Otherwise the car will either stall or force the exhaust out...Painful.Dogging meanwhile,is an English term for a sport where people watch couples having sex in parked cars.The couple in the car perform for those who gather round their car,signifying the action by putting a red light inside the motor.There are specific parking areas that have become notorious for this activity.Other couples engage in oral sex or nudity on the motorway in order to attract the attention of passing truckers.

By patrick on Thursday, March 30, 2000 - 02:46 pm:

    perhaps youir body chemistry has adjusted to it. I just know my wife have has talked about it before....saying how bad to douche can be, that we have to trust our own body chemcials to keep clean.....she even went off on a rant from her feminist college years about how douche was an an uneccesary thing created by men.....She felt if we start messing with that natural balance things can go wrong... i tend to agree....she has never had to douche.....personally. i don't want my girl to smell "april fresh" or like "spring violets"...i want my girl to smell like my girl.....there is nothing sexier and more appropriate i think.....

By Gee on Friday, March 31, 2000 - 02:29 am:

    what's wrong with Sue? I like Sue.

By MapleLeaf on Friday, March 31, 2000 - 09:16 am:

    Nothing wrong with Sue.......... I listen whenever I'm on the road at that time on Sunday returning from the cottage.

By Gee on Saturday, April 1, 2000 - 01:36 am:

    I saw her at Zellers at Centerpoint one time. She was looking at underwear. Isn't that exciting?

By MapleLeaf on Monday, April 3, 2000 - 10:31 am:

    She was doing research.

By J on Monday, April 3, 2000 - 01:49 pm:

    This Sue woman better not be trying to get money selling her used underwear or I,m gonna sue.

By Gee on Tuesday, April 4, 2000 - 01:31 am:

    last night Sue mentioned that you get air bubbles from sex under water. SO THERE!

By MapleLeaf on Tuesday, April 4, 2000 - 08:58 am:

    Does this mean Sue has been reading our posts? How did she know to talk about this? Or did you call her Gee?

By Gee on Wednesday, April 5, 2000 - 01:36 am:

    she mentions it a lot. That and how to give oral sex to a guy are a couple of things she really seems to like talking about.

By SexyNYgirl on Tuesday, June 13, 2000 - 10:53 pm:

    Well top this guys I had sex on a jet ski!

By J on Tuesday, June 13, 2000 - 11:09 pm:


By Rogercake on Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 05:03 am:

    in the ocean
    on a beach
    in a spa pool
    on our back lawn
    on a comfy old yellow couch(lots until we broke it)
    up against same couch
    at her moms
    in a backcountry hut full of trampers
    in the mountains(cold)

By Apparissus on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 03:34 pm:

    Yesterday I took her to this amazing spot at the top of little bear falls near Cooke City, MT. We picknicked right at the edge of the falls, across a valley from the highway. Then she got playful, seduced me and got us naked, and made love to me in full view of the cars 300 yards across the valley/canyon.

    She moves away to California in a week. Harumph.

By Dougie on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 03:37 pm:

    We did it on the couch last night, and pictures of Montana were on the tv news.

By Isolde on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 08:17 pm:

    It doesn't technically count--but I had a dream we did it on my desk at work. All these cards everywhere. Weird.

By Wavy on Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 09:53 pm:

    Various places in and around my girlfriend's house
    Various places in my house, including spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor.

    <10 years of celibacy>

    Umm.. that's about it.

By semillama on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 04:49 pm:

    So far, beds. However, in two beds not my own, which is new for me. I suppose that's still beds though, so pay no attention.

By Cat on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 04:53 pm:'ve never made love outdoors? Given that you work outdoors so much, I guess that would be kinda like doing it on the office desk?

By patrick on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 05:07 pm:

    i like doing it in other people's bathrooms. Sometimes at parties, sometimes not. Angry Sam has a great bathroom for fuckin, and they know us well enough to know when are doing it. He gives me the "christ i cant even get laid in my own house, i don't need you to sex up my bathroom"

By Mavis on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 05:09 pm:

    in the shower
    on the floor
    bent over the couch
    in the woods
    at the lake
    in the sauna
    in a canoe
    in cars
    once on a rooftop
    in three different tents
    in a cave
    i forget...

By semillama on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 05:45 pm:

    I always get dumped before we make it past the bed...At this rate, I'll never make it past a bed!
    I count myself lucky to have actually made it to the part where you get into a bed.
    Keep in mind that for the vast majority of the female population, I am not sexually attractive.
    or not something enough, anyway.

    Damn, I knew I should have stayed away from this thread...

By Cat on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 06:02 pm:

    Sem, wasn't going to mention this for fear of freaking you out. But I was showing a gf this site at around the time you'd posted your web site. She was very taken with you judging by her exclamation - "I'd do him, what a cutie, is he single?".

    So while it may be from a distance of 7,000 miles, there's at least one sheila who thinks you're hot.

By Mavis on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 06:08 pm:

    oh sem
    you're totally hot.
    plus you have a fuzzy belly.

    enough said

By patrick on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 06:33 pm:

    i don't have a fuzzy belly, but i got a decent happy trail.....

    actually for shaggin the same woman for 7 years, you would think we have been more adventurous...i suppose we have, in other ways........but for the most part, we like the damn bed. carpet burn sucks. counter tops, against walls, standingup are difficult as out heights are are kinda cramped being 6'3" and trying to get it on in japanese 2 door car...........need i say more? we have never really been camping and such, we tried the elevator thing in my apartment building (see height problem) and ended up actually getting the elevator stuck. the mile high club, well we rarely fly together. we did do it in grandpas rocker over xmas on year, that was pretty considering it was an antique slide rocker.

    i think we made out on the beach once or twice, actually slept on the beach but we were just dating.

    however i bet our first time beats anyone's first sex with a there were more than 2 pairs of shoes at the doorstep that day.

    oh wait we did do it in the pool at our old apartment building, which was in a courtyard type environment, which anyone and everyone could see.

By Pilate on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 08:22 pm:

    I've done it in a teacher's office in a Catholic high school.

    Also in a swimming pool and on a patio.

    I've given/received handjobs in movie theatres, at a Sonic drive-in, in front of a large cross, on the beach, in a men's room, at a porn shop, on a balcony, in a dark alley in New Orleans and in the back of a tattoo parlor.

By Antithesis on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 08:41 pm:


    I don't have sex. Mother says sex is dirty.

    *double sigh* Isolde lets me watch sometimes, though.

    (ooh, am I EVER gonna get slapped for that one...))

By Isolde on Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 08:47 pm:


    It's not my bloody fault your damn door doesn't lock and people keep walking in us!


By J on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 05:13 am:

    I hate that when it happens.

By Cat on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 05:19 am:

    Anti...check your email. I would have emailed Isolde since she has usurped you as flirt partner, but alas (sigh) I don't have her email addy.

By Antithesis on Friday, August 25, 2000 - 05:47 am:

    Forlorn! the very word is like a bell
    To toll me back from thee to my sole self!
    Adieu! the fancy cannot cheat so well
    As she is fam'd to do, deceiving elf.
    Adieu! adieu! thy plaintive anthem fades
    Past the near meadows, over the still stream,
    Up the hill-side; and now 'tis buried deep
    In the next valley-glades:
    Was it a vision, or a waking dream?
    Fled is that music:--Do I wake or sleep?

    Cat, friend, I'm always open for flirting with almost everyone. I'm a big flirt slut. It's sad, but true.

    Ack. I checked the mail account in question to find that my personal info has been set as my ex-girlfriend's mother, probably since May. grumble.

By Telex on Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 10:48 pm:


By Gutsy on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 02:47 am:

    Well the most daring places would have to be
    in the doctors office
    janitors closet
    bank valt
    local swimming pool
    in the lake
    cop car
    high school lunch tables
    high school gym
    high school girl locker room
    boys locker room
    um english class
    metal shop class
    my desk at work
    hood of my truck
    in the back seet of my 66 chevele tight
    girl friends parents kitchen table then later that night we had dinner on it
    court house bathrooms
    court house jury room
    judges courters
    on a train
    on a bus
    in the woods (watch out for poisen ivy)
    Strawberry lake
    in a national park
    in a water fall
    um i think thats all but not sure my girl friend says i have the most active dick in the world

By Bobby on Tuesday, April 3, 2001 - 03:06 am:

    More like the most active imagination in the world, gusty!

By JoE KewL on Thursday, December 6, 2001 - 02:47 am:

    in my ass

By Sexy_devil on Saturday, February 2, 2002 - 11:56 pm:

    I havn't had sex alot and its only been with one guy. (i'm only 15) but i've had sex:
    *On a bed
    *Standing against the wall, while he lifted me up on him
    *In his car
    *on a picnic table at a park (in the dark)
    *On his sisters bed
    and....this ones the best guys!
    *on a TRAMPOLINE!! ya gotta try that one!!*

By Oswald Jr. on Sunday, February 3, 2002 - 09:15 am:

    I damn near got some in a dresing room at a clothes store in the mall yesterday no joke. I know _almost does not count for much but shit I am 15 too (but 16 real soon). Hey I dont have a trampoline so I do what I can. It was a real messed up kind of deal and very out of controll. The most turned on I been in years. It is one of those things where you feel like you will die from it. So turned on it hurts like hell.

By Oswald Jr. on Sunday, February 3, 2002 - 09:53 am:

    I am screwed up about the whole thing. Like when I go to church I do not know what to say it is not like I can hide from God but I gotta say I am not sorry. NOT SORRY. My folks know what I did and I am sorry in the sense that I act wrong in public. But I was very happy and i say it was a good thing not bad. As it was very loveing and sweet and hot. I do not know what to do these days I want to say fuck it and do as I please but I am trying so damn hard to do the right thing but I do not know why it is not right. Its not like I am a virgin. I could just go nuts get drunk and fuck and get it over with and then be good again for the longest time BUT it could hurt my folks so I will not. God how I want to take one day a big private holliday and get stoned get fucked do all things I should not do then come back and be nice again. Feeling like I could hit the walls all this energy I am like an animal in a cage I am good but I could take a base ball bat and just start teareing shit up. But I am nice and will find a beter way. My folks are great they are being kinda cool about it but still firm which I guess is there job. Shit I dont know I mite skip church I do not know if I can deal with it today.

By Oswald Jr. on Monday, February 4, 2002 - 12:28 pm:

    I did skip church. Well I was right I could'nt deal with it. I feel beter now I got to hang out with these cute guys last nite it was nice and my good mood come back to me. This guy drops his pants in front of me it was just a joke he moons me and it's all a big laugh but he did have a nice ass and oh never mind. I will come back later and bless you with storys of my life in the wide world of teen sex frusration. Selah!

By Woody on Monday, February 4, 2002 - 02:14 pm:

    I've had sex in more than one cemetary,
    The bathroom at Denny's
    Under a table at a bar
    In cars,
    In the park, while people jogged by,
    At work

By The Watcher on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 04:04 pm:

    And I thought I was depraived.

    Now I feel deprived.

By Cat on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 04:11 pm:

    I wish you felt departed.

By The Watcher on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 05:08 pm:

    Now that would be sick.

    Necrophilia is not one of my personal choices.

By patrick on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 05:55 pm:




    im rolling on the floor in hysterics.

    ok, im not ACTUALLY rolling on the floor in hysterics. Im not even making any kind of laughter that is audible. But inside my head...

By Cat on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 06:05 pm:

    Watcher, um..if you were departed, you would not be making choices...which is a shame, given that rigor mortis would do wonders for your ego.

By The Under Deputy Secretary for the Bureau of the Ministry of Affairs on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 06:11 pm:


    Um, pardon that outbreak. We regret to inform you that Mr. Watcher has left the building for the day.

By Cat on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 06:17 pm:

    Was it wise to allow him to leave? Necrophilia is his public choice, you know.

By The Deputy Secretary for the Bureau of the Ministry of Affairs on Friday, February 8, 2002 - 06:23 pm:

    Yes ma'am, I'm afraid so. It's a free country and all.

By The Watcher on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 06:28 pm:

    And we'll keep it that way too.

    Also, I'm out of the building again.

By The Secretary for the Bureau of the Ministry of Affairs on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 07:09 pm:

    Yes, I will vouch for The Watcher. He is out of the building. I saw him leave myself.

By spunnky on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:21 pm:

    dining room table
    computer desk

By Spunkys wife on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 10:16 pm:

    computer desk?

By pamela on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 12:38 am:

    at my grandfather's restaurant (and since a few of you are still in the bay area, I won't say which ones they are):

    *in the walk-in
    *in a booth
    *on the bar
    *in the office on the desk
    *in the office on the chair
    *on a stool

By semillama on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 09:10 am:

    Nowhere but.

By Dr. Seuss on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 10:52 am:

    in a boat,
    with a goat,
    while afloat...

By NoDumBunny on Thursday, February 14, 2002 - 03:07 pm:

    In a telephone Booth at "The Scrap Bar" in Greenwich Village, NYC....what the hell, even the bathrooms were gender neutral!

By Stephanie on Sunday, February 9, 2003 - 09:35 pm:

    In my boyfriends Black Mustang
    On the kitchen table
    In my boyfriends recording studio (accidently recorded)
    Lincoln Navigator
    Skate Park
    Jimmys Johnny! haha porta potty (stinky)
    An empty couldesack (on the ground)
    U-Haul (hey the truck was to small in the front)

By Curious like George on Monday, February 10, 2003 - 01:36 am:

    How many kids do you have? Would you want to share this on Jerry Springer? Do you have a full set of teeth? Can you share some love advise?

By Ms. sexaholic on Saturday, April 5, 2003 - 00:00 am:

    up the ass

By Ms. sexaholic on Saturday, April 5, 2003 - 00:01 am:

    up the ass

By Ouchy on Tuesday, April 8, 2003 - 03:15 pm:

    Wow,was there poop on his pecker when he pulled it out?

By Long Dong on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 03:03 pm:

    In the Ocean
    In a pool
    On a car
    Out in the open in a blizzard
    In a motorhome with 4 other people :)
    On a picnic table
    With my ex-girlfriend on a couch with parents 10 feet away around the corner watching t.v.
    In a tub filled with bubbles
    On a motorcycle (not moving)
    In the dirt
    In the woods
    On the beach (One time a boat went by, we waved)
    Driving down the road while she sat on my lap (Do not do this, we almost wrecked)
    Just about most of the furniture in a house.
    A closet
    A stairwell (Door opened)
    The basement floor, on the washer, an old sewing machine

By Long Dong on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 03:06 pm:

    I almost forgot, a b.j. on the church bus.

By Nate on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 03:27 pm:

    By spunnky on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 09:21 pm:
    dining room table
    computer desk

    By Spunkys wife on Wednesday, February 13, 2002 - 10:16 pm:
    computer desk?

By eri on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 03:47 pm:

    Wondered how long it would take you guys to find that one! I still didn't do anything on a computer desk with him, so I am wondering who and when the fuck that was!

    I guess I have never entered my list, which is rather boring:

    Living Room Floor (neighbors spying)
    Dining Room Table
    Back Patio (neighbors spying)
    Forest on my parents land (before Spunky)

    I can't think of any other places. All I have to add is NEVER ON A COMPUTER TABLE!!!!!

By eri on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 03:49 pm:

    Oops, forgot one:
    Elms Resort and Spa, room (with Spunky)
    Elms Resort Environmental room hot tub, and showers (before Spunky) (got walked in on by towel boy).

By spunky on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 04:21 pm:

    hey, maybe not the computer table, but at least the chair in front of it...

By eri on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 06:05 pm:

    OK, I will give you the chair in front of the computer table, though we didn't actually fit to have sex in it, just play around.

By patrick on Wednesday, April 23, 2003 - 06:12 pm:


By wisper on Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 06:59 pm:

    this is why i never read this thread.

By Dougie on Thursday, April 24, 2003 - 07:08 pm:

    My favorite place is on my boat -- anchoring up somewhere and going into the cabin and drawing the curtains tight. Talk about "motion of the ocean!"

By Sexyone on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 01:44 am:

    I've had sex:
    in a car
    in a neighbors tree house
    in my closet
    on parents bed
    in partners friends bed
    kitchen counter
    side of beach house(neighbors watching)
    outdoor shower
    indoor shower
    in the ocean
    on the beach

By Sam I Am on Friday, May 2, 2003 - 08:21 am:

    i would eat them in a box
    i would eat them with a fox
    i would eat them here or there
    i would eat them ANYWHERE!

By Wishfulthinker on Monday, May 12, 2003 - 04:28 am:

    in a tent with his friend sleeping next to us
    in a hot tob on the patio
    in a jacuzzi with his sister and 2 best friends in it (thank god for those bubbles)
    friend's living room
    in sister's bed
    in the shower
    in the car

By Amber on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 08:09 pm:

    During the opening night of the school play, I was in charge of the lights and sound, and this guy had a small part, and during the production, we sneaked up to the rafters right above the stage. Good thing nobody looked up. haha

By JboxR on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 08:47 pm:

    in a soccer field. and THAT chick was great!
    always open arms, no condom, always inside -
    everytime! the soccer field was great. went for
    a walk at night in the park, sat on the grass
    next to a dimly lit soccer field and... up goes
    her skirt! (sigh) miss her, I do!

By Carlos fandango on Friday, May 23, 2003 - 05:13 pm:

    amber,sorry to hear that guy had a small part.

By Mspar on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 09:11 pm:

    4th of July afternoon at Lake Seminole Park -oral only (was a virgin at the time)
    Behind the bushes in front of The Musuem of Fine Arts St Petersburg
    at the drive in
    went down on ex while he was driving on the highway
    over counter of bathroom
    on table
    against the wall
    that's all I can think of right now, its been a while...

By Mspar on Saturday, August 9, 2003 - 10:02 pm:

    holy shit. i've had sex in all those places, too. maybe i'm you???!???

By Hal on Sunday, August 10, 2003 - 01:23 am:

    sweet jesus this thread is old....

    We started this back in HS 5 years ago, that was like back in the day yo.

By moonit on Monday, August 11, 2003 - 12:42 am:

    Jesus, and there's a bloody post from the Pandyr on it. Thats kinda freaky.

By Yo Momma on Tuesday, October 28, 2003 - 02:06 pm:

    -Tent & Cabin in Ocala
    -Cabin in NC
    -Against a tree on rocks by a river
    -At a do-it-yourself(and we did) car wash middle of the day
    -pool with people watching from apt.'s
    -jacuzzi/gazebo many many many times
    -Cars-alot- knees got messed up
    -Shower- alot
    -In backyard on shrooms
    -on acid, X, yay, drunk, etc... hallucinating
    -oral while driving
    -Boyfriends mom's bed while she was in next room
    -Spacebed (honorable mention)
    -On top of car
    -On a Balcony
    -Bathroom sink
    -Next to friend while she watched
    -On a Futon, Couches Chair
    -On Burber Carpet- my back was bleeding
    -Room next to boyfriends mom. She told me to keep it down next time when I was walking out at 5 in the morning

    There are so many times I can't remember. Not all with different guys. Mainly boyfriends at the time, although does it count if I was thinking about other people?

    To Do:
    Haunted Mansion and Pirates of the Caribbean at Disney
    Spiderman ride at Islands of Adventure
    Jaws, Back to future-shit all of them
    float at mardi gras sounds fun, burns
    on a cruise ship everywhere
    in an Egyptian tomb
    on a plane
    beach-could've sworn I've done that already
    oceans-all of them
    With Heath Ledger, Johnny Depp or Ludacris
    at the gym
    I've always wanted to do it with a professor
    glass elevator- should've done that already
    Hot Summer nights at WetNWild

By Yo momma on Monday, November 17, 2003 - 03:01 pm:

    One more to do: doctor in doc. office

By Hullbazooo on Tuesday, December 16, 2003 - 07:07 pm:

    this place is completely madDDDDDDADDDDADDDADADAD

By CK1 on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 07:35 pm:

    89' Crown Vic- hood
    driver seat while driving
    backseat all night long
    front seats
    95Eclipse-Front seat
    95F150 - Whiledriving
    In my crown vic at boyscoutcamp
    boyscout camp tent
    camp batchroom
    Many more cars, many more places, just dont remember them all right now think i probably got most of the good ones though.

By CK1 on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 07:39 pm:

    oh yea, and
    BJ while driving from gf in middle while friend was in the front passenger seat right next to her.

    In the gf grandma's bed while gramps and grams were in the living room watchin the tube

By CK1 on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 07:47 pm:

    cant forget about the trampoline
    and the swimming pool
    jacuzzi(luv the bubbles in the crotch) :-P
    friends beds
    parents beds
    my room during my bday party while everyone was outside the room
    in the bed next to my college roomate while he was getting head from my gfs cuzin
    on my friends floor while he was on his waterbed w/his gf(had to tell me to take it easy cuz we were shaking the waterbed and messing up his rythm
    probably think of more again later

By CK1 on Monday, February 2, 2004 - 07:50 pm:

    ah fuck it, done it just about everywhere in just about every position imaginable...
    the end

By heather on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 12:16 am:

    hurray! you can finally be finished!

    well done.

By RobertPlant on Tuesday, February 3, 2004 - 12:22 am:

    Good times,bad times,you know I had my share....

By Cassie on Tuesday, March 9, 2004 - 08:26 pm:

    I did it at school in a stall

By V.v.the sorabji from hell on Wednesday, March 10, 2004 - 12:27 am:

    Still think mosta dis stuff iz BULLSHIT,so tell me otherwise,(or lose your street cred)

By NotAFanOfBunnies on Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 12:16 am:

    ok advice to everyone... never ever have sex in mexico.. at least the section of mexico right across the border from el paso. It is SO dirty there.. and not the sexy dirty either.. more like.. really nasty rats dirty.. but if that's your thing.. go for it. And not to change the subject.. but have you ever seen bunnies fuck?.. the guy just sorta jolts like lightning into the girls hole and after 2 seconds he runs away.. I find it hilarious and yet mentally disturbing.

By semillama on Thursday, March 11, 2004 - 10:00 am:

    I had sex in Mexico and it was all good.

By Bomber on Sunday, April 25, 2004 - 04:32 am:

    with 9 Virgins in hell

By Bomber on Sunday, April 25, 2004 - 06:01 am:

    with 9 Virgins in hell

By Farok on Sunday, June 13, 2004 - 03:25 pm:

    you have lot of imagination

By Friar on Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 01:16 pm:

    I've given and been given b.j. in parks, train station bath rooms, in Europe, in porno shops, wooded areas, while fishing, in an rv and in, on, and under beds. Also with women, mostly in bed.

By Friar on Sunday, June 27, 2004 - 04:21 pm:

    (only kidding)Im still a virgin.

By My Name on Tuesday, June 29, 2004 - 04:44 am:


By Agent D on Monday, September 6, 2004 - 12:00 am:


By Jamesbond on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 10:08 am:

    Man i haven't had any b4 will some teach me how to do that as i find it difficult to ask any girl for sex.

By Agent D on Wednesday, November 24, 2004 - 11:18 am:

    Jamesbond, buy urself a blowup sex doll, here you go, Enjoy!

By Cool boy203 on Tuesday, December 7, 2004 - 07:41 pm:

    on amtrak train
    in a pussy (with a dildo)
    on a plane
    at a drinking party
    in a shower
    on a couch
    in bathroom at silverwood
    at school hallway
    in my dog cage
    in my closet
    up in my parents room (they were out of town)
    at wallmart bathroom
    in a pool
    at hampton in
    in my car

By Cool boy203 on Tuesday, December 7, 2004 - 07:49 pm:

    all those mother fuckers who thought had sex YOU LIE.

By Cool boy203 on Tuesday, December 7, 2004 - 07:51 pm:

    im the only one that had sex you other people can kiss my ass

By Cool boy203 on Tuesday, December 7, 2004 - 10:43 pm:

    GIVE ME A BLOWJOB anyone who lives in kallispell,Mt

By Cool boy 203 on Tuesday, December 7, 2004 - 11:51 pm:

    (men only)

By TBone on Wednesday, December 8, 2004 - 12:54 am:

    You live in Kalispell and can't spell it?

By Horny focker on Tuesday, February 15, 2005 - 05:04 pm:

    ok here gos!

    on the stairs
    on the beach
    in a 7 an a half ton lorry
    park bench
    when putting a cake in the oven
    after wanking in the bath!
    in the garden...when it was very muddy
    outside when it was snowing
    sex sex sex...just great
    in the hay.
    in a lake with the ducks
    on a BBQ...leave it to your imagination where the sausages were
    after giving birth! beat that
    shed roof
    on the bosses desk. ..when he was on break
    holding on to the back of a sofa when my mother was watching t.v
    on a window sill in the middle of the day..
    on a snooker table with a snooker cue in the middle of the pub..
    on the toilet when having a shit..
    on my mothers car...the state of the winscreen after...waw what a sight
    when waering my partners under wear.
    in a telephone box in a town centre.
    thats the normal ones... now the unusual!!!
    in the cinema when the lights went on
    i hope this has inspired your sex lives!!!! FUN

By J on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 12:56 am:

    In a doghouse lol......

By Phone booth on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 12:57 am:

    Making out in a Encased Phone booth...

By Dodi on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 12:55 pm:

    On the golf course, during the day....definitely a hole in one!!!!

By D on Wednesday, February 16, 2005 - 11:58 pm:

    Dodi, I didn't know you were a man, I thought your a woman .LOL

By Dodi on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 12:41 am:

    little do you know my friend...:P

By D on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 12:59 pm:


By V on Thursday, February 17, 2005 - 06:07 pm:

    ...well I just know Dodi is better than most of are just sooo lucky to catch her on line.

By Dodi on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 01:36 am:

    Hey, if I can make someone laugh, then I feel better...I have done my job.:)

By D on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 11:40 am:


By Dodi on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 01:01 pm:

    back at ya!

By V on Friday, February 18, 2005 - 07:32 pm:

    ...well just want to say Hi to the best Girl on Sorabji.

By Dodi on Saturday, February 19, 2005 - 01:20 pm:

    Your so kind to me V!

By V on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 07:46 pm:

    ...its only what you deserve... xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

By Doomzombie_dapimp on Wednesday, March 9, 2005 - 02:04 am:

    IN the back of my moms car when she was driving us home!!! Now top that Ladies! (as in making fun of the men here trying to top that shiz!)

    Not too Noble....But hey, Teenage angst...Mmmm

By X on Thursday, June 16, 2005 - 05:39 pm:

    On a plane flying from New York to San Francisco in the passenger's seat. She waas sitting next to me and gave me oral sex while I fingered her.

By CBT Barbie on Monday, August 22, 2005 - 09:17 pm:

    ok here goes:
    In an M-1 Abrahms in the middle of Iraq
    In a guard tower
    In a room with other people 3 ft away
    In a car with 3 other people in it
    On the middle of an overpass in the afternoon
    In a tent in the middle of Iraq with my commander 20 ft away
    In the back of a supply vehicle on a block of C-4

By wisper on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 11:25 am:

    I would expect someone with CBT in their screen name to have more interesting stories than that.

By agatha on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 08:46 pm:

    cognitive behavior therapy?
    computer based training?
    Connecticut Bank and Trust?
    Chicago Board of Trade?
    Confederação Brasileira de Tênis?

    I just don't know, and Google isn't helping very much.

    Oh, that's right, we were talking about sex. Carry on.

By agatha on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 08:48 pm:

    Okay, I just reviewed this thread for a moment, and I have to say that it just isn't right.

By wisper on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 10:51 pm:

By dave. on Tuesday, August 23, 2005 - 11:02 pm:

    ha! take THAT, reference lady!!

By Jim aka Pajama on Monday, June 19, 2006 - 11:14 pm:

    Executive Wash Room of some guy's law firm.

By Czarina on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 12:02 am:

    Jim aka pajama boy! How's it hanging!!!! Missed you!

    Its always good to stay on top of your attorney.[wink]

By J on Wednesday, June 21, 2006 - 09:36 am:

    That's hot,hehe I always wanted to say that:)Good to see you Jimbo,hugs.

By Jim aka Pajama on Thursday, July 6, 2006 - 10:37 pm:

    Czarina! Long time no see! :) Is Scrabble still being played? I lost the link ages ago.

    J-- What's goin on?

By V on Friday, July 7, 2006 - 10:23 pm:

    Jimbo! are you still the old ass stabber you were years back?:?? know,Jack took over as boss gay years back?

By Jim aka Pajama on Monday, July 10, 2006 - 10:11 pm:

    For some reason I'm picturing a camel toe.

By J on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 12:56 pm:

    Nothing going on with me Jimbo,just babysitting my 20 month old grandaughter who is singing and dancing at this moment,it's worth getting old just for that:)

By V on Tuesday, July 11, 2006 - 05:15 pm:

    ...hi J,,,more postings needed..

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