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BigE on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:34 am:

    i am 26 recently divorced how do i put it ten years with one women (married seven), who was not open to sexual exploration at all. i am i am starting to explore the new world. if you have something you can teach me i am yours

By Nate on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:55 am:

    i would like to put it in your ass.

By heather on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 05:11 am:

    nate is great!

By patrick on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:32 pm:

    heather is our resident authority on nateness.

    if she says he's great. get down.

    nate changes lives

By TBone on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 12:48 pm:

    nate is even better with mayonaise.

By Kalli on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 01:30 pm:

    Actually, I heard if you add nate to an ordinary meal, it quickly becomes a fantastic meal in a matter of seconds. Kinda like shake n bake..

    but not really.

By semillama on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 02:40 pm:

    Step 1: add equal portions of nate and bourbon and mix well.

    Step 2: apply vigorously to body.

    Step 3: profit.

By sarah on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 03:12 pm:

    nate is low in carbs too.

By Kalli on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 04:09 pm:

    hahahaa sem, that made me snort.

    I heard rumors of a low calorie caffeine free version of Nate too. With lemon!

By J on Tuesday, May 18, 2004 - 04:34 pm:

    I swear by the Nate Colon Cleanser,it's made a new woman out of me.

By Eightbit on Tuesday, May 25, 2004 - 12:45 am:

    Nate helped me maintain an erection for 36 hours- for which I later had to seek medical attention.

By Tiesha on Sunday, January 9, 2005 - 04:58 am:

    I wanna suck your dick and eat her couchie

By D on Sunday, January 9, 2005 - 12:27 pm:

    Tiesha. you said "couchie" ? do you mean "poochie"?

By Pearl on Friday, February 11, 2005 - 09:34 pm:

    Can Nate squirt my clam with hot sweetness?

By Daniel200299603 on Sunday, February 13, 2005 - 07:32 am:

    hey if you get up in alask let me know

By Shalon on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 04:35 am:

    talk to me

By Absalon on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 04:52 am:

    fuck me

By Howard on Monday, February 21, 2005 - 05:09 am:

    Who's got the penis that rocks the squeenis?

By Elmo on Wednesday, March 9, 2005 - 01:20 pm:

    all of ya niggas dum ass fuck

By Benoit on Wednesday, March 9, 2005 - 02:12 pm:

    One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?" "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work." Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

By jack on Wednesday, March 9, 2005 - 04:46 pm:

    welcome ben-wa.

By Ramsessuarez on Saturday, March 19, 2005 - 05:03 pm:

    latino joven quiere divertirse con mujeres
    mallores de 35 y nomas de 50 ,tengo 23 te espero.

By Pan on Saturday, May 7, 2005 - 02:46 am:

    will you put that fucker in the hole

By agatha on Saturday, May 7, 2005 - 01:34 pm:

    "Who's got the penis that rocks the squeenis?"

    This is so odd, yet magnetically memorable. I can't stop saying it. I'm hearing it as a Beastie Boys song.

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