sorabji.com: Sex: Flabbiness

By V on Thursday, January 6, 2005 - 11:45 pm:

    A good excuse is to call it "winter fat".Just dont mention its from 1985.WHERE TO PUT YOUR BELT?..If you have only recently acquired a belly you may be wondering where to put your belt.For men,belt location is a factor of age,in the same way that eye-brow height is for woman.There are two standard belt-settings commonly seen on men-underneath the belly for younger guys and over the top of the belly for older men.Indeed,as you get older you will notice your belt moving further towards the sky until about the age of ninety,when there will just be a little belt at the top of your head like a halo.

By Dodi on Friday, January 7, 2005 - 01:39 am:


By V on Sunday, January 9, 2005 - 01:37 pm:

    ...and I still see them,old guys with a belt just below the armpits.Perhaps guys get smaller,or pants get longer.We could keep our belts underneath the belly,but then the pants would be at knee level :{

By Dodi on Sunday, January 9, 2005 - 09:53 pm:

    Okay, I'm getting a visual and I can't say it's pleasant.

    I'm still laughing over this V!

By V on Tuesday, January 11, 2005 - 08:20 pm:

    .....perhaps I do not so bad for a "dam forigner", as the kids told me I was, when at school,but sometimes,we get the "last laugh"......hence,HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...I am allways happy that I make you happy xxxxxxx

By Dodi on Wednesday, January 12, 2005 - 01:46 am:

    Trust me, your not so bad.

By V on Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 03:39 pm:

    ... (hugs) ...

By Dodi on Thursday, January 13, 2005 - 10:40 pm:

    thanks, I needed that.

By V on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - 09:04 pm:

    ...so do I, we all have problems,thats why we post,yes? (hugs)

By Dodi on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 12:53 am:

    You got that right!

By V on Thursday, January 20, 2005 - 09:31 pm:

    we all need (hugs)

By Dodi on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 12:32 am:

    I love hugs!! I'm a very touchy feely person, so that works for me!

By V on Saturday, January 22, 2005 - 10:43 pm:

    Hot dam,just wish I was your husb,he is like so lucky,hope he knows it.....just wish it was me.

By Dodi on Sunday, January 23, 2005 - 02:39 pm:

    The drag of it all, he's not that way....:(

    Oh well...


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