Pachelbel Canon Weeds: Pachelbel Canon

By Dougie on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 10:47 am:

    If one more company uses the Pachelbel Canon for the musical interlude while they keep you on hold, I'm gonna fucking throw this telephone out the goddamned window!!!

By Dougie on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 10:58 am:

    I'm STILL on hold, which gives me time to rant more: How about them commercials where they take a great song and butcher it to fit into the 30 second slot. Won't Get Fooled Again comes to mind. It's a commercial for some car. At least they give Roger Daltrey the chance to scream the greatest scream in the history of rock and roll, but they kill the ending.
    The end goes DA DA DA DAH, da-da DAAAAAAAH
    but on the commercial it goes DA DA DAAAAAAH. Fuckers

By Nate on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 12:03 pm:

    why not check out some pictures of an ex-coworker of mine?

By Patrick on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 12:14 pm:

    nate, my friend, though i have only spent a few minutes at catspank, thats is the greatest website i have seen in a long time. i offer a deep heart felt thank you, you ass!

By Nate on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 12:26 pm:

    you're shitting me, right?

By Patrick on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 12:36 pm:

    i wouldn't shit you. it's liberating to see random girls from random places, participate in honest kink, muchless show it to the world. the shots when she is getting screwed with her glasses on are classic......

By Dougie on Friday, February 11, 2000 - 12:40 pm:

    I take it it's a porno site. Can't check it from work. Will check later.

By Agatha on Saturday, February 12, 2000 - 12:40 am:

    which one is your ex-coworker? that site is kinda boring.

By Nate on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 10:42 am:

    she's the main chick. go to archives, there's all sorts of shots of her plunging her depths with a vibe.

    she's icky.

By Patrick on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 12:07 pm:

    does the "ex" in ex-coworker have anything to do with her site? I notice it hasn't been updated since Aug....

By Markus on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 12:46 pm:

    The question is, is how do you know about her site? Was she promoting it around the office, or did somebody stumble across it?

By Nate on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 02:37 pm:

    someone stumbled across it.

    they forbid me to view it from this domain.

By Patrick on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 02:56 pm:

    judging from just from looks alone, she seem ok, the fact that she is kinda slutty is an attribute in itself....she has the type of body that appeals to me.....i've seen alot worse.....

By heather on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 04:09 pm:

    why is she icky?

By cyst on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 04:26 pm:

    she has a great body. so does her male companion. his haircut is really unfortunate, though.

By Patrick on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 04:34 pm:

    agreed cyst, the bill & ted thing has to go

By cyst on Monday, February 14, 2000 - 08:50 pm:

    when I looked at those photos I was reminded of saturday night. it's been coming back to me in kibbles and bits.

    I think I had nine drinks. the last place we went to was a gay strip bar/dance club. I tried to pass for a drag queen (next time will need to wear something that obscures my waist and hips). I took a dare to stuff a dollar bill in

    OH GOD

    I just remembered the really fucking awful part. the really awful part.

    there was one unisex bathroom, which had a trough-type urinal and one stall. god.

    I fucking knew this was going to happen. I didn't want to wear a jacket or carry a purse, so I stuck my cards, cash, keys, eyeliner and lipstick under the waistband of my nylons. I knew that eventually I was going to get so drunk I would forget they were there. my worst-case scenario was that they would fall in a toilet.

    anyway, so this really cute fag tells me and my girlfriend about the bathroom situation ("my advice to you ladies is to HOVER").

    god god god god god god

    my KEYS fell in.

    here I am, all drunk and slutted out, maybe a little residually stoned, pretending to be a drag queen, hitting on gay men, paying to pet male strippers, THEN fucking fishing around in what must be the most frequented toilet bowl in all of vaseline alley for my fucking car keys.

    maybe I'm not that pure after all.

By Patrick on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 - 11:52 am:

    thats classic must let my wife and i take you out if you ever come to la, i know a handful of people who would have a ball with someone like you......

By J on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 - 01:39 pm:

    You have to get to that sleazy seminar we are having Cyst.I once did that passing myself off as dragqueen too,I was at a Dennys with two dragqueens and Bruce,some couple were in there and the girl actually came to our table and asked if we were queers?She was in tears when I got done with her.Don,t worry about the hips,hide your throat. Patrick,would Sam be in that group,when I got that computer the first thing I did was go to your site to see what Sam looked like.He looked just like I imagined,I was going to write to Sam and tell him how much I enjoyed his rants,then I scroll down and saw truck lady there so I said fuck it.

By Patrick on Tuesday, February 15, 2000 - 01:58 pm:

    yeah, sam is always lurking in the background mumbling something about someone......however he has a ding dong for a girlfriend. She was asking me to photograph her the other week, and i was sorta of dodging the bullet with her, i didn't want to have that connection to her. His brother and his other roomate can't stand her, no one else can for that matter, but when i said i could possibly photograph her in the next month or so she stated that i shouldn't patronize her and that she had another friend who is more professional and actually got paying gigs, i can't believe she had the nuts to say that, i was high and i don't regard anything she says and at that point i gave sam a look and he gave me a look back saying, "I dunno man, i am just gonna fuck her in the ass tonight.....thats the way it works.....just be glad cyst you didn't have any pot in there. the wife once lost a few bong hits that way....

    i will tell sam,J....

    this weekend when we went to Jumbos Clown Room strip joint for my wife's birthday, two of our gay friends came along. they had never been. when they saw our reception by the dancers they were at awe, and had a great time talking shop with them about their costumes and such......

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