sorabji.com: Weeds: POP STARS!

By Cris on Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:26 pm:

    okay what i don't understand is the stupid pop-star reality show garble that's going around?!?!?!
    For one, THEY CAN'T SINGGGGG!! For another, THEY'RE ANNOYING LITTLE BRATTY TEENS THAT CAN'T SINGGGGGGG!!! And for another another another another another THEY DON'T WRITE THEIR OWN MUSIC AND CAN'T SINGGGGG!!!! Good lord get the freaking 'teeny-bopping-whores' out of my face! I'm sick of them being plastered all over the fucking tv, music industry and movies! THEY CAN'T ACT EITHER! I often wonder if they have the brain capacity higher than that of a newt! *impression of blonde teeny bopper* 'like, you mean i like cant sing? like what does that mean?.. but like i have big boobs.. i'll live have sex with you for a record deal.. like britney is my idol, and like nsync and backstreet boys are so like hot and stuff.. *twirls hair on finger while simultaneously smacking her gum like a cow chews its cud* like i'm telling you i have major like talent..' LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPP!!!! someone seriously needs to put all of those psychotic bitches and fuckers on an island and blow it sky high! There's nothing that annoys me more! (and i have to 'live' with a stupid teeny-bopper that thinks she knows everything and can sing... ) HA! Makes you want to gag a maggot!

    Alrightythen.. I can feel my blood pressure rising! I think it's time to 'chill'! *laughs*..

    My point is.. we'd all be a much happier nation if pop stars were to be executed one by one.. or blown up on an island.. or being tortured by some sickening/weird ass method that no one would ever think about.. such as having each hair of their body removed one by one with a tweezer.. hanging them upside down by their toes.. making them sit in a freezer until their body temperature was so low then throwing them into a boiling hot swimming pool. Taping open their eyelids and having them watch teletubbies/midget porn/old westerns/or themselves on stage.. there's so many things to choose from.. you could cut off one of their fingers and make them eat it! oh man... i could go on.. but i won't..

    my throat hurts and i need some water..

By TBone on Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:44 pm:

    Actually, it's not so much the boppers... Then
    there'd just be something else.

    If you're tired of seeing them plastered all over
    tv, etc... Ditch the tube. Really.

    And turn of the crappy radio. I honestly have no
    idea who is the current hottie out there or
    anything... We don't even have rabbit ears, let
    alone cable. If we went to war or something, I'd
    more than likely find out through sorabji.

    Yeah, they're annoying. The CAN be escaped
    though. Thank criminy for that.

By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:10 am:

    I don't think annoying even begins to describe it, and another thing that is beggining to bother me is TV in general. I've quit watching the damn thing minus a few select channels ie: Discovery, History, and the Weather Channel. Thats fucking it.

    Hey I've got an idea, we'll never get rid of Teenie bopper music, unfourtunatly it will be here forever. BUT if we can't get rid of it we might as well control it right? SO instead of putting normal people on that stupid ass survivor show, put all of our POTENTIAL (being a loose term used here) Teenie bopper stars on an island. One rule and one rule only, the last one alive can have a record contract. Not only will this get rid of much of the stupid fucking "talent"(again a word I use loosly) but it would also make for a killer show. AND it might change something in these people that would affect the kind of music they sing.

    But then again, what the hell do I know, I listen to music that society thinks is the devil, and so it must have warped my fragil little mind so I'm nothing more now then a mindless zombie... Fuck society, I like the Misfits, I like AFI, I like some old school My Life with the Thrill Kill Cult, I like KMFDM... Damnit I will listen to whatever fucking pleases me and society can kiss my ass...

    I'm sorry, I should restrain myself, I'm getting out of control.

By Cris on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 08:09 pm:

    I agree Hal, and good idea about whoever survives gets to have the recording contract! *laughs*.. it'd keep potential 'suckies' out of the mix!

    I don't watch much tv anymore either, because it's just gotten too stupid. Plus I can't convince myself to sit down and watch a 'full' program, I'm always getting bored in the middle of it and going off to write somewhere.. ahh.. the power of poetry and expression..

By Hal on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 08:34 pm:

    The only network TV show I can watch is CSI, the crime investagator program... At least with that I learn something cool, that and the main character is a pimp.

By agatha on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 10:41 pm:

    Oh my god, I was just talking about how lame that show was last night. Wow, is that female protagonist annoying!

By Cris on Friday, February 23, 2001 - 11:44 pm:

    never seen csi... heard about it.. just never seen it

By Hal on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 02:14 am:

    Yeah she is pretty annoying, but you have to admit the guy who runs the whole group is fucking cool... I mean he's suave about everything.

By Dougie on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 10:58 am:

    Whatever happened to that show, Sportsnight? I saw it's on in reruns on some cable channel, but I thought it was a great show -- no laugh track, and it was actually funny and semi-intelligent.

By Hal on Saturday, February 24, 2001 - 09:15 pm:

    Comedy Central... Its on Thursday nights at 8...

    Your right it is good, my father watches it, again I don't wantch TV that often so I don't chatch it all the time.

By pez on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    there's more abilities that popstars need besides being able to show their bellybutton.

By Dougie on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 02:53 pm:


By Cris on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 03:45 pm:

    making love to the camera... and everyone else in their band crew! ha!

By pez on Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 05:37 pm:

    a paperdoll mentality. no brains, but quick and easy to undress.

By patrick on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 11:50 am:

    talk about makin love to the camera, go rent Rollings Stones Rock Circus. See mick make love to the camera.

    when my wife posed the scenario of a) takin Brian Jones' weekly stash or b)getting naked with Mick as he is in that video....i find myself terribly indecisive

    speaking of pop and tv, did anyone see the simpsons last night when bart and the others get a boy band? godfuck that was hilarious!

By Nate on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    pop stars kick ass.

    cris, you're a blind fuck.

By Dougie on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 05:47 pm:

    Has anybody officially welcomed Cris?

By Nate on Monday, February 26, 2001 - 06:40 pm:

    sorry, i was out sick.

By agatha on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 12:09 am:

    she's been welcomed now, mostly.

By Gee on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 02:59 pm:

    I know someone who tried out for that show. she got exed because she couldn't dance. I don't think she needs them, though, because she already has a contract.

    she's making a pop/gospel album. I heard her first single and she's really good. Someday I'm going to be sitting in a crowded resturant and I'll hear someone say something nasty about her and I'll jump up and scream at them. yeah.

By patrick on Tuesday, March 13, 2001 - 03:04 pm:

    you gotta be a triple or quadruple threat in H-town these days.

By Kkk on Tuesday, April 18, 2006 - 05:24 pm:

    what up


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