fuck the bubble jet printer and fuck you!

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By wisper on Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - 09:04 pm:

    The good people down at the local Goodwill are about to get a fine gift in the form of my Canon colour bubble jet printer.
    I still have the box and CDs and everything, from 1999.

    Fuck bubble jets. I hate them forever.

    The new Brother b/w lazer printer looks fucking proud and stately compared to that little half circle freak. (Space saving my ass!)
    Like he's mocking the Canon just by sitting there, quiet, doing it's job where you just couldn't pull it off could you, you little TURD?
    Gotta dry out every time i don't give you enough attention like a bad pet you piece of shit.

    Fuck you!

    Too Goodwill!

By Skdmrk on Wednesday, May 5, 2004 - 08:09 pm:

    I'm really sorry that you are having a bad day!
    I hope your day is better tomorrow.


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