bill clinton Dreamland: bill clinton
By Spiracle on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 01:57 pm:
    i had a dream that i was skipping out on class
    and i ran into president clinton and he offered
    me this job doing lettering for a sign, to
    announce some sort of series of speeches
    that would take place that week...
    i told him i'd have to pass on the offer, because
    i was already way late for my class..

    as i walked away from the building, i really
    regreted not taking that little job...
    i figured, 'hey! that would atleast get
    my foot in the door...everyone would
    see the wonderfull job i did with the lettering
    and want to hire me! yay! i'd make money
    and be secure for life! i mean, doing lettering
    for the president..that's not so bad..'

    but i went back and he'd already offered
    the job to someone else...

    hmm..with this sorta dream you'd think
    i had anxieties about graduating..ha!
    funny eh?? silly dreams...silly, silly little

    dammnit..late for class

By Money-kuh LEWDinsky on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 02:23 pm:
    Were you wearing a short skirt and batting your eyes at him?

By Spiracle on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 06:15 pm:
    nu uh! i swear...

By MoneyKUH LEWDinsky on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 07:26 pm:
    I thought so! And you probably hugged him too.

    You BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Reverend Xenakaboom on Tuesday, April 7, 1998 - 09:55 pm:
    Ever read the book "Dreaming of Bill"? It really exists----

By J. Santer on Friday, September 11, 1998 - 07:30 am:

    If you wanna know what's right about Americaaaa,
    It's the people you meet every day ...

By Rhiannon on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 11:17 am:

    I had a dream about Bill Clinton last night! It
    was sick, too. Of course it would be.

    I was on campus, on the little hill in front of my
    dorm. There was a truck (like the kind that sells
    hotdogs and pretzels, only this one sold clothes)
    parked on the corner. The pres. was wandering
    around, looking lost. I was walking with this old
    lady, and we were really nervous for some reason.
    Then we ran into Clinton, who looked very sad.

    He wasn't wearing any socks. I told him he could
    buy socks from the truck on the corner, and went
    with him to get them. He got a pair of brown
    ankle socks, but started pulling on them to
    stretch them out. I had the feeling he was trying
    to make them into a tie and was trying to to
    stretch them long enough to tie around his neck.
    I told him I could help him with that.

    He sat on the ground, and I stood behind him, and
    he was really big, more than lifesize...He was
    sitting and I was standing and our shoulders came
    up to the same height. So I'm leaning over him,
    pulling one end of the sock while he's pulling on
    the other, and I realize he's really enjoying
    what's going on. In "that" kind of a way, if you
    dig. [Right now, this is striking me as
    enormously funny]. Then I realize I am too. It's
    cold outside, and he's very warm, and I'm liking
    the feeling of leaning against his back.

    That's it. Then I woke up. Okay, say it with me
    now: Blecchh!!

By J on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 11:23 am:

    My friend Bruce has dreams about Bill and him all the time,It makes me want to spew.

By Rhiannon on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 11:55 am:

    Ah, but what kind of dreams? Like Spiracle's or
    like mine?

By J on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 12:20 pm:

    Like having hot gay sex,Bill on top.

By Waffles on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 12:36 pm:

    oh god thats iamgery that sticks....thansk alot there uh Mrs. J

By J on Friday, July 16, 1999 - 02:30 pm:

    I would rather see Bill on the bottom,but I,m more of a man than Bruce.

By Gee on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 12:22 am:

    Am I the only degenerate here who finds hot gay sex kind of appealing?? Put your hand down, Jim, you don't count.

By J on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 12:32 am:

    Oh Gee,Jim counts,we just know what he is going to say(he-he).

By Margret on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 03:02 am:

    I'm all for hot sex between any number of consenting adults. It turns me on just knowing there;s hot sex to be had. Now all I have to do is track some down.

By J on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 03:54 am:

    Waste not a minute,get the meatmobile on the road to nookie.:)

By Swine on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 04:38 am:

    i would suggest the alesis qs6.

    it's got all those sounds george michael liked so much.

By J on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 04:52 am:

    I must be as drunk as skunk,I don,t get that.Can you explain?

By Agatha on Sunday, July 18, 1999 - 01:43 pm:

    swine, stop having sex with your keyboard.

By Lucy Phurre on Saturday, July 24, 1999 - 03:41 pm:

    I find the sight of two men together to be very arousing.

By Semillama on Saturday, July 24, 1999 - 06:40 pm:

    been so long for me, when i see people getting it on, it all looks weird and alien. the next women kind enough to take me to bed, well, I'll have to tell her there's a lot of catching up I intend to do. . .(sly grin)

By Crumb on Sunday, July 25, 1999 - 03:32 am:

    mutha fuckin cock suckin sunuva bitch

By J on Sunday, July 25, 1999 - 04:23 am:

    sunuva bitch likes to get his cock sucked by anyones mother,twisted bastard,he practically waves the flag up his pole.Who is he?Who does he hope to become?

By Swine on Monday, July 26, 1999 - 01:41 am:

    i own your mom.

By J on Tuesday, July 27, 1999 - 02:16 am:

    Don,t let her out of her cage!!!

By Gee on Tuesday, July 27, 1999 - 05:25 am:


By DiaMoNdBoY on Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 09:37 am:

    Bill is my friend,
    and he is soooooooo kewl

By M on Friday, July 28, 2000 - 08:08 pm:

    Does he do reacharounds?

By J on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 12:56 pm:

    What is a reacharound?

By Trace on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 12:58 pm:

    Do you really want to know?

By Trace on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 01:00 pm:

    Bill is SATAN!

By J on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 01:17 pm:

    Yes,I want to know what a reacharound is.

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 10:15 pm:

    J, come-on now, use your imagination. Proper etiquette dictates that man #1 reach around and jackoff man #2 while fucking him in the ass. Failure to give a reacharound is a sign of poor breeding.
    -Miss Manners.

By Cat on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 05:02 am:

    I love some of the new terms I've learnt in Sorabjiland. Reacharound and clusterfuck...damn, you don't get them reading Jane Austen (and most of what Semillama types though I don't understand most of it especially when sprinkled with the names of "balls-out" bands...actually he could well be the Jane Austen of our age, and they'll be making movies in Semillama speak in years to come).

By Goga on Monday, October 16, 2000 - 01:37 pm:

    hello bill

By Spider on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 10:03 am:

    I had a dream about Clinton last night.

    It was short. He was on stage, maybe on Saturday Night Live or a show like that, and was on cocaine or something. He was standing toward the back and dancing in a clearly mind-altered state, and Secret Service men were trying to grab him and pull him off-stage. He kept dancing out of their reach, though.

    Believe it or not, it was kind of scary.

By eri on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 11:45 am:

    Bill Clinton dancing would scare me too! Seriously, though, I can see how that would be scary.

By Christopher on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 12:17 pm:

    I'd still like to know why Monica Lewinsky didn't dry clean the spooged Navy Blue Blouse. Here's something to ponder: Who has the blouse now, and have THEY had it dry cleaned?

By J on Friday, May 10, 2002 - 12:52 pm:

    Some sick bastard is saving it for cloneing.

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