blood and chocolate What are you wearing?: blood and chocolate

pez on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:05 am:

    i got a new nailpolish today as a treat. "autumn rose". my sister says it should be wildberry.

    i was examining my nails while at work and i realized that they looked a bit like blood. mixed with chocolate. too brown for blood, too red for chocolate. that's it exactly.

    please excuse me while i preen my magnificently varnished talons...

By patrick on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 12:20 pm:

    my recommendation is that, the workers and companies who come up with the names for some of the variations of nail polish should spend less time around the product themselves...

By pez on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:03 pm:


    start a new cosmetics line, called "what it really looks like". we could have smog, fart, dive-by shooting, ugly, and vomit.

By Mavis on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:12 pm:

    i think urban decay beat you to that one, pez

By pez on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:18 pm:

    right-o. okay, let's bottle vomit and sell it as a cosmetic. "hey, it's authentic!"

By Mav on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:24 pm:

    now that could make you some money....

By pez on Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 01:32 pm:

    (rubs hands together)

    let's get started! that way i can have my books and get to school, too!

By Yazzy on Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 01:29 pm:

    i think u should talk about something more interesting for a change.

By Yazzy on Sunday, February 22, 2004 - 01:34 pm:

    you should read the book blood and chocolate. believe me, you wont be able to put it down.

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