Thick Disposable (adult sized) Diapers!!! What are you wearing?: Thick Disposable (adult sized) Diapers!!!

By Richie on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 09:20 pm:

    ....My girlfriend likes to try and control me...this just happens to be her favorite way! i play....

By eri on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 10:08 pm:

    They're going on sale!

    I saw an ad today that said that Depends was going to lower their prices.

    Now you can get a cheap thrill!

By Fb on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 09:20 am:

    what's 80yr old pussy taste like?

By Gee on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 05:45 pm:

    on the topic of diapers, I can't believe how much I've been bleeding lately. What's up with that? I'm not ever supposed to bleed, and now I've been oozing gooey-ness for the past two weeks. Very unhappy is me.

    I think it's stopped, though. finally. I hope this doesn't happen again next month. What am I getting these frickin' injections for?? I mean besides the prevention of pregnancy.

By patrick on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 07:55 pm:


    2 weeks?

    see a doctor.

By Czarina on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 10:37 am:

    [wear pads with you new lingerie]

By Cat on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 02:57 pm:

    I have three Sorabjites in my inbox right I going to hell?

By Gee on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 03:03 pm:

    two weeks is not doctor worthy. when I first started depo I was bleeding (spotting mostly) for about a year. no big whoop, just annoying is all.

    by the way, after two diaper-free days I'm back in blood. wut up wit dat? (Ghetto Gee in the house)

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 03:28 pm:

    I can't have any more kids. If it is any consolation, I sometimes still bleed for two weeks. I have gone to doctors about it, but they are too busy bitching about insurance to fix me.

By J on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:19 pm:

    Menopause is a good thing.

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

    I look forward to menopause. I am already getting hot flashes and mood swings. When will the rest kick in?

By Cat on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:02 pm:

    I don't bleed very often. Sometimes not for months. Especially when I'm too thin or too fit.

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:03 pm:

    Wish I had that problem.

By Cat on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:18 pm:

    Wombs are so useless. Only two or three times in a whole lifespan when they become important. It's like having to carry around an empty suitcase all the time.

By patrick on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:31 pm:

    for a moment i considered trading this bowling ball bag between my legs for your uterine suitcase.

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:43 pm:

    All I know is I am incapable of making use of my uterine suitcase and it is all jacked up and I don't think it should be there anymore.

By Dougie on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:54 pm:

    Sell it on ebay.

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 05:57 pm:

    See, I am willing to donate an organ to a stranger :)

By semillama on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 06:03 pm:

    You could install a couple subwoofers and
    airshocks if it's all jacked up, and enter
    lowrider contests.

    Oh wait, you're not talking about the Ford
    Uterus, are you?

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 07:29 pm:

    No, I'm talking about my useless organ.

By dave. on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 08:37 pm:

    shouldn't that be the ford clitaurus?

    there's a joke in there somewhere. man trades in his old probe for a new clitaurus? man trades in his jimmy for a clitaurus?

    maybe not.

By eri on Wednesday, February 27, 2002 - 09:30 pm:

    At this point I am ready to trade my clitaurus in on a probe, but I don't think my hubby would like it too much.

By patrick on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 11:39 am:

    "I am ready to trade my clitaurus in on a probe"

    you have the greatest orgasmic organ of humankind.

    does someone need training on what to do with it?

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 11:50 am:

    It is broken silly. I thought it was common knowledge that mine doesn't work. Training won't fix it. Only removal will fix my problem. I wish training was all I needed.

By patrick on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 11:52 am:

    euphamisms aside...and I may regret this...

    your clitoris is broken?

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 01:37 pm:

    It works great. If I have a hysterectomy it will still be there and still work. It was a play on words of course. I was speaking of my uterus.

By semillama on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 04:43 pm:

    AH but you said you would trade your clitaurus
    for a probe, where maybe you ment you would
    trade the Ford Uterus for a probe....

By spunky on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 05:03 pm:

    Are you thinking of a sex change?????/

By patrick on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 05:51 pm:

    looking to tap into that dark cavern of laten homosexuality thats been itching for sometime spunksucker?

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:14 pm:

    Yeah, that's it. I want a sex change. I figure if I have to go under the knife, I should do something really drastic. Honey, sometimes I really worry about you :)

By Bob King on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 06:53 pm:

    Bob King wants it ALL!!!

By eri on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 07:18 pm:

    How about this. Can I just have a probe??????

By Richie on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 12:34 am:

    ...And all of this started cause i was wearing diapers?...which is really not a big deal by the way....perhaps no kinkier than some of the ladies here husbands wearing their underwear! :o

By J on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 01:50 pm:

    Keep telling yourself that.

By semillama on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 11:22 pm:

    Where is javier?

By pamela on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 11:04 am:

    hopefully dead

By wisper on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 09:05 pm:

    bleeding i hope. too ;)

    hey Gee, what'er them shots like? how much
    are they?

    i just discovered that i can sell off some of my
    eggs to fertility labs...... for THREE
    THOUSAND goddamn dollars. And i've just
    been flushing them once a month like a

    i'll be rich, RICH i tell you!!

By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 09:25 pm:

    Tell me where!!!! I have no use for mine

By wisper on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 11:55 pm:

    ask your doctor, or something. I still have to do
    more research, more phone calls....
    Look in a phone book for fertility clinics, i
    Here's what i do know-
    they put you on super-fertility drugs with
    needles in your butt or thigh. Then you wait a
    month. During this month you produce bigger,
    better and more plentifull eggiweggs.
    So you can't have sex. ($3000 to not have sex?
    Fair, i'd say.)
    Then they do a retrieval job with some sort of
    tiny suction thing.
    Then you cash your fat check, baby!

    some things:
    -you have to be 35 or under
    -you have to pass a psych exam (mostly just to
    make sure that you won't go crazy depressed
    or try to track down the kids that other people
    have with your eggs) (like i care)
    -i hear you get pretty bloated from the drugs
    -you can only donate 3 times in your life (that's
    almost ten thousand dollars!!!!!!!!!)

    also, i don't know what the going rate is for
    eggs in the states. These sorts of donations
    are run differently here in canada. We don't get
    paid for blood donations and etc.....

By patrick on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 11:53 am:

    i understand that process is highly selective and i've heard the extraction process makes the 3k really irrelavent.

    You get paid several grand here for it too.

    Its not a like a sperm bank. There's a reason they pay that much money for your eggs.

By Gee on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 12:22 pm:

    I'm bleeding again. not happy.

    here's what I know about depo, in my two year + experience. you get four shots a year, one shot every three months. my next shot is aprox. a week from today. It's about 99.7% effective - more effective than the pill, but only because with the pill you have to remember to take it every day. with depo you only have to remember to go to the doctor's four times a year. Here I will mention that I like being able to have an excuse to see my doctor at least four times a year, so I can mention all of the petty things that aren't worth making an apointment for.

    many women have problems with depo. one of my good friends went on it and it didn't do good things for her, so she went off of it. the down side of the injection is that if it makes you ill, you kind of just have to ride it out until it leaves your system. I didn't have that problem, though. some do, some don't.

    most women will bleed a good amount for the first 3 - 6 months, and then it will turn into spotting for the next 6 months after that. once you've been on it for a year, the bleeding stops - for most women. which is why I'm all puzzled about my bleeding. It's nothing serious, just annoying. I hope it doesn't happen every month.

    oh, because the depo is injected into a muscle, you experience a bit of pain and heavieness. that goes away after about a day. and the shot takes effect Right Away, so you can go straight from the doctors office and into some hot sex if you want to.

    it costs the same as the pill, if you go by year. it sometimes seems like more, because it's like paying for three months of the pill at once, but it's all the same.

    also, nate knows a lot of women who "went insane" when they went on depo. I think it was nate who said that. I didn't go insane, but maybe that's because I already was.

    if you can put up with the first year of almost continuous spotting, then go talk to your doctor.

By wisper on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 03:12 pm:

    i heard the extraction process is nothing
    compared to plain old regular cramps.

    And yeah, they do have to 'pick' you, the
    couples with the big book o donors, but the
    person i'm getting all this info from donated
    last month, and she got chosen immediatly
    because she's young and has brown hair and
    green eyes, and that's what people want right
    now. Guess what i have :)

    (which is dumb, because my kid could very
    well have blonde hair and blue eyes like my
    sister, or brown eyes and black hair like my
    dad. But desperate people don't think of that
    sort of genetics.)

    But my only question is, why don't people just
    adopt? rather than paying shitloads for a kid
    who's really only 1/2 theirs?

    breeders. weird.

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 03:39 pm:

    i bought a dozen eggs for $1.19
    i guess i know where to shop

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