This seems to be a very famous double-entendre that everyone knows about but me. Something about two kids making out in the stands during a baseball game, and the guy says to the girl, "Look, we need a system here. How about I kiss you on the strikes, and you kiss me on the..." And then it always gets cut off, and everybody laughs and laughs...and one person (*whistles*) just looks around with raised eyebrows, sighing in resignation. Does anyone know the end to this joke?

OH, DUH. I got it. I'll shut up now.

i don't get it.

Well, it's not a very GOOD joke. Just go through the list of...errr...baseball words you know. Not "homerun," not "bunt"...keep going... You probably won't smile when you come to the right one, it's that lame.

Balls. Oh I've got big balls, I've got big balls, there such big balls, dirty big balls, and he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL.

Oh. duh. I really didn't get that till Margret spelled it out for me. And now that she has, I'm a little concerned.

*giggling at Margret* I told you it wasn't good, guys. I think an old comedian in the '50s used to say it on TV or something. Lenny Bruce? Somebody like that.

Don't feel bad, hubby had to give me the answer.

Acdc and baseball,,,,he he

oh. okay. heh.