Baseball joke Words: Baseball joke

By Rhiannon clueless yet again on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:33 pm:

    This seems to be a very famous double-entendre that everyone knows about but me.

    Something about two kids making out in the stands during a baseball game, and the guy says to the girl, "Look, we need a system here. How about I kiss you on the strikes, and you kiss me on the..."

    And then it always gets cut off, and everybody laughs and laughs...and one person (*whistles*) just looks around with raised eyebrows, sighing in resignation.

    Does anyone know the end to this joke?

By Blushing on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:35 pm:

    OH, DUH. I got it. I'll shut up now.

By Agatha on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 10:02 pm:

    i don't get it.

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 10:07 pm:

    Well, it's not a very GOOD joke. Just go through the list words you know. Not "homerun," not "bunt"...keep going...

    You probably won't smile when you come to the right one, it's that lame.

By Margret on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 11:05 pm:


    Oh I've got big balls, I've got big balls, there such big balls, dirty big balls, and he's got big balls, and she's got big balls, but WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL.

By Gee on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 08:28 am:

    Oh. duh. I really didn't get that till Margret spelled it out for me. And now that she has, I'm a little concerned.

By Rhiannon on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:01 am:

    *giggling at Margret*

    I told you it wasn't good, guys. I think an old
    comedian in the '50s used to say it on TV or
    something. Lenny Bruce? Somebody like that.

By Lawanda on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 01:04 pm:

    Don't feel bad, hubby had to give me the answer.

By Silly on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 02:02 pm:

    Acdc and baseball,,,,he he

By Agatha on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:33 pm:

    oh. okay. heh.

By Markus on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 03:55 pm:

    It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night.

    Thanks, Margret, for that shot o' nostalgia.

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