Having just finished "Feet of Clay" by that book factory Terry Pratchett, I found myself thinking about heraldry at a level unseen since my breif association with the SCA. I then thought, "Think of all the weird handles people have at Sorabji - what would their crests look like if we still did that kind of thing?" I'm not certain I would want to know what Fetid beaver's would be. Mine could be an animal that sort of looks like a south american camel, but isn't, really. Pink Eye's is obvious, as is Swine's. Any ideas? Or do I spend entirely too much time here?

we all spend too much time here. my crest would be a dejected basset hound with dixie land jazz emanating from its fur.

Anyone interested is welcome to design the fetidbeaver crest and mail it to me. The winner will recieve $25. worth of feminine hygiene products and a box of Rice-a-Roni.

I'm working on it. Shh! Please! Just leave me to work on this little project.

:o) HELP! I'm searching for a real audio clip of Motley Crue's song Home Sweet Home. I know it's out there. I had it the other day, but like a dumbass I didn't bookmark it.

Just a clip My crest would be a big ugly spider with striped legs, a la the Cure's "Lullaby" video.