Last night, I was on the phone with lauren, and somehow, the topic of vanilla cake came up. I LOVE vanilla cake. Oh my god. I looooove vanilla cake. Any kind. From birthday cake to the factory-made pepperridge farms stuff. I love it. I was literally twitching on the floor and spasming and moaning and uttering oh my god and it felt soooooo gooood oh god all becase i was just TALKING about vanilla cake. I was literally breathing hard, i was having orgasms (without ejaculation) over CAKE! wow. It was amazing. I think that over the course of about 30-45 minutes, I had something like 8 orgasms over cake, and I wasn't even eating the stuff (oh my god..i love it when i eat it though its sooooo good ohh.....) and it felt sooooooooooo goood Yeah. That kinda thing happens to me alot. I was in one of my friends cars at like 3 or 4 in the morning a while back with another friend, we were just lying there...and we started talking about vanilla cake, and she was just stunned how i was absolutely fucking my brains out just moaning and twitching and gasping over vanilla cake...fun. I have to get back to work. Damn. Is it normal to have that kind of reaction to a word or concept? or am i just broken? |
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I'm going to go overdose on soymilk. |
a big pile of heroin used to get me pretty excited though. |