Vanilla Cake Words: Vanilla Cake

By Zephyr on Friday, July 14, 2000 - 01:44 pm:

    I love vanilla cake.

    Last night, I was on the phone with lauren, and somehow, the topic of vanilla cake came up.

    I LOVE vanilla cake.

    Oh my god. I looooove vanilla cake. Any kind.
    From birthday cake to the factory-made pepperridge farms stuff. I love it.

    I was literally twitching on the floor and spasming and moaning and uttering oh my god and it felt soooooo gooood oh god all becase i was just TALKING about vanilla cake. I was literally breathing hard, i was having orgasms (without ejaculation) over CAKE! wow. It was amazing. I think that over the course of about 30-45 minutes, I had something like 8 orgasms over cake, and I wasn't even eating the stuff (oh my god..i love it when i eat it though its sooooo good ohh.....) and it felt sooooooooooo goood


    That kinda thing happens to me alot. I was in one of my friends cars at like 3 or 4 in the morning a while back with another friend, we were just lying there...and we started talking about vanilla cake, and she was just stunned how i was absolutely fucking my brains out just moaning and twitching and gasping over vanilla

    I have to get back to work. Damn.

    Is it normal to have that kind of reaction to a word or concept? or am i just broken?

By Ssppiiddeerr on Friday, July 14, 2000 - 06:24 pm:

    I was going to say that was the weirdest thing I've ever heard, but it's not. Sorry about that.

By Antigone on Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 02:14 am:

    Today is the first day of the rest of my diet, and you're talking about vanilla cake.

    I'm going to go overdose on soymilk.

By Jay on Saturday, July 15, 2000 - 04:36 pm:

    vanilla cake is pretty good, but i've never busted a nut just thinking about it. or any other food for that matter.
    a big pile of heroin used to get me pretty excited though.

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