New Words to The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song Words: New Words to The Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song

By Friend to MOM on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 11:08 pm:

    Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named "Bush"!

    His I.Q was zero and his head was up his tush!

    He drank like a fish while he drove all about.

    But that didn't matter 'cuz his Daddy bailed him out!

    DUI that is! Criminal record. Cover up!

    Well, the first thing you know little George goes to Yale.

    He can't spell his name but they never let him fail!

    He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk!

    And thats when he learns how to snort a line of coke!

    Blow that is. White gold. Nose candy!

    The next thing you know theres a war in Vietnam.

    Kin folks say, "George, stay home with your mom!"

    Let the common people get maimed and scarred!

    We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard!

    Cush that is. Country Clubs. Nose Candy!

    Twenty years later, George gets bored.

    He trades in his booze and says Jesus is his Lord.

    He said "Now the White House is the place I want to be!"

    So he called his Daddys friends, they called the GOP!

    Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

    Come November 7th the election ran late.

    Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"

    "Don't let those colored folks get into the polls!"

    So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch the holes!

    Chads that is. Duval County. Miami Dade.

    Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.

    Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win!"

    "Stop counting votes" was their solemn invocation!

    And thats how Goerge finally got his coronation!

    Rigged that is! Illegitmate! No moral authority!

    Y'all come vote now, ya hear?

    Paid for by : The Katherine Harris Foundation for the Corrective Plastic Surgery.

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