Bill Graham, Bill Clinton and Bill Gates were traveling back from an important conference when their plane crashed, and all three of them got killed. As they arrived in heaven, God called them before him. He was sitting on a big throne with two little thrones at either side. "Bill", he asks Graham, "what have you done with your life?" "I have brought The Good Message to everyone", Billy Graham proudly says. "Very good," God says. "Please take the seat at my right. And what about you Bill?" he asks Clinton. "Well sir, I tried to be honest with the American people," the President mumbles. "Hmmm," God says. "Well, okay, you sit at my left side". Then he looks at Bill Gates. "Well, Gates, what do you think of it?" Bill doesn't hesitate a second: "I think you are sitting in my chair"!