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By semillama on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 10:41 am:

    Dr. Semillama's top ten new slang words to share

    (from SPAM, about 1995)

    10. Wonkless
    9. Scoobified
    8. Frazzy
    7. O-Jayed
    6. Dole-icious
    5. CORN
    4. spammle
    3. Take a Wobbling Ninch
    2. Pull a Homer
    1. E-mail Impersonator

By TBone on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 01:48 pm:

    Slow your roll
    Bonk (as a state of being)

By Hal on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 02:45 pm:

    Weak Sauce. (My character phrase.)
    Ass Monkey.
    Eat it Jackass.
    Bumble Fuck.
    Ass Chompin.
    Chode ass fuck monkey brains.
    Eat me Ass Chump.
    Board Chow (Taken with thanks from AngstTech© and Barry Smith at Http:// )

By pez on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 02:45 pm:

    sofa (sarcasm)
    pissing (re: "uncle harry" by the living end. not the american definition)
    rear in gear
    green (re: ruby rod in "the fifth element")

By agatha on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 02:53 pm:

    slapper (thanks, moonit)

    more later.

By TBone on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 05:43 pm:


    I try to use "green" around Apparissus, since he
    gives me crap for wearing green every single day.

    I think it gets to him. He tries to wear colors
    from as many opposing points on the color wheel as
    he can, wheras nearly my entire wardrobe matches

    monkey (expletive)

By Dougie on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 06:34 pm:

    Smorgasboner. That's what I let my girlfriend have on the weekends.

By Platypus on Friday, July 13, 2001 - 07:24 pm:

    supergreen! I say that sometimes. Wierd.

    godsfuckit is one of my personal favourites. So is "blasphemy." So simple.

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