christmas mad libs. try it. http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html here's what I got: Dear Santa, I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Elizabeth's Christmas party. It was Jake who spiked the punch with too much Harvey Wallbanger. I can't help it if I drank 14 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like sulfur. I thought it was funny when I put Bernie's sock on my head and danced the walk the dinosaur on the ottoman while singing `We're All Mad Here'. I didn't mean to break Elizabeth's hair dryer and don't know why Elizabeth would sue me for grand larceny. I don't remember calling Aaron's wife a sick ox---even though she looked like one with olive eye shadow and aquamarine lipstick! And when I threw up on Carole's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that cheesecake. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my train through my neighbor's attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a red tortoise and have me arrested for aggravated assault! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all warm and glorious. And I'm really not to blame for any of this red stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money! Sincerely and sickly yours, Andy (Really a nice boy!) P.S. It's only 31 bucks!