Salad Fingers Words: Salad Fingers

By patrick on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 - 03:51 pm:

By dave. on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 - 05:33 pm:




By Gee on Tuesday, July 20, 2004 - 06:06 pm:

    I feel so proud.

By beta on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 02:01 am:



    i think that wins

    august strindberg will now have to move to the back seat

By dave. on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 02:25 am:

    salad fingers is the fucking cutest internet creep ever.

By agatha on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 08:21 pm:

    Dave and I can't stop talking like him now.

By patrick on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 08:29 pm:

    neither can we, here at work.

By Spider on Wednesday, July 21, 2004 - 08:39 pm:


    (the little child in the first him)

By wisper on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 01:53 am:

    just when i think i can't see anything more fucked up, you show me salad fingers.

By wisper on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 02:00 am:

By dave. on Thursday, July 22, 2004 - 02:17 am:

    i said "<sniff> <sniff> it smells as if somebody has warmed up a tin of beans. it's making me quite hungry." or something like that.

By agatha on Friday, July 23, 2004 - 01:01 am:

    I say the red water too. I can't remember what else I said, it was all in the moment.

By wisper on Sunday, July 25, 2004 - 03:41 pm:

    i showed this to a friend last night, and he was so disturbed by the second one he actually got angry with me.


By Rowlfe on Sunday, September 5, 2004 - 12:42 am:

By Tresspassers William on Sunday, September 5, 2004 - 01:05 am:

    "It seems the nettles have made the milk drop from my teat"

    I want that, and the accompanying image, on a nice snug baby

By WHITE SHITE on Sunday, September 5, 2004 - 11:04 pm:


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