The top 100 quotes from Fundamentalists say the Darndest Things Words: The top 100 quotes from Fundamentalists say the Darndest Things

By semillama on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 12:25 pm:

    Some of my favorites:
    "I AM here to be my husband's "personal maid" and to be "stuck in the house." I showed plenty of verses that showed that - the 31st chapter of Proverbs! Wives are to be a help meet for their husbands. I consider it a privilege to cook the meals, do the laundry, clean the house, rear the children, pick up clothes he may leave lying around, clean the kitchen counters after he makes a sandwich...... [...]

    Yes, women have rights - the right to obey God's Word......."

    "There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least."

    "One of the most basic laws in the universe is the Second Law of Thermodynamics. This states that as time goes by, entropy in an environment will increase. Evolution argues differently against a law that is accepted EVERYWHERE BY EVERYONE. Evolution says that we started out simple, and over time became more complex. That just isn't possible: UNLESS there is a giant outside source of energy supplying the Earth with huge amounts of energy. If there were such a source, scientists would certainly know about it." (yes, if only there was some sort of giant outside source of energy that the earth was drawing on...)

    ""Make sure your answer uses Scripture, not logic.""

By agatha on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 12:41 pm:

    My brain just exploded. Thanks a lot.

By semillama on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 04:18 pm:

    Any time!

By Hal on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 07:42 pm:

    Thanks Sem.... I think I'm damaged now.

By wisper on Friday, July 20, 2007 - 08:20 pm:

    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

By sarah on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 - 04:42 pm:

    at my lutheran high school they told us the Pope was really the Antichrist.

    does that count?

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