pissed into a bus going 80 from a car going 95?

sorabji.com: Have you ever...: pissed into a bus going 80 from a car going 95?
By Tucker on Sunday, June 21, 1998 - 01:27 am:
    in a dream.......i haven't had the chance.......i've never seen a bus do 80 if you dont count cruisin' usa, which i dont, cause you cant pee in cruisin' usa.....there's no code for that one......there are great little bugs that run into the winshield though, and COWS! oh goodness gracious golly, animal parts everywhere! i mean, dang, you find the parts of the cow they dont use in hamburgers......only a few, but i didn't know about them til n64..........very educational........i also learned many things about the female anatomy that i learned in 5th grade too, just forgot about......i feel for the cows..........i cant get off the cows(heehee, i said get off)(the cows).....piss piss piss piss piss piss piss moo piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss piss cow piss piss piss piss splat piss piss, i retain alot, my bladder is as big as my head . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . who's read some of my other stuff about green cows?

MOO on Sunday, April 14, 2002 - 10:04 pm:

    i love cows

By ... on Sunday, April 14, 2002 - 10:10 pm:

    i love to piss

By on Sunday, July 4, 2004 - 04:58 am:

    I love moo

By Antigone on Sunday, July 4, 2004 - 05:03 am:

    Beef. It's what's for bukkake.


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