given ketchup serious thought? Have you ever...: given ketchup serious thought?

By bell_jar on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 03:35 pm:

    lately i've gotten overwhelmed with loneliness and insanity and all i've wanted to do is take buckets of ketchup, spin around in circles and let the ketchup splash on everyone around me.

    i am going insane.

By Nate on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 06:43 pm:

    maybe if you do it you'd feel less insane? like the build of a craving that doesn't die until satisfied?

By semillama on Sunday, August 18, 2002 - 08:45 pm:

    you should do it in a fast food restaaurant for
    maximum satisfaction.

By Cat on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 04:56 am:

    Perhaps you could go down the street offering sachets of ketchup. Slit some of them open first.

By Hal on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 12:29 pm:

    Why Ketchup????

    I think that wasabi would be more fun.

By semillama on Monday, August 19, 2002 - 12:41 pm:

    Remeber when the Reagan administration
    wanted to count ketchup as a vegetable in
    school lunches to meet nutritional standards?

By Gee on Saturday, August 24, 2002 - 01:43 pm:

    I have purple ketchup.

    remember Sparkle Ketchup? Those were the days.

By Nate on Saturday, August 24, 2002 - 04:20 pm:

    remember catsup?

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