forgotten something important Have you ever...: forgotten something important

By sarah on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 - 10:41 pm:

    have you ever been to old navy, and as you're checking out, you realize the clerk looks VERY familiar to you.

    so you say, you look so familiar to me!

    and she says, you look familiar to me too!

    and you say, i cannot think of how i know you.


    then you say, well, my name is sarah.

    and she says, do you mind if i ask your last name.

    you tell her.

    she says...

    i was your birth doula.

    jesus h christ. who can't remember her own birth doula?

By sarah on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 - 10:43 pm:

    also, i couldn't remember whether or not i had received the cash in the mail that platy sent me. i had to ask senor if he could recall, and he did remember me getting it.

    i seriously think i'm headed down the road of alzheimers.

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