Frosted Mini Wheats What do you want?: Frosted Mini Wheats

By Lawanda on Saturday, August 14, 1999 - 12:02 pm:

    with skim milk, and fresh from the garden strawberries.

By Gee on Sunday, August 15, 1999 - 04:21 am:

    Skim milk? People actually Drink skim milk?? What am I talking about. People actually eat Mini Wheats???!?


By J on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 10:35 am:

    Geeeee,that is a healthy breakfast,of course we wouldn,t know about this.My favorite meal in the world is 2 eggs,over easy,about 4 pieces of bacon.hashbrowns,toast,that I dip in my egg yoke,and a Bloody Mary.I know that in a few years I,ll either have a heart attack,or my liver will just explode,but I,s got,s to live!!!!

By Lawanda on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 10:50 am:

    Uh, the boys aren't home and we haven't been grocery shopping in three weeks. Kind of explains the skim milk.

By Rhiannon on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 11:23 am:

    What are you talking about? Skim milk is good! So are mini-wheats. Mmmmm, so are strawberries.
    How thoughtful of the deer to leave you some for yourselves.

By Waffleboy on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 01:25 pm:

    Ahhhh, J, we expect nothing less from you. Can't do the bloody mary, ACGCHHH!!

    I actually had waffles this weekend with bacon. Followed by a series of bong hits and movie. It was a nice sunday morning.

    And skim milk ain't so bad, I used to treat it like the plague, but the lil lady showed me it ain't so bad.

By J on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 03:45 pm:

    All the calcium,none of the fat.

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Monday, August 16, 1999 - 04:23 pm:

    If you're gonna go for all that sugar in frosted miniwheats, you gotta go for pure vitamin D milk.

By Gee on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 01:14 am:

    skim milk: booooooo!!

    chocolate milk: yaaaaaay!!

    Gee: super yaaaaaaaay!!

    Enough said!

By Kalliope on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 02:52 am:

    skim milk reminds me of the anorexic water and lemon drinking high haired, tight shirted, dumb giggling chicks i wait on day to day.

    did you know waitresses catch you picking your noses? don't lie. you all do it.

    if you're gonna drink milk, make it creamy.

    i skip breakfast. oh, except when i splurge for pop-tarts. frosted.

    i think i have a love affair with sugar.

By Rhiannon on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 09:47 am:

    Creamy milk....ugh. No, man, you need something that doesn't make you feel like you're swallowing untasty melted ice cream. Skim milk kicks ass!

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 10:50 am:

    Skim milk = blue milk.

By Kalliope on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 10:53 am:

    skim milk tastes like flavored water. how in the world can you drink that?

By Rhiannon on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 11:17 am:

    Well, um, I usually drink it with my cereal or with lots of chocolate syrup. Good heavens, you didn't think I drink it by itself, did you? Gack!

By J on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 12:24 pm:

    I like buttermilk,and they just don,t sell it by the gallon here.

By Kalliope on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 12:41 pm:

    eww buttermilk is *TOO* creamy. i have to make ranch dressin' at work every morning and oh dear god....when you see three gallons of mayonaise and two gallons of buttermilk mixed together...






By Waffleboy on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 01:06 pm:

    my breakfast consists of a cup of Mrs Butterworth (my aunt) butter syrup lite.....a glass of OJ, a glass of skim milk....

    breakfast of champions.....

    otherwise it's the Kate Moss breakfast.....cig and dark strong dank coffee

By Wisper on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 03:40 pm:

    I too, am faithful to the Kate Moss breakfast, minus the coffee....
    Now back to MiniWheats, there was some comedian on tv this weekend talking about the Mr.MiniWheat commercials:
    "I don't know what to do, should I show her my sencible, whole wheat side, or this giant hunk of sugar stuck to my ass?"
    "what the hell are you asking me for, I'm talking to fucking breakfast cereal! I need help"

    okay, so maybe you had to see it.
    skim milk still sucks.

By J on Tuesday, August 17, 1999 - 03:49 pm:

    Wanna Bloody Mary,wear my peace beads,and screw?Nice huh?I didn,t say that,it was the Checkered Demon......and he,s drinking goat milk.

By Wisper on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 01:41 am:

    good tie in there J, love ya.
    now get outta my face, hippy ;)

By J on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:16 pm:

    I am drunk and stoned,I feel perverted,I wanna sit on your face...and that won,t be milk coming out of me.That wasn,t me talking,you didn,t hear that from me,it,s that dude with the checkered pants and those silly little horns.Will somebody call a Priest?

By Revrend Lovejoy on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:23 pm:

    I am on my way....and keep talking so I know you have conciousness........

By Waffles on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:24 pm:

    where's your husband dear?

By J on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:32 pm:

    At work,he told me to get ready for the ballgame tonight,but to leave my pants off.

By Waffles on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:44 pm:


By Waffles on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 03:49 pm:

    J were you peeking at my web page a few minutes ago?

By J on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 04:26 pm:

    He He,I got the hots for that guy that girl is holding a gun to,I,m a sucker for a cleft,but thats the only picture aside from 2 or 3 others that I can get,I signed your guest book when you first put it out.

By Waffleboy on Wednesday, August 18, 1999 - 05:30 pm:

    i know sweets, i saw... thanks!!! I have a log tracker and you are the only cat i know with web tv.....

    i was secretly hoping you were fantasizing about me but thats a whole different complex

By J on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 12:07 pm:

    I thought that went without saying,kiss kiss.

By jack on Sunday, June 11, 2006 - 03:15 pm:

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