I want a baseball bat

sorabji.com: What do you want?: I want a baseball bat

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 02:42 pm:

    What is the most indistructable bat in America?... I have no idea.We have about 5750 bats on E-Bay,but I want one that wont break.

By droopy on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 02:57 pm:

    um...what are you planning to do with it, slugger?

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 02:59 pm:

    ...in England we have just ONE for sale on E-Bay,out of 60,million people...can some of you help?

By droopy on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 03:03 pm:

    admit it, you're not planning to play basebal with it.

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 03:56 pm:

    DROOPSKI!!!,I was hoping know one was going to ask me that,I will tell you if you dont pass it on...in London we get shit loads of "road rage",I get idiots comeing at me with golf clubs or planks of wood at one time or another,like most days of the week,even today I had a big problem with a Romanian peasant,yes,we even get them donkey rideing morons in London,this place is the ass hole of the World,I know for a fact most Eastern Europians have knives,about 90%,...for the record,I have been shot at twice,and stabbed once.,and punched in the face 4 times,o,and 4 bricks through the side screens over 10 years,in London.,just for driveing a Lex,so how was your day?...and like I said before,how come you arnt posting to The New York Times?..look..if you read the mind of a Lithuanian in London thousands of miles east of you,you are kinda awesome,I tend to think we are on the same line as that.

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 04:12 pm:

    DROOPSKI,its no wonder you got a standing ovation when you got back on line,for me,most want me to burn in hell,for some odd reason.

By droopy on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 04:13 pm:

    would answer, but now i have to rush to work.

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 04:35 pm:

    Shame we are out by 7 hours of each other,I am so far east of you.,I tend to post untill I crash out on the keyboard,and wake up with the digets inprinted on my forehead...mazeltov!...(good luck in Hebrew.)

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 05:21 pm:

    ..oh,and I still have a rip in my left arm,how I can do that in my sleep I dont know.,hurts like hell.

By V on Thursday, February 9, 2006 - 05:38 pm:

    ...its someplace between the elbow and shoulder on the left,low down,so I think something has come apart.

By V on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 05:13 pm:

    ...good news from a tobacco baron friend of mine,200 miles north of me,he tells me I can get a bat 10 miles down the road,they have hundreds of them,yet none of us play baseball,odd,dont you think?

By droopy on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 05:44 pm:

By V on Monday, February 13, 2006 - 07:21 pm:

    I tend to think thats in West Virginia where my tobacco comes from.

By V on Sunday, February 19, 2006 - 01:02 am:

    droopy,respect to you,but v still wants a huge baseball bat....regarding londonbaseball,I think most of the guys are from the U.S. Embassy
    in London.An you correct me if I,m wrong,but I tend to think Im right.

By droopy on Sunday, February 19, 2006 - 01:29 am:

    i have no idea who these london baseball players are. i'm just saying that where there are baseball teams, there are bats. if you can find one, get a "louisville slugger"; i think that's what al capone used to beat people's heads in.

    does it have to be a baseball bat? that don't make very good concealed weapons unless you plan to stick it down your pants and convince people you're a porn star. have you considered a bowie knife?


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