here to share the asssex moments I wish you were...: here to share the asssex moments

By Cat on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 06:11 am:

    My accountant is Scottish and every time he says "assets" it comes out as "asssex".

    Damn I wish even one of you was there to share that moment with me.

By semillama on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 09:13 am:

    How do you keep a straight face?

    "How are you managing your asssex?"

By Czarina on Monday, June 18, 2001 - 10:02 am:

    Sneak a little recorder in your purse,and tell him you need to go over your assets.Then post it so we can hear this scottish version.

    Does he ever wear a kilt?If he does,maybe its not assets he's saying.

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