i'm not touching me

sorabji.com: Insomnia: i'm not touching me

By Nate on Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 05:50 am:

    i was thinking-

    i need to figure out the mechanics of the wet dream. if i could master the goddamn wet dream i’d be the king of the world. it would be the masturbatory apogee, the epitome of self wankery.

    lay back, close your eyes and enter the situation of your choice. you control every parameter. you are at dream; you are in tautcocked heaven. it seems like the real thing and you pop the top off. the dream continues through every drop.

    it took me 30 years to have my first wet dream. i was slipping my cock into the ass of some anal sex instructor. that did me in the real world. i have no idea how that speaks of me. but it happened, i woke up out of the dream with my cock quivering and spewing. i threw the blankets off and said “what the fuck?!”

    this is why i need to master it. i need to skip the “what the fuck?!” and keep the dream going through the final ballsqueeze.

By wisper on Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 04:54 pm:

    sounds messy.

By Dougie on Sunday, August 29, 2004 - 05:16 pm:

    Not if you put on a condom before going night-night.

By Nate on Monday, August 30, 2004 - 01:29 am:

    dougie, out of the box thinking such as that is sure to land you a cushy C-level spot protecting our shareholders interests.

By Dougie on Monday, August 30, 2004 - 10:27 am:

    Fer real? With a center cubicle and a used Ford Aspire as a company car? Count me in dude.

By Zzzzzz on Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 04:09 am:

    You know....I took Valerian Roots a few hours before my bedtime.I surely say this dream of mine is similar to a movie called" the cell" starring j lo... it is almost real as virtual reality. Unfortunelately, it does not make me a wet dream ...When i dream. It is almost real and i picked up a quarter without breaking my dream.


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