assless pants are not prohibited Insomnia: assless pants are not prohibited

By Nate on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 02:04 am:

    i'm throwing a fucking new years party.

    you're all invited.

    but only those of you who's email addresses came to mind are evited.

By dave. on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 04:01 am:

    notwithstanding a miracle, we'll have to decline. money not cooperating. but i'll call ya. gimme yer number.

By Nate on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 01:12 pm:

    a lot of the invited have miracle requirements.

    it may be a small party. but i'm inviting everyone anyway.

By Nate on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 01:13 pm:

    fuck that. that's stinkin thinkin.

    it's going to be a huge party.

By Gee on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 07:36 pm:

    will you be handing out loot bags? I love loot bags.

By Nate on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 09:18 pm:

    what's a loot bag?

    i'm stocking a full bar. is that good enough?

By Nate on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 11:13 pm:

    Friday, December 31, 8:00pm

    Join us for New Year's Eve for Prom Night 2004! We'll spike the punch, so all you have to do is show up looking fabulous. Girls, get out the old prom dresses haunting your closets. Boys, look pimp-tastic. Or pimp-tragic. And actually, if you want to swap gender roles that's spectacular! Bring as many dates as you want.

    Don't give any excuse about having other plans. Petaluma is closer than you think.

    Bring blankets and sleeping bags and crash in a big ol' ball of luscious lovin. Or just don't crash at all.

    We're not fucking around.

    *Assless pants are not prohibited.
    **The landlord says no more than 6 in the hottub at a time.
    ***The landlord isn't invited.

By wisper on Saturday, December 18, 2004 - 11:59 pm:

    prom. Oh jesus.

By Nate on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 01:06 am:

    we're not fucking around.

By Platypus on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 03:39 am:

    Nate you are in Petaluma?

    Dude. I might actually be able to flog the Ford that far.

    Too bad I don't fit in my old prom dress.

By moonit on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 04:01 am:

    Loot bag = bag you get given at the end of the party full of crap (ie lollies and lame toys).

    My friend Steve just got back from a two week trip to the states - everyone loved his accent - he got heaps of girls - drank far to much starbucks, told me the bars shut at 2am - forgot my reeses, but got andrew a copy of manhunt (which is banned here). I told him next time he goes that I'd hook him up with some of you lot if he hits your towns.

By Nate on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 04:43 am:

    petaluma, platy.

    you can dress like a pimp, if that works better.

By Gee on Sunday, December 19, 2004 - 01:03 pm:

    I never had a prom.

    sounds like a fun event.

By patrick on Monday, December 20, 2004 - 02:00 pm:

    the idea of hopin a SW with N crossed my mind fucker.

By Nate on Monday, December 20, 2004 - 02:34 pm:

    it should. it should cross it a few more times.

By sarah on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 08:54 pm:

    what if i don't have a prom dress? nor assless pants?

By Nate on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 12:17 pm:

    i'm sure you could figure something out in the "pimp-tastic" to "pimp-tragic" range. that's pretty broad.

By Nate on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 12:17 pm:

    i hope that was the only thing that was holding you up.

By V on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 - 01:40 pm:

    Nate,v has in invite due to lack of E-Mail,v now takes "0" E-Mail due to death threats from Sorabjis

    Can I come nude?

By Antigone on Sunday, January 2, 2005 - 11:30 pm:

    We need a fucking update.

    How was the fucking party?


By Nate on Monday, January 3, 2005 - 01:47 pm:

    there are some pictures. i'll have to put them up somewhere.

    there was a man in a suit made of duct tape with assless pants.

    we collected about $300 for red cross.

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