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Sorabji on Friday, November 2, 2001 - 11:36 pm:

    i'm moving the mail shit to a new server in the next 5 or 6 days, so for the 1 or 2 individuals who still actually use their mail account, please get any mail you haven't already downloaded off the server while it lasts. when it's gone it's gone. i'll try and send out a fully informative bulletin with details about the new mail server but i might forget. i expect that the new set-up will eventually provide something approaching a regular web-based mail interface thingy.

    if you want a mail account, send me mail at, and i'll set it up in the next week or 2, while setting up the new machine.

    i can hear the lithuanian woman and the czech man who live upstairs. they are fucking. listen to them. they're fucking.

    also, i'm going to move these boards to a new URL. it will be something like*
    but i'm working toward a gibberish URL that is both pleasing and intriguing to the eye but that does not deteriorate into hacker spe3|<--*(#.

    i hope no one is/was emotionally attached to as a URL.

By dave. on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 01:09 am:

    are we gonna lose all the porno spam? i rather enjoy cum-hungry teens greeting me in the morning.

By moonit on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 01:19 am:

    well i know i am. i even got it tattooed across my heart.

By Hal on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 01:28 am:

    Yeah no shit, you'll still have the host name right? I mean that would be sacraligious.

    Or something to that affect.
    And hey I've always wanted bigger breasts. Shit where else can I get breast enlargement but from my daily email.

By moonit on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 01:40 am:

    yr local plastic surgeon?

By Czarina on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 08:47 am:

    Hey Hal!Ya wanna trade? I'll swap ya my "Guaranteed penis enlargement" spam,for your "bigger breast" spam.That way,we can all be happy.

By agatha on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 02:44 pm:

    i've gotten this one email with this fifteen year old girl with her shirt pulled up over her tits about five hundred times. i keep going to the unsubscribe page and unsubscribing, but it just goes on and on. i hate it.

By Hal on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 04:13 pm:

    Welcome to the internet... Just block the address from sending to you, its easier then unsubscribing.

By pez on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 07:28 pm:

    i like the ones that are titled "i love you and don't want you to die!!! #472" and turn out to be about loans or liposuction.

By Chupacabra on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 01:09 am:

    I love the ones that say "MY PROBOSCIS SUCKED YOUR GOAT!"

By Czarina on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 08:45 am:

    Helpful porno tip #69

    I was talking with my computer guy,and complaining about all the porno messages I keep getting,and told him that I,[like agatha],always try to unsubscribe,and he told me that was the worst thing to do.Some kind of way,when you reply,it verifies your email address,and then it gets shared with MORE porno sites.He said to just ignore them,is the best thing.

    And he should know about these things.He's very religious,he's got all kinds of Jesus stuff around his house.

By Barnaby on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 01:21 am:

    Re porno tip 69.

    He is nuts. Typical christian scum trying to kill everyone elses enjoyment.

    send them an email which says; I consider any further correspondence from your company to be an infringement of my civil rights and an abuse of my personal privacy. I do not authorise you to share my details with any other parties and consider that any further correspondence from you will be a breach of these written instructions and therefore liable for a suit of broken contract.

    This will make em sit up and listen.

By Czarina on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 08:36 am:

    Well,perhaps that would make them sit up and listen,IF somebody actually reads the emails.I was under the impression,it was rather "computer generated",as far as passing on email addys.

    I also was under the impression,that it is very difficult to actually "find" these porno senders,to let them know they are "liable for a suit of broken contract".

    But I'm no expert,I'm just going on what my computer guy told me.He seems very knowledgable,he was able to solve a problem,that five others couldn't figure out,on my laptop.[and besides,I like him]

By J on Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - 12:54 am:

    Has anyone besides me have gotten that card from the United States Post Office? I saved it for a souvineer if I live long enough.How to handle mail?

By Hal on Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - 07:51 pm:

    Yes... we got one too at my place.

By Platypus on Tuesday, November 6, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

    No. Now I'm pissed.

    All my mail is taking FOREVER AND A DAY to get here. I hope my check gets here ok.

By wisper on Wednesday, November 7, 2001 - 05:21 pm:

    oh no! not the !!!

    i loved that address. *sob*

By sarah on Friday, November 9, 2001 - 11:18 am:

    i just realized today that my email is now forwarding to my main email. thanks mark... and lookie what i got today:

    From: <>
    Date: Tuesday, November 06, 2001 1:18 AM
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By The Watcher on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 05:23 pm:

    So how do you get a Sorabji email account?

    And, does Mark charge anything for this service?

By Dougie on Tuesday, November 13, 2001 - 06:04 pm:

    Blowjobs. Always with the blowjobs.

By The Watcher on Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 06:00 pm:

    In that case.

    I think I'll pass.

By moonit on Wednesday, November 14, 2001 - 10:03 pm:

    I just bribed him.

    I went shopping for the bribes today.

    Haven't finished yet though

By Czarina on Thursday, November 15, 2001 - 08:50 am:

    I want some of that miracle substance,that Sarah's got.

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