send special holiday greetings to Nate Why I oughta...: send special holiday greetings to Nate

By semillama on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 12:08 pm:

    Merry XmAss!

    Warning to others: Will probably shock and offend you to no end.

By J on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 03:27 pm:

    Jesus,with an asshole like that I bet he could sit on one of those orange cones they put on the road when they are working on the road,he could take it all.

By Nate on Friday, December 13, 2002 - 09:11 pm:


By Czarina on Monday, December 16, 2002 - 10:17 am:

    Alum enema........thats what he needs. It'd tighten up his pucker string, and then he'd be able to retain his feces.

By wisper on Tuesday, December 17, 2002 - 06:34 pm:

    yeah, but who wants to retain that shit?

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