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By sarah on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 03:24 pm:

    yesterday i learned that female cheetas in the Serengeti are very promiscuous and that cubs in each litter may each have different fathers. this is a trait is an advantage, because cheetas are very inbred. all cheetas share 99% of the same genes.

By blindswine on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 03:38 pm:

    life gets more complicated and confusing with age. i miss the days when my arrogance led me to believe that i knew everything, so everything made sense.

    yesterday i learned that female koalas have two vaginas.

    i've been getting carpet bombed with e-mail and texts via sugar sugar from the past.

    she only has one vagina, but multiple personalities.

By semillama on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 05:21 pm:

    Her vagina has multiple personalities?

    Blindswine, did I ever tell you that the initial reason my wife changed her mind about dating me back in 2002 was that I took her to a Parliament show and she got to see Bootsy Collins escort George Clinton on stage?

By blindswine on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 08:16 pm:

    oh yeah?

    miss sugar sugar was the woman i almost married. i think she got hooked back in the summer of 2001 when i got tickets to see her great funk triumvirate-- P-Funk All Stars at the Apollo Theatre, James Brown at SummerStage, and Prince at the Avery Fisher Hall. that relationship didn't survive the economic downturn that gripped NYC the years after 9/11, but who knows?

    she's nuts, but i still kinda love her anyway.

    she got picked to go up on the stage of the Apollo and dance with Parliament-Funkadelic. after they ushered everyone off, sugarchile snuck back on to give George a kiss as he began reciting the beginning of Maggotbrain. i'll always remember her jumping up and down, waving at me from center stage with that huge smile on her face.

    too cute for words.

By sarah on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 08:57 pm:

    one of the reasons senor fell for me was because i owned a bunch of bootleg parliament on cd.

    thanks to swine.

By sarah on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 10:03 pm:

    but anyway. let's talk about swine's woeful love life.

    and whatever thing new you learned.

By blindswine on Thursday, July 28, 2011 - 10:21 pm:

    the good funk giveth and the good funk taketh away.

    let's NOT talk about swine's woeful love life.

    let's talk about old dogs and new tricks.

By J on Friday, July 29, 2011 - 04:11 pm:

    Well,I'm an old dog...

By Blindswine on Wednesday, August 3, 2011 - 01:04 am:

    sexting swine style 2011:

    her: first i'm gonna #&^@*( your @*&!@ while sucking your (*#)@@ and when you #(*#( i'll (#$*#( my ((#*$(# in your @#(*#@# and #*()# until you #(#*@ with the monkey and the quizarnart we'll @#(#*$ and #($#( UH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!

    me: i don't even look for love anymore. i'm pretty sure what i need is totally unreasonable in the context of most people's american lives.

    her: ???


By heather on Wednesday, August 3, 2011 - 04:25 am:

    I see things and I think to myself she/he/they did what?! I must be doing something wrong.

    Whatever. I appear to be incapable of giving up.I thought I learned so many things last year--I had no idea there was so much left.

    Things are looking more simple and clear (with age). Clarity shows me that I don't know anything, and not-knowing is a place to start.

    If what you need fits reasonably in the context of people's american lives... how utterly banal that would be.

By sarah on Wednesday, August 3, 2011 - 05:44 pm:

    ah. now i understand why you almost married her. never underestimate the combined power of monkey and quizarnart.

    only kidding!

By Dr Pepper on Thursday, August 4, 2011 - 10:52 am:

    blindswine, semi, really? vagina has multiple personalities? I do have m.p.d.

By semillama on Thursday, August 4, 2011 - 04:47 pm:

    I want to give thanks to Nate for turning me on to Spotify. free access to tons of music = win.

By heather on Thursday, August 4, 2011 - 06:03 pm:

    Finally. One goddamn answer.

    I also think this is a weird place to thank Nate, is he lurking?


By semillama on Friday, August 5, 2011 - 01:27 pm:

    I didn't really want to start a new thread, and figured since the demise of WAYD, this was a good place. Also, maybe he will delurk if he is here.

By Daniel on Saturday, August 6, 2011 - 11:52 am:

    Inbred monkey sex with old dogs, crossspecies encounters.
    So, who's in?

By Dr Pepper on Saturday, August 6, 2011 - 02:30 pm:

    What's with you Daniel? pervert.

By heather on Sunday, August 7, 2011 - 04:33 am:

    Not in.

    What's with people calling me "cute as a button" lately? Is there a resurgence? I am too old for button-cuteness people!!

    Oakland has some funny bars and my friend was dj'ing, otherwise I'd be asleep.

    Though the boy who sat next to me and insisted we have fun was ador'b. Not sure why he mentioned 3 times that his girlfriend likes girls. Unless... Ah well. Home early, gotta get up shiney.

By Daniel on Sunday, August 7, 2011 - 03:03 pm:

    Oakland will haVe one less reason to visit. Oldest son
    leaving there, one remains. Heather is reaon enough. Old
    dog not perverted, doc, just send the video. Anyone know
    where Droop may be? Barking at moon.

By Daniel on Sunday, August 7, 2011 - 03:08 pm:

    Watched war of the worlds remaKe last night. That
    interapecies thing, yes. What a probe those guys
    used...nothing like my clients describe. Did I mention that
    my speciality is working with abductees. Makes ya wonder
    about. Politicians and bankers.


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