my dream snl sketch Why I oughta...: my dream snl sketch

By droopy on Thursday, March 15, 2012 - 02:31 am:

    it's pledge drive again at my local pbs station.
    this means that instead of running the programming
    that i actually watch them for (science, nature,
    history) they drag out the same stuff like music
    shows i've either gotten sick of or hated in the
    first place or these "seminars" with some expert
    that are really little more than infomercials to
    sell a book or something.

    two of the shows they run are these irish singing
    groups. one is called "celtic thunder" - an all-
    male band that plays "folk, celtic, adult
    contemporary, world music, soft rock, broadway,
    classical crossover". the second band is called
    "celtic woman". it's basically the same as the
    first but with all women. they play their bland
    music and every so often the blandly enthusiastic
    pbs staff will cut in to beg for money.

    my dream is to have the same thing, but this time
    with the pogues. the real comedy will come when
    they do the interview. i haven't worked it all out
    yet, but i know that at some point shane macgowan
    (the one before the bastards put teeth back in his
    mouth) will vomit on somebody from pbs.

    what is your dream snl skit?

By Dougie on Thursday, March 15, 2012 - 09:45 am:

    That's awesome droopy!

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