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By Cat on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 04:24 pm:

    French toast with Log Cabin maple syrup. Right now. Please.

    And someone to lick the syrup off my chin would be good to, so long as I'm asking.

By Antigone on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 05:56 pm:

    heh... She said log... heh...

By Tom on Monday, January 8, 2001 - 07:39 pm:

    aww, put it back in yer pants, antigone.

By Gorrilla in the Log House WAHOO on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 12:15 am:

    Would Aunt Jeemima do?

    If only I had rose petals on the walls to go with the rose colored carpet;

    If only I had an old heartwood cherry plank for under the double medicine cabinets in the master bath;

    If only I had chinking for the third floor and someone for whom to make French toast;

    or more salt on the chex mix or more cayenne in the ionion soup;

    If only if only if only...

    WAHOO! and more grease on the railings,
    and saran wrap on all the urinals at work,
    and whoopie cushions for the depressed chicks on the eating disorder unit,
    and cherry flavored valium for the Republicans

    I forget myself for a moment
    I forget I am happy with what I have

    ...but the vaseline on the copier glass would be nice.

By J on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:45 am:

    II'm all down for the cherry flavored valium.

By J on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:46 am:

    I'm all down for the cherry flavored valium.

By Jj on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:59 am:


By Hal on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 03:29 am:

    J... What the hell...

    Nahh, but some pankakes do sound nice right about now.

By J on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 04:10 am:

    How about some French toast? Did I say French? Nevermind.

By Isolde on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 12:16 pm:

    If only I had some vegan cake.

    ...and again...I flee...

    Cat, what's your addy, lovey, I can't find it. Silly me throwing things out...

By semillama on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 12:46 pm:

    if only I could go back to bed.

By Waffleboy on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 01:04 pm:

    who wants some!!!!!!!!!!

By Cat on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 02:54 pm:

    Is it hot?

By semillama on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 03:36 pm:

    My bed? It can be.

    New goose down comforter.

    plus cats.
    plus flannel sheets.

    equals a hard time getting out of bed.

By waffleboy on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 04:34 pm:

    anyway you like it cat....

    buttery, hot, cold, sticky, large grooves, small ones.....it's entirely up to you, just don't waffle on the matter.

    that makes me mad

    now come get some

By sarah on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 08:34 pm:


    (the chocolate and peanut butter cravings have been replaced)

By droopy on Tuesday, January 9, 2001 - 11:36 pm:

    the art of drinking vodka.

    my birthday is later this month. i have decided it will involve vodka and caviar. and blinis. i missed a chance to have this years ago and i've never gotten over it. since i could never afford to buy enough caviar to last more than half an hour, i will fill it out with pickled herring, sardines, pickled eggs, etc. but i will still get blasted on vodka.

By Daniel ssss on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:44 am:

    the art of staying alive

    my birthday is later this month, too. Seems like many of sorabjite folk were conceived in April...springtime lust and April Fools and all. The oddometer rolls over the big five-0.

    I want to have you all over for conscupiscent curds, to borrow from Stevens. To read aloud some passages from GUT Symmetries. To share loud noises in the bathrooms I have worked so diligently to repair to working order. To bring to your ears eloquent hammered dulcimer and chanter music. To languish on the pillows of dreams and feathered down of friendship.

    Aah, but there's no path to the door, and no one at home.

By Hal on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 04:13 am:

    I'll stick with being the, born in feburary right before Valentines, I'm a souless, women hate me, life can go screwitself, coffee is good, rock and roll rules, women are gods, god I could use some coffee, Women rule, I was born in feburary so I'm an aquarius and I can tell anyone's love future but my own, can't sleep kind of guy...

    But thats just me.

By heather on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 04:45 am:

    it's 4:40am so i'm gonna say some dumb stuff...

    i've liked aquarius-es
    and they, like me
    don't like me
    like me
    don't like me

    also i like tauruses, capricorns, and a scorpio

    but i don't trust pisces. i am one.

    i can tell my own love future-
    lots of it.
    cause i asked for it and it's free.

    i will celebrate my birthday in the summer. many times. i can come to each of your houses and celebrate. [but i probably won't because i can be shy]

By Tom on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 07:10 am:

    I'm an aquarius, too. Birthday on the 22nd of this month.

    I have a feeling it'll be a doozy. Not sure what the plan for the birthday proper is, since it's a monday, though. It probably WON'T involve caviar. with any luck, it'll involve me going to work, because that'll be a sign that I'm employed. Which is the second best thing that could happen.

    The weekend before the birthday, though I am going to go gambling. I haven't been gambling once since I turned 21 last year. So this should be fun. I'm not sure where exactly I'm being taken for this little trip, though. I only have one birthday wish, though (that I will air publicly, at least): I want to celebrate my birthday with Trace. He wouldn't have me over for Xmas, so he can make it up to me by letting me lose his money for a hand or two. Deal?

    I can't tell anyone's love future. I always end up dating scorpios and cancers. I don't scorps anymore. been grilled over that fire one too many times.

    it's 4:02, so I can say whatever I want.

By Daniel ssss on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:35 am:

    The sky falls and lies with worms.

    ---Stevens "Metamorphosis"

    It is just the season, just a seasonal remark.

    I thought at one time about swearing off Pisces entirely and forever. I may rethink that one, as I slough one skin for another.

    Cold and damp here, I would celebrate in summer too. In the bush where there are trees in the background and flowers and questioning beauty in the foreground.

    I would rethink it. I would rethink this isolation perhaps.

By agatha on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:18 pm:

    tom: what is your obsession with trace all about? i find it a little baffling, to be honest. not that he's not a nice guy, but (?)

By patrick on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:39 pm:

    im a scorpio, the wife is an aquarius.....heather won't you come over for tea?

    I don't know anything about pisces?

By TBone on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:44 pm:

    I'm a gemini.

    Means I'm two-faced. But that's not exactly accurate.

    I've got way more than two.

By Hal on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 02:27 pm:

    See I've been down that Scorpio road twice and got burned bad on it.. Don't know man if it works damn good for you because they were beautiful women, and beautiful people. BUT.... They could be cold heartless bitches too....

    I must apologuise for last night ya'll, I now remember why I never took up drinking. My friends caught me in a depressed state lastnight and decided to get me hammered. All I remember saying was "Ok, duh I'll have just one ok?" Then playing lots of soulblade and not being able to see straight.

    But I do still stand by my aquarius trip and the twix one... Peanutbutter twix are the best, and aquariuses, get screwed. I say that because well, those twix are the best, and throughout my life all the people I've seen just get brutally fucked in a relationship (methaphorically not litterally) have been aquariuses, male and female alike. And yet in the other hand when an aquarius give someone advice on a relation ship, take it, its probably the truth and will work.

    AHHHHHHHHHHH, need more asprin and coffee... Brain splitting in four different directions at once, or trying to anyway.

By sarah on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 02:39 pm:

    heather, where are the pictures? i'm dying over here.

    come to hawaii to celebrate your birthday!

By sarah on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 02:40 pm:

    btw, heather has these fantastic red boots...

By semillama on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

    Ah, astrology, my biggest pet peeve...

    I just read about a guy who claims to be able to tell things about your curretn health and personal problems by the location of moles on your body. Of course, he also claimed that moles move around, too.

    Not the animal, but the skin thingy.

    Pix, sarah, pix, hope you got a phot of those red boots, or you're just teasing us....

    I am so ready to go home, except I have to clean. Yech.

By heather on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 05:26 pm:

    i am wearing my boots right now

By Hal on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 07:08 pm:


By patrick on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 07:15 pm:

    you outta see my wife karoke that tune.....

By Hal on Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 07:53 pm:

    I can only imagine.

By Daniel ssss on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 01:04 am:

    Oh delightful pics.

By J on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 01:39 am:

    Why am I'm reminded about a Paula Cole song?

By Hal on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 03:12 am:

    I don't know... eat something bad for lunch?

By J on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 11:55 am:

    No,I was posting from oblivion,it wasn't even the right song.

By Hal on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 05:08 pm:

    Well I understand how that could happen...

    God I'm hungry, and all I can think about music wise is the "Rocket Man" remix done by Me First And the Gimmie Gimmies...

    God I'm sick.

By sarah on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

    o sweet oblivion. how i long for thee.
    no longer in the delicate, tender folds of flaky crust
    surrounding light, fruity fillings that ooze between forkfuls
    nor the buttery, fanciful touch of so fairly sweet lady fingers,
    how i miss the complicated, unpredictable whimsy of truffles,
    elaborate, miniature packages of chocolatey magic,
    no more comfort from the warm, supple dimples of moist
    bread pudding, sweet cobbler gentility, and
    how lusty the melodious, milky mouthfuls of ice cream,
    every flavor and fashion, melting tenderly
    under the hot blooded secretions of treacherous,
    feral fudge sauce,
    all atop some silly benevolent pastry,
    submissive in her texture and simplistic flavor,
    and all combinations of eggs, butter, and flour,
    whipped and creamed and blended and baked,
    dusted and sprinkled and frosted and glazed
    o sweet oblivion so true, so deep,
    in these treats which still taunt me in my dreams.

By patrick on Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 06:31 pm:

    Elton John usually repulses me, but damn if i don't love that song

By Hal on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 02:34 am:

    Check out the MFAGG version, its remixed but its the same song...

    They also do Uptown Girl (billy joel), and Sweet Caroline (neil Diamond)...

    Ussually I'd refuse to listen to these songs but this band does them in a way that anyone my age can't help but listen...

    Has anyone here heard of Tenasious D???

By Tom on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 05:13 am:

    Agatha: I don't know. I just can't help myself. I think I may be in love.

    I'll be flying in to Kansas City on the 19th. Wonder if he'll come pick me up.

    Hrm. If I have any cash at all, I'll buy one a disposable camera and take a picture of myself in the Kansas City Airport to prove that I was there.

By semillama on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 08:34 am:

    I have heard of Tenacious D.

By J on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 09:41 am:

    I love MFAGG!!!!

By Daniel ssss on Friday, January 12, 2001 - 07:08 pm:


    Add chocolate and sand: nice mouthfeel in your rant S.

By Tom on Saturday, March 6, 2004 - 05:22 pm:

    I Love tenacious D I like u dont always have to fcuk her hard and also Tribute

By Susan-swden on Tuesday, June 15, 2004 - 08:39 am:

    I realy love tribute, fuck her gently.. they make my in a good mode! keep om\n tenacious D


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