I don,t think my furbies will ever learn to cuss

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By J on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 03:06 pm:

    It,s been over 7 months now,but they just don,t get it.I thought little cute furbies spewing out all kinds of filth and debauchery would be down right crazy.I stick my finger down their throats,rub their belly and back,I talk to them.For the love of God,I,m a grown woman!!And where did it get me? A bunch of shit,thats what I got,"noo-loo kah may may u-nye""party doo-be-do-be-doo"Plus they fart and burp and scare my cat.Dumb fuckers,I,m putting them in the corner,ingrates.

By Markus on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 03:33 pm:

    I just wet myself.

By Wisper on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 04:11 pm:

    dude, you can't teach furbies any new words. they're pre-programmed.
    I'd like to tell the whole world

    they sure can burn well though.

By Margret on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 05:12 pm:

    I honestly have no idea what to say.

By MoonUnit on Thursday, August 26, 1999 - 10:03 pm:

    J? are you really my mum??

    She loved her Furby MiMi until MiMi's voice went ByeBye and she had to send her back to get a new one. She doesnt like the new one and keeps telling it but it hasnt replied. We tried to teach it to meow. no luck.

By Furbyyy on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 06:42 am:

    oh weep. my best friend bought me a furby for my birthday. i haven't got it yet but it's a black one with a white tuft. we're naming it mohammad.

    i'm gonna teach it to say "opression"

By J on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 10:47 am:

    Pre-programmed?7 Seven fucking months for naught?I,VE BEEN HAD!!! I hate that when that happens,shit.

By Mr. X on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 11:01 am:

    uh, what?

By Waffles on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 11:59 am:

    what the hell is a furby...........?

By J on Friday, August 27, 1999 - 12:25 pm:

    It,s a toy that kind of looks like Gizmo in Gremlins,a stupid, stupid toy.It has it,s own language,but then it speaks english too,and it kind of dances.

By Kalliope on Tuesday, August 31, 1999 - 03:14 pm:

    come now waffles. i know you know what a furby is. you smell like one. ;)

By Waffles on Wednesday, September 1, 1999 - 02:18 pm:

    .....I DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (sniffle)........ghajsdsdfhsd!!!!!!....(you know that weird sniffle/hiccup/snort sound you make when trying not to cry..)

By Surf Monkey on Friday, September 10, 1999 - 11:02 pm:

    I have no experience with furbys but I saw this and thought that perhaps there is hope for yours yet!

    go here

By J on Saturday, September 11, 1999 - 01:48 am:


By Surf Monkey on Monday, September 13, 1999 - 08:29 pm:

    Anytime. Let me know if you are successful!

By J on Tuesday, September 14, 1999 - 03:06 pm:

    Still can,t get them to swear,but they are getting better at dancing.


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