the merovingian Who are you?: the merovingian

By Kenneth on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 06:51 pm:

    I am a major grade 3 on Halo 3. I have a ton of friends in life,but they don't really ever talk to me. Cory is my hommie and we throw up white power all the time on halo. Manic gamer69 is a straight up No0b, But he Is the shit to hang out with and play game with. I don't care about much but the thing i do care about will take the cake over anything im doing and the time. Im in love with a girl that doesn't know it and it funny but it also hurts sometime, Oh Well life goes on right?!I Like Too Be Me, So If You Don't Like Me That Your Problem!!!!!! I love to watch anime!!! YAY 4 Naruto Mother Fuckers!!! I shop at hot topic with your guys mom!!! Your moms love me!!!! HAHA In Your Faces!!! Im one Hot Mother Fucker. I love hot spicy food:) I rape with the sword on halo 3! The Joker is like fucking god to me.... Why So Serious?! I wear my pj around the house and when go hot topic i can just change in to my new clothes!!! I Like new clothes!!! ChickHawk!!!!! And I will right more later, but I have a book to finish writting!

By Kenneth on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 06:52 pm:

    My Poems

    I cry out,
    But knowone hears me
    With my broken wings I fall from heaven,
    Im falling from were I call home,
    From everyone I love and care about,
    But knowone hears me,
    As I fall to the earth below,
    I think to myself,
    Why me,
    One thing said wrong and I lose everthing I love,
    Why me,
    when I say something to the one I love and it falls apart,
    There is a silence moment and then nothing,
    Then I start to fall,
    The earth speeding at me,
    Then I hit,
    The pain of everthing that happened rushes through my body,
    I cry out in pain,
    I then stand and look to the heavens,
    My wings are broken and I can never go home,
    I cry and try to think,
    But nothing comes to me,
    So I leave to never return,
    Heaven and the one I love will miss me,
    But won't care that Im gone,
    So I
    Cry out

    Heres Another one

    Love is like a rose,
    It starts out small,
    Over time it blooms into the most beautiful
    thing in the world,
    You are the rose of my heart,
    You are the only girl that make my heart
    beat faster and slower that the same time

By Kenneth on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:18 pm:

    I Like All Of These And More
    *Alien Ant Farm
    *Any Anima
    *Ashley Parker Angel
    *Avril Lavigne
    *Baha Men
    *Big Boi
    *Black Eyed Peas
    *Blink 182
    *Blood Hound Gang
    *Bon Jovi
    *Boyz II Men
    *Christina Aguilera
    *Cobra Starship
    *Daddy Yankee
    *Dashboard Confessional
    *David Bowie
    *Def Leppard
    *Drowning Pool
    *Eiffel 65
    *Fallout Boy
    *Finger Eleven
    *Foo Fighters
    *Fort Minor
    *Garth Brooks
    *Gnarles Barkley
    *Gogol Bordello
    *Good Charlotte
    *Green Day
    *Guns N' Roses
    *Gwen Stefani
    *Gym Class Heroes
    *House Of Pain
    *Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
    *Justin Timberlake
    *Linkin Park
    *Lazlo Bane
    *Lil' Jon
    *Limp Bizkit
    *Mc Hammer
    *Men Without Hats
    *Mario Vazquez
    *Matchbox 20
    *Motly Crue
    *My Chemical Romance
    *Mindless Self Indulgence
    *Nelly Furtudo
    *Nightmare Before Christmas
    *Ozzy Osbourne
    *Panic! At The Disco
    *Paolo Nutini
    *Papa Roach
    *Pussycat Dolls
    *Pink Floyd
    *Rob Zombie
    *Say Anything
    *Sammy Hager
    *Savage Garden
    *Sean Kingston
    *Sean Paul
    *Sir Mixalot
    *Simple Plan
    *Smash Mouth
    *Sum 41
    *Talking Heads
    *Teddy Geiger
    *The All American Rejects
    *The Beach Boys
    *The Calling
    *The Medic Droid
    *The Killers
    *The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
    *Treble Chager
    *Uncle Kracker
    *Vanilla Ice
    *Van Halen
    *Venga Boys
    *Weird Al Yankovic
    *Young MC
    *And too many more to fucking add because it is a waste of my time!

By Kenneth on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:18 pm:

    I hate books, so I mostly read comics! Yay for comics. + i am writting my own book, so i really don't have the time to read books. but here are some of the books and comics i read!!!
    *Zatch Bell
    *One Piece
    *Case Closed
    *Johnny The Homicidal Manic
    *Filler Bunny
    *Happy Noodle Boy
    *Rurouni Kenshen
    *Harry Potter Books
    *The Series Of Unforunate Events
    *Dragonball Z
    *Fullmetal Alchemist
    *One Piece

By Kenneth on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:20 pm:

    Here Is My First Good One

    Cry Out

    I cry out,

    But knowone hears me

    With my broken wings I fall from heaven,

    Im falling from were I call home,

    From everyone I love and care about,

    But knowone hears me,

    As I fall to the earth below,

    I think to myself,

    Why me,

    One thing said wrong and I lose everthing I love,

    Why me,

    when I say something to the one I love and it falls apart,

    There is a silence moment and then nothing,

    The earth speeding at me,

    Then I hit,

    The pain of everthing that happened rushes through my body,

    I cry out in pain,

    I then stand and look to the heavens,

    My wings are broken and I can never go home,

    I cry and try to think,

    But nothing comes to me,

    So I leave to never return,

    Heaven and the one I love will not miss me,

    And won't care that Im gone,

    So I

    Cry out

    This One is Good

    The Fallen One

    A white angel walk beside me,

    Telling what I don't want to hear,

    She is telling me that my life is being controled,

    I don't want to hear it but she just goes on,

    She tell me that my life is a thread,

    She say it is going to snap,

    And it does,

    I go the heaven,

    They say they don't have a place there,

    So I fall back to earth,

    But something is different,

    I have streaming jet black wings,

    And there she is,

    She say "Now Im free and you are the one to take my place",

    And now I wander the earth looking for my my replacment,

    As a Fallen Angel I will learn.

    The next one is called

    Im Hollow

    Life is dark,

    There are those who take it in,

    And there are those who won't hear of it,

    But Im here,

    To hold you,

    To be there for you,

    To talk to you,

    To love you,

    In the darkness demons hide,

    To take from you all of your feeling,

    And once your empty they leave you to rot,

    With the one feeling,


    The one feeling that you can live without,

    But there is one who will rip your heart out,

    I have no heart,

    No feeling,

    Im empty inside,

    Im Hollow.

    The most recent one

    Live Life To Be Me

    I can't fell you there,

    I have gone numb,

    My body is a cold,

    I fell as tho I have been lied to,

    She say she love me,

    But there is nothing,

    I try to belive her,

    And that when I go cold,

    I try to look into her eye,

    She turns away,

    There is nothing but the black of my heart dieing,

    I fell myself start to leave the earth,

    And I let go of everything,

    I free of the hate and lies,

    I free from her hold over me,

    So I walk away,

    To make my own path in life,

    To live free of fate,

    To be me.

By Stubby on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:25 pm:

    chapter 1: Event Horizon

    There was a light rain falling from the darkened sky as Carter walked through the course crowd. His right hand lay on the tip of the elemental sword of Air, Aeyonel, that lay slung across his back. His left hand rested in his pocket, fingering the magic ring, Mianod, that his father had given to him before he died. To his right were the shops selling potion ingredients, weapons and armor. To his left was the old , decrepit looking city hall. The golden doors were hanging off the hinges. The roof had collapsed and the stone pillars at the top of the old weathered steps were crumbling.
    Carter tore his eyes away from the crumbling remains and set his sights on the Bears Paw pub. As he opened the door he was hit with a wafting smell of beer and smoke. The pub was in almost as bad shape as the city hall. The tables were grimy and uneven. There was a giant hole in the celling that was covered by what looked like a bloodstained tablecloth. He made his way to the bar and sat on one of the stools.
    "What'll ya have?" asked the barkeep.
    "Just give me your best." said Carter. The barkeep reached under the bar, pulled out a bottle and handed it to Carter.
    "Six staps and two cligs please" said the barkeep. Carter handed him the money and took the bottle to and empty table in the corner. He took his sword off his back and laid it against the wall next to the chair. As he sat down and took a drink, a ragged looking man with a grisly mane of matted hair sat down opposite him.
    "Can I help you?" asked Carter
    "Maybe, if you remember me." the man said. Carters hand instictively went to the hilt of his sword.
    "No, im sorry I..." he started "wait, Steve." The man smiled behind his mane of wild hair and Carter took his hand off his sword.
    "What happened to you? I haven't seen you since I left Varity Town."
    "Yeah, and that was also five years ago Carter. I got exiled about a month after you left. I've been wandering around the Silvanae Forest ever since and eventually I wound up here in Modanague." Steve explained.
    "What did you get exiled for, not stealing Tabs animals again." Carter asked

    thats it for now. i might have to change the title cus i think that ive heard that some were before. im not done with the epilouge yet but i think that is going to be the hardest part so when im done with it ill post some more of it. tell me what you think of chapter one so far

By Stubby on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 07:26 pm:


    Prolouge: The Elemental Prophecy

    In days of old when the world was new, there lived eight elemental dragons. Shai, the dragon of Air. Scorce, the dragon of Fire. Marl, the dragon of Earth. Larot, the dragon of Water. Qual, the dragon of Light. Boro, the dragon of Darkness. Camar, the dragon of Shadows and Jebs, the dragon of the Cosmos.

    For many years the eight of them worked in harmony together shaping the world. Marl, molding the mountains, digging out valleys and bringing life to the creatures of the land. Shai, whipping the winds and shaping the animals of the sky. Scorce, burning substance into the volcanoes and Breathing life into the creatures of fire. Larot, filling the oceans, lakes and rivers with cool, pure water and swimming with the creatures of the deep. Qual, bringing light to the world. Boro, bringing darkness for the beasts of the night. Camar, working with Qual to give everything shadows from the the light of the sun. And Jebs, blinking stars to life in the night sky.

    Thats all ive got so far so...........tell me wat you think

By Antigone on Wednesday, August 20, 2008 - 11:54 pm:

    What's the frequency, dickhead?

By beta on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 06:22 pm:

    Be nice Tig, this could get entertaining.

By Samantha on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 08:12 pm:

    Life is about trusting your feelings & taking chances. It's about losing & finding happiness, appreciating the memories, learning from the pain & realizing that people always change.

    I learn something new each and every day.

    I believe that when all is said and done, everything will work itself out.
    Even if things don't turn out the way I thought they would, I'm sure of it that things will be just how they should.
    Don't question life, Just know that it will be right in the end.

    To Love Your Face Off: To love somebodies face so much that you love it right off their head.

By Samantha on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 08:13 pm:

    From Sam- To Kerry

    Number 1:

    I love the face off of that hoe cuz she makes me smile over thee most retarded things.

    Yes. We can be the lamest bitches around and still laugh over nothing at all.

    Even when she tries to murder me because "she pressed the gas instead of the brake"

    Or when she does 10 through the intersection at fuckin cherry hill and wildwood.

    And when she brings me hot pockets at work cuz im a hungry fat kid.

    She loves to scoop up dead birds and throw them in her neighbors yard.

    Yeh we are some random somamabeehatches.

    Love it.

    Yeh- Thats my tribute to Kerry.

    Text me hoe.

By Samantha on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 08:14 pm:

    Sometimes- We’re a little too crazy for normal people.
    Current mood: giggly

    Because we're crunk

    && Rockin the meal size sausage egg n cheese biscuits!

    && Orange cheeto fingers!

    Look, can you see my face glistening??

    2 losers...



    Nothing good to say...

    Together, we're nothing...

    Apart, we could rule the world!!

    Doo doo doo do doo do do...

    Ice ice baby...

    ((((There's bugs everywhere!!))))

    No, You ordered 3 double cheeseburgers, I KNOW YOU CAN EAT THEM!!

    We're doing change over right now, theres a 10-15 minute wait...

    OK!!!! ((and we sit at the menu for 10-15 minutes- while the 18 cars behind us scream WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!))

    Wait I don't wanna hear none of that LALALA!!!

    We rock gallon size fruit punch!

    Hell yea we do!!

    Sam! Leave!

    Crunkin it up in the drive way...

    Sam drinkin classy out of her plastic buzz lightyear champaigne cup

    With buzz floatin in the bottom lookin all sweet.

    Trying to get on Kerrys 32 ounzer level.

    64 Bra.

    Yeh cuz we got them tigglebitties.

    Cuz Kerry can buy a CD after she drinks 60 bottles of pepsi.

    But she really wants the pajamas.

    They kinda rock her socks.

    Just a little.

    I'm only sweet when I'm sittin at home by myself.

    && we like to choke on our liquids.

    & Yeh our bisquits were AWESOMEEE!

    Thanks for askin.

    We love Jimmy Dean!

    & Kerry drives all the way to Wally World just to buy a box of mash taters.

    She loves my company cuz lately its just been her, the coors, and the raguu.

    She really like ragu alot.

    & we are fags but oh well. We get good laughs.

    && Fuck your couches.

    The End.

By Samantha on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 08:23 pm:

    Have you ever ________ with your TOP SIX?

    1) Katie V

    2) Kerry Berry

    3) Mommyyy

    4) Erica

    5) Weavaa

    6) Erinn

    1: Have you ever danced with number 4?
    Umm... Probably some crazy drunken night?

    2: When did you meet number 6?
    When her daddyy took over the deli in the liquor store. She's my love!!

    3: Have you ever gotten drunk with number 3?
    Lol- No but hopefully I will real soon. Right mommy? I'll be legal in about 25 hours! =)

    4: Have you ever been to number 2's house?
    heck yess! We spent many of nights on her front porch crunkin it up. Or just being lame. Whatever works. <3

    5: Have you ever hung out with all of your TOP SIX at the same time?
    Well Probably. My mommy may have been upstairs while they were all here but yeh.

    6: Have you ever gone shopping with 2?
    Hahhahaha Wally World extravaganza. True story. Check the pics.

    7: Have you ever hated anyone on your top 6?
    Ummm.... No I dont think so. Hate is a stronnng word. Dislike may be more like it.

    8: Have you met number 4's family?
    Actually, I have. =)

    9: Do you know number 3's middle name?
    Heck yes. I shall keep that confidential information. Not sure if ma wants to share it with the world.

    10: Have you ever eaten anything in front of 6?
    Me and Erin love gettin our grub on!

    11: Do you trust 1?
    With my life!

    12: Have you and number 5 ever got into a fight?
    Umm... maybe a small argument but nothing huge. I love her face far too much for that!

    13: Have you ever fought with number 2?
    No i dont think so. We get tired of each other sometimes but we have never actually argued.
    14: Whens the last time you talked to 5 in person?
    ummmmm........ Liiikkkeee.... a few days ago.

    15: Is any of your top 6 family?
    1 & 3- Sissy & Mommy. =)

    16: How long have you known number 3?
    Like almost 21 years. Gawsh she made me in her belly!

    17:Have you kissed number 3?
    Probably in that mother daughter kind of way. Weirdos.

    18: Have you ever slept in the same bed with number 1?
    Oh gosh- like every day of my life for like 2 years straight. We couldnt sleep without each other lol.

    19: Do you think 1 and 4 would make a good couple?
    Katie and Erica. Lmao. Probably not.

    20: Would 1 do anything for you?
    Well i would hope so. Cuz i would do anything for her. &hearts;

    21: Has 2 ever helped you?
    All the effin time. thats my biatchhh!

    22: Have you ever slept in the same bed with number 3?
    Probably at some point in my life.

    23: Out of your top 6 which one would you say you talk to the most?
    Ummm Number 3- my momma!

    24: Who have you known the shortest?
    Hmmm....??? Erin I think. Yeh.

    25: Have you ever dated someone out of your top six?
    Umm no. lol. That would be.......... odd.

    26: Which one is closest to you?
    My mommyy!

    28: Will 1 - 6 repost this?
    Ummm... maybe a couple of them.

    29:Who have you know the longest?

    30:Have you ever kissed 1-6?
    well.... Thats private information gawsh!

By Dee on Thursday, August 21, 2008 - 08:25 pm:

    is what most people call me

    Newports in a box
    Mad Blunts

    Rock and Roll
    Ms. Crafty
    Blue Eyes

    Tight Jeans

    Let's Party
    This is Me.
    Hate me if you want to
    Love me if you can.

By beta on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 01:48 am:

    Alright, I take it back- I'd hoped it was something besides spam...

By sarah on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 02:06 pm:

    oh noes

By Spider on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 07:24 pm:

    What does the thread title come from, I wonder. I mean, I know who the Merovingians were, but I wonder what they have to do with this thread. They'd be sorry they got involved.

    I had a tooth cavity filled this morning and I bled like a stuck pig when the hygienist scraped at my gums. Firefox thinks "gums" is misspelled. Firefox can suck my bloody gums.

By Spider on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 07:34 pm:

    Hey, do any of you watch "Mad Men"?

    I've been watching all of season 1 of Mad Men this week (in between Battlestar episodes), and it's messing with my head. The other day I had to catalog a book written by a woman who not only wrote her name on the title page but whose authority record is "Mrs. William Thornbridge*," and that caused a solar flare of rage to shoot out of my frontal lobe for a minute there. The book was written in the '50s and all I could think was, here is some fucking asshole getting all the credit and glory from the book his wife is written, and here is some spineless dishrag who wants her husband to get the credit for all her hard work. Idiots! I wanted to punch them both in their stupid sexist faces. Then I realized they were both dead and I felt better.

    And no way in hell did Betty Draper go to Bryn Mawr (which has never had sororities -- points off from the writers for that mistake, especially since one of the women in the cast is an alumna). Even in the '50s, Bryn Mawr had a reputation for its [proto-]feminism.

    *Not the real name

By Rowlfe on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 07:41 pm:

    I just finished watching the Wire on DVD and plan to move on to Mad Men

By Spider on Friday, August 22, 2008 - 08:52 pm:

    It's really good. Even if there isn't a single character who isn't a horrible human being.

    Well, Sal's not too bad. And the Draper children. Who are, like, six and two.

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