So you can take that cookie.. Worst music you've ever heard: So you can take that cookie..

By Jinafishes on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 01:34 pm:

    What is it with these white boy rap/rock bands?? They're awful! Why are they playing it on MY station?! Limp Bizkit, okay, the only really good song they did was Faith, from George Michaels, I laugh my ass off every time I hear that -song-, that one, not the other one, not Kid Rock, Not the baggy jean boy rock/rap groups who are one step above N-sync and Backdoor Boys, no. I'd really like to go to the lead singer of Limp Bizkit, take him by the collar, hold him up a few feet off the ground, and knee him in the balls, in fact, keep my knee in the air and let him just fall on it, because that's exactly how I feel everytime I hear that song. They're awful, the only reason that song is popular is because the chorus rhymes! I could make up a song just as good!
    Here we go:

    Down in the street
    where we meet
    It's such a treat
    So I can beat my meat

    Tada! It's that simple!

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 01:48 pm:

    agreed, I vomited when faith no more got all the attention they did, and it's only worse now with these otherbands, the rap/rock thing is just not right.........

By Nate on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 01:52 pm:

    faith no more kicked ass.

By Friendly on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 01:57 pm:

    i wanna hear fantomas. anybody have that? it's mike patton, buzz from the melvins and some other fella (metallica's bass player?). somebody buy that for me. you'll be rewarded.

By Friendly on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:02 pm:

    mike, buzz, dave lombardo, and trevor dunn. i was mixing that up with another thing that was kyuss' bass player, metallica's bass player and dale crover from melvins. i love melvins.

By J on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:06 pm:

    So did Mr.Bungle.

By Swine on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:22 pm:

    blame it all on russell simmons.

    he's pretty much responsible for transforming the beastie boys from a punk band with one parody hip-hop track to a hip-hop act that occassionally revisits their punk-rock/heavy metal roots.

    but at least the beastie boys release good product.

    kid rock is some of the wackest shit since vanilla ice.

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:24 pm:

    Dale Crover...yesssss...kick-ass drummer if there
    ever was one.

    Has anyone ever heard of the drum compilation
    called "Flyin' Traps"? It's got great tracks from
    Crover, Steven Drozd, Mac McNeilly, Alexis
    Fleisig...a bunch of kick-ass drummers.

    Damn, I need a thesaurus.

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:25 pm:

    i have been the grave site where he buried the word "def"'s an old cemetary in hollywood, and the way I understand it, when Webster's dictionary (or one of the major publishers of dictionaries anyway) had "def" in it, he paid to a have the word a funeral procession....

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:28 pm:

    Russell Simmons? Russell Simmins? Y'all know
    how I feel about Russell Simmins...***

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:29 pm:

    i got this bitchin drum's calle Rich vs Roach, it was made back in 62 i believe. These two go at it like you wouldn't believe, each has a backing band, Max in the right chanel, Buddy in the left....they hit the same tunes and bounce back and forth....Max clearly is still the heavyweight in polyrhythmic drumming, he and Jaki Leibzeit of CAN are my favorites.......

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:30 pm:

    of JBSX?

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 02:58 pm:


    Ooh, you know that song on "Acme," um, maybe track
    7 (can't remember), and there's like a break in
    the middle and the drums get all slow and weird
    and Jon's in the background yelling 'Go...GO!!"
    and for some reason it makes you feel like getting
    on your knees and crawling on the floor? Ya know
    what I'm talking about? God damn, that's a fine

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 03:01 pm:

    Uh huh..I know the one...., I am waiting for Mr. Simmins to croak so I can take his job.......his beats are easy, but man o man do they feel good the play......

By J on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 03:11 pm:

    That reminds me Rhiannon,I think you know this,or I hope someone does,who sings that song hetrosexual man?The one were it,s just a problem with his glands?

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 03:42 pm:

    *grrr* I don't know...and I've been trying to find
    out for some time now. All I remember about the
    song is that the video for it had the Kids in the
    Hall in drag, and it goes "Hetero....sexual....I'm
    a heterosexual MAAANNN!!"

    Maybe Cracker? I'll do a search for it.

    My brother says the same thing about Russell's
    beats being easy (he's the actual drummer, I'm
    just a connoisseur...sp?). But he thinks it's a
    sign that Russell's no good. I say, "No, dude,
    he's good becuz they're easy -- who else could
    get that much soul into so few beats?" And then
    he goes "ahhhh, yesssss" and understands.

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 03:44 pm:

    PS. I kind of like that Limp Bizkit song that
    started this whole discussion. Don't tell anyone,

By Wisper on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 04:08 pm:

    You're secret's safe with me Rhi, as long as you keep mine: I like it too. *shhhhhh*

    'Heterosexual Man' is sung by the Odds.
    Probably the only good song they ever made, but that's just my oppinion. (but don't listen to me, fuck, I like LimpBizkit)

    "i wanna make every woman i see..."

By Jinafishes on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 05:12 pm:

    Actually I like the Odds too, they were Canadian tho so no one ever heard the really good stuff.

    And you two KNOW why you like that song by Limp Bizkit, oh you know alright...

    It rhymes. And then it gets in your head, and you can't help but to like it cause it rhymes. I beat my meat, in the street, beat the meat, and it's such a treat. See, if they sang that, I think you'd like it too, it rhymes. ;)

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 05:18 pm:

    No, dammit, I only like it for the line "so you can take that cookie and stick it up your ASS, stick it up your ASS, stick it up your ASS."

    That's no better, is it?

By Jinafishes on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 05:30 pm:

    I admit it is a silly line, I heard it on the way to work this morning and contemplated it. Here are just a few of the questions I raised..

    Why would you want to stick a cookie up your ass in the first place?
    Is that a sincere insult or what?
    Could you keep a straight face if you told someone to do that?
    I mean, wouldn't that be painful, hard to walk around, bowls feeling like their on fire?
    How about cookie dough instead?

    And he sounds defensive that he gets nookie, what's to be defensive about? It should be like Hey, right on.

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 05:38 pm:

    another indicator that the music for the masses is as mindless as it's constituents.......not personally referring to any of you, just the population at large......

    la vita fuck you

By Jinafishes on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 05:45 pm:

    I'm telling you, it was early in the morning..

By Margret on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 06:50 pm:

    My name is Kid Rooooooooock.
    I love the Beastie Boys. Sure Shot has one of the hookiest little riffs ever.
    Sabotage kicks ass.
    High Planes Drifter.
    I like that Limp Bizkit song, and I have no shame about it. I fucking love Faith No More, and kiss my ass if you think this makes you somehow cleverer or better. Be agressive, B-E aggressive, B-E A-G-G-R-E-S-S-I-V-E.
    Mike Patton, however, can't sing in tune live. That's kind of sad. :(
    This may be some kind of cultural thing, 'cause I am essentially white trash, but I hope not. I prefer to think that there are lots of musical experiments that are gonna suck for the most part, and kick ass in some particulars. For example, Biohazard & Onyx off the Judgement Night soundtrack rule, as do Boo-Yaa Tribe and Faith No more, I was generally disappointed with the Sonic Youth/Cypress Hill coupling, and the J. Mascis/Del the Funky Homosapien song is one of my favorite pieces of music ever.
    I also really like the Latin Playboys, but Ricky Martin could channel his crap through my clit 24/7 without getting me off.
    Like Kitty Pryde, city wide, I remain

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 07:07 pm:

    Sonic Youth with Kool mo Dee......."Kool Thing"..that worked....he's tops.....

    on Ice Cube's latest Wat & Peace#1, I believe Kyuss backs him on a particular song thats pretty ok.....shit it may not be Kyuss...I forget...wait..maybe it's Korn....yeah i think thats it......

By Margret on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 07:36 pm:

    Sonic Youth & Chuck D. On Cool Thing.

By Waffles on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 07:55 pm:


By Nate on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:13 pm:

    mike patton not only can sing live, but i SAW HIM STICK A GODDAMN TAMPON UP HIS ASS.

By Margret on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 08:49 pm:

    Well, I imagine that he did it all for the nookie.

By Agatha on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 10:14 pm:

    you are insulting kyuss by calling them korn. i fucking hate korn. kyuss rawk.

By Rhiannon on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 10:52 pm:

    How do you pronounce kyuss? Kigh-uss?

By Friendly on Thursday, August 19, 1999 - 11:16 pm:

    yes ma'am. kyuss is the apex of buttrock. check out "welcome to sky valley". warning: if you have woofers under 15", you will have to turn the bass down. smaller speakers just can't replicate those frequencies. the singer takes a little getting used to but once you do (if you do), you will never, ever find a metal band that will rock your bottom end like kyuss.

By Waffles on Friday, August 20, 1999 - 09:18 pm:

    i dunno Agatha, neither of those bands stick to hard to my memory......

By Semillama on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 05:24 pm:

    You wanna talk rock/rap, how about Dub War? Benji's the king. And never forget "Bring the Noise" collaboration between Public Enemy and Anthrax, that was the absolute shit.

    I also recommend checking out the new Godflesh album, for the fourth track (i think, it's not in front of me), which starts off with the bass line from the "Humpty Dance" then comes in with this great buzzsaw guitar and massive beats.

By Agatha on Saturday, August 21, 1999 - 08:12 pm:

    waffles, i suggest you familiarize yourself. it's well worth your while. try queens of the stone age, too, while you're at it.

By Waffles on Sunday, August 22, 1999 - 01:14 pm:

    .......well i had buddy that i worked with at the record store.....he would get me slanted and he would ditch the stores playlist and work the Kyuss section......and THATS some thick headed metal.....Wales' very own Sabbath-esq .they rock real hard for a 3 piece.

By Friendly on Sunday, August 22, 1999 - 08:53 pm:

    nevermind, i bought myself.

By Idris on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 06:53 pm:

    Russell SIMMONS.
    Is that other guy's name really "Simmins" or is that a joke?

    Confusing Chuck D. with Kool Moe Dee is some of the wackest shit since Kid Rock.

    Hey, anybody ever heard the bass line from "Humpty Dance" before?!

By Swine on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 07:14 pm:

    i haven't heard that song in years, but i'm thinking it's sampled from atomic dog or kneedeep or some other heavy funkmob track.

    digital underground was always big into george.

By Nate on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 09:05 pm:

    the best part of listening to pfunk and spinoffs and prespins is when some chump says "HEY! they stole that line from Freaks of the Industry"

    uh, yeha.

By Nate on Monday, August 23, 1999 - 09:05 pm:

    well, that's not the best part.

    shoot me.

By Semillama on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 07:04 pm:

    no, they best part is when they shoot Fred Durst.

By Jinafishes on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 07:06 pm:

    I did not know that Kyuss is now Queen of the Stone age.

By Agatha on Tuesday, August 24, 1999 - 10:57 pm:

    i went to see neil diamond last night, and my friend shannon shouted out, "bye, neil young!" during the encore. she really thought she was at a neil young show. it was really funny.

    neil rocked, as usual. my hands hurt from clapping so hard.

By J on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 09:29 am:

    I saw Blondie last night,got her autograph,and Heather and I had our picture taken with her.They put on a good show,but man she has put on major weight,and her hair is white in front and grey in back.Even with heels on she came up to about my shoulder,her face is still pretty.

By Waffles on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 10:50 am:

    neil diamond???????????????/..............street signs indoors...........whatever!?!?!?!?!

By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, August 25, 1999 - 12:19 pm:

    Um.. like I saw the U.S. Navy Band perform the 1812 Overture last week on the Ellipse between the White House and the Washington Monument. I had never seen it performed live. Cannons and all.




    Thunderous applause ensued. My ear drums were shot. But a good time, and some microbrewed raspberry beer, was had by all.

By Roguechariotred on Friday, April 9, 2004 - 09:23 pm:

    yo, this is so weird, this conversation ended in like 1991 and i jes found it off google looking for som stuff on the cover of george micheals. and now Queens of the Stone Age had two hits out... weird as anything! personnally, i like the Beastie Boys as The Young and the Useless(the old punk version) and after. really weird...

By Roguechariotred on Friday, April 9, 2004 - 09:23 pm:


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