Evan Williams: Bottom of the the Fifth

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Joe on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 09:06 am:

    Godammit. I wasn't supposed to get drunk today. But since I got drunk as 500 pigs last night---why not? What was I going to be good for today anyway but to send you another fucking email? Besides, it takes an entire two or three days to invoke Dionysus properly "in these modern times" what with so much soul-stultifying bullshit in the air & refractory vibrations of Jenny Jones & Rikki Lake & Jerry Springer & Political Correctness & Jesus Hemorrhoidal Christ . . .

    A poor motherfucker with a three-digit IQ in these sorry braindead times has to double-park his fatass gas-guzzling SUV & kidnap Regis Philbin just to know he's alive, I mean the poor motherfucker, not Regis who is dead dead dead, gotta go.

By Neutroxide on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 10:24 am:


By droopy on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 11:21 am:

    from a journal I found dated 1983. when i was 16

    "Over the weekend, saturday to be exact, I went out drinking with Joe. We were heading toward Pat Hanlon's house to see if he could get us some hard liquor and met up with with Alex. To make a potentially long story short, the three of us went to Juan Gonzaleses house, something I call a ramshackle turquoise cubicle, and went to a liquor store on Hulen to buy some whiskey. We all drove like maniacs, but Alex, in his usual style, drove like more of a maniac than I did. We picked up something called Evan Williams, which is a bargain basement form of Jack Daniels, and got back out cruising. Since I paid for the whiskey, Joe and I got possession of it. During the course of the evening, Pat lost Alex and Juan. Joe and I started drinking the stuff straight. I got drunk and got caught when I went home. I had a severe pain in my stomach that lasted till Tuesday."


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