Destruction of friendships with the opposite sex, thanks to them having found a g/f or b/f Can men and women just be friends?: Destruction of friendships with the opposite sex, thanks to them having found a g/f or b/f

By Javier Saviola on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 08:35 pm:

    Has this often happened to you?

    If so, were you threatened?

    Were you assaulted?

By semillama on Saturday, March 2, 2002 - 11:29 pm:

    Fuck you, you...oh, forget it.

By pamela on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 02:38 am:

    okay, who can find out where the hell this ass eater is posting from?

    Come on, someone post it and then scare the fuck right out of him so he will go away.

By Cat on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 03:36 am:

    British Telecom, Great Britain. He pops up every now and then. I think last time he claimed to be having a major operation which would mean he couldn't post any more. Guess they only removed his cock, and left his fingers :(

By semillama on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 06:47 pm:

    That would be an operation where he wouldn't
    HAVE a post anymore.

By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 06:50 pm:

    The sad thing is that he seems to post without a post : (

By Spider on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 06:58 pm:

    The nail that sticks out must be hammered down.

By eri on Sunday, March 3, 2002 - 07:36 pm:

    I am having a "Serpent Under the Rainbow" memory. Ouch.

By agatha on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 12:13 am:

    i like his posts. at least they are encouraging dialogue.

    go, guy, go!

By Spider on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 08:36 am:

    I agree. This is fun!

By patrick on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 12:22 pm:

    last week, my wife stopped by to see her godson H during the day. He's 4. It was warm out and he was in the kiddie pool.....naked....except for a fireman's helmet. thats brilliant.

    My immediate rhetorical question was.....what happens between his age and adulthood where that kind of freedom is taken away?

    I blame the church.

By Czarina on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 12:24 pm:

    I've always that it was sound advice to shoot the perpetual messenger.

By J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 01:31 pm:

    The church? I blame the pedophiles.

By patrick on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 01:44 pm:

    Im not talking about the crime. Im talking about the shame that has been instilled.

    If H were to dance around in his playpool 10 years from now naked with a firehelmet he would be arrested. what the hell does a pedophile have to do with that? that doesnt make any damn sense.

    you could potentially argue that the psychological shame that the church spawns is one of the many factors that causes pedophila...why does it SEEM like so many catholic priests can't keep their hands off the congregation's children?

By J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 02:11 pm:

    Because they are pedophiles.All I know is I have the cutest picture ever of Jonathon at 6 months old in his bithday suit after a year the studio's won't do it.

By eri on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 03:22 pm:

    I have seen a connection between the shame of nudity and the "more religious" people I have known.

    Example #1~ my ex husband. He would take a diaper and cover Hayley up when she was a baby so I couldn't get any cute little pictures of her in the buff.

    Example #2~ my mother-in-law. When Mikayla was in the hospital, she was way too small for clothes, even preemie clothes didn't fit her until she was about 5-6 months old. We would take polaroids of her in the nursery every chance we got. Most of the time it would have to be when we were changing her diaper because we couldn't hold her. We have all kinds of pictures of her and most of the ones of the first week of her life are of her in the buff. We gave everyone copies of the picture from when she was very first born, not 10 minutes after her birth, when they first put her on the heat table to make sure she was allright and get her ready for the incubator. My mother-in-law said she wished we would have covered her up. My question is why? It isn't like there is anything to be ashamed of. She is a beautiful little miracle.

    Kinda goes along with something my grandfather ran into. He wanted a California License Plate that said 8girls. He had 8 granddaughters and that was what he wanted it to represent. They wouldn't let him have it because it was "too obscene" but they would let him get "ategirls" for his license plate. He ended up getting a license plate that was the initials of all of his granddaughters. 3k2ejam. All because he wanted 8girls instead of ategirls.

By patrick on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 03:36 pm:

    all i know is i wish i had the freedom my little buddy H has now.

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:10 pm:

    then what the hell would your wife do for a living? design fire helmets.

By eri on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:33 pm:

    Patrick, you could have that freedom, just not in public.

By Fridgidbeaver on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:39 pm:

    who said clothes were developed out of shame? it's 5 degrees here. i want more than a fire hemet.

By J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:40 pm:

    I just had my block wall raised to 8 feet so I can garden in the nude.The guy behind me can still see,but that has never bothered me for some reason.

By Fb on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:40 pm:


By The guy behind J on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 04:44 pm:

    it has never bothered me either, but I am starting to go blind. I guess mommy was right

By Cat on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 05:24 pm:

    I wouldn't take nude photos of my ten children. Even little people have a right to privacy until they're old enough to decide for themselves. Then I'll push them into the porn industry, just like Mummy.

By eri on Monday, March 4, 2002 - 05:59 pm:

    I wish I had a backyard with high enough fences that I could run around nude. Something about sex outside. Gotta have it. Besides, what is the point of sunbathing if you have to wear a swimsuit?

By Antigone on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 04:05 am:

    Two words for ya, patrick: nudist colony.

By J on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 04:13 am:

    I had a itsty bitseey yellow polk-a dot bikinni the summer I turned 13,all the dots turned brown,can we say freak?

By eri on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 09:55 am:

    I know a nudist couple who have a huge ranch outside of St. Louis, MO. They love to invite people over to join them in their new hot tub. They also give every guest a bottle of their homemade wine. They are actually a really nice couple, but the thought of seeing them naked is EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

By Platypus on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 01:06 pm:

    There are lots of nudist colonies here, it being mendocino. Unfortunately, most of the people in them are scary and ancient. But it's a neat idea in the summer. I feel sorry for the poor devils in the winter--I mean, it doesn't get that cold here, but cold enough...

By eri on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 01:17 pm:

    Scary ancient nudists in the winter with T.H.O. What a mental picture

By semillama on Tuesday, March 5, 2002 - 02:05 pm:

    You need to take more saunas and get over it.

    No one is sexy when it's 200 degrees.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:28 am:

    There are LOTS of people I hope I never have to see nude.

By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:42 am:

    Czarina, i'm sure you'll agree (since you're a nurse) most people don't look good naked.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:45 am:

    Sometimes they just don't pay us enough for things we have visualize![and touch!!!!!]

By Fb on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:48 am:

    i agree!

By pamela on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:51 am:

    that's funny, I always say I'm the kind of girl who you would think looks good naked until you take my clothes off. Of course, that wasn't true until after I had my son... damn kids...

By Fb on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 12:57 am:

    i remember having to put a catheter in a woman who weighed over 400lbs. i took a couple of nurses with me to help "pull everything out of the way" upon entering the room i stated, 'Indiana Jones enters the temple of doom" i was later reprimanded for my comments.

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:05 am:

    I got stuck between a fat womans thighs once. We were doing a pap,with her up in stirrups,and I was having to use my elbows to keep her thighs apart,and my hands to push up the mound of fat on her abdomen up out of the way,so the doctor could see. All of a sudden I heard him tell her, "Uh,you're gonna feel a slight pinch".

    The speculum broke and pinched the hell out of her tootie,causing her to clamp her thighs TIGHTLY together,and scream like a banshee.

    The doctor had to leave the room cause he was laughing so hard.Said all he could see was a tuft of my red hair sticking up.

    It wasn't a good day.

By pamela on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:07 am:

    (laughing histerically)

    FB, you always make me laugh.

    That is really gross. Over 400 lbs? Yuck!

    Does anyone use Yahoo Messenger? I have a download that makes your smilies go porno, it's really funny. I will email it to anyone who wants it.

By Fb on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:09 am:

    hehehehe, we should get "hazard pay"

By Czarina on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:12 am:

    Sometimes its just not enough money...........

    Gotta go pack.

By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:13 am:

    send it. thanks. gotta go night night now, bye.

By pamela on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 01:13 am:

    no doubt!

    I need more money. I am thinking about getting a waitressing gig at this strip club in the area. As of right now, I am all for it, but I still have to check it out.

By eri on Wednesday, March 6, 2002 - 11:40 am:

    My question would be what was worse, nursing or the clinicals you had to do in school. My best friend had to call me from the hospital one day. She was assigned to this guy, his scrotum was somehow overgrown and literally dragged on the floor. She had to move him to the bed and use a sheet as a sling, and get someone else to help her lift it up to the bed. The guy was really nice about it, but it was so heavy it took two people to lift it. His scrotum weighed about 50lbs, all by itself. She felt sorry for the guy, but couldn't help laughing her ass off and telling people she knew to check him out!!!!

By LoneStranger on Thursday, March 7, 2002 - 07:15 pm:

    I almost busted out laughing in class while reading these fat stories.

    Those were funny.

    Not the fat people. Just the stories.


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