| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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go here, come with me one year, please??? pretty please? with sugar? We'll dance like crazy. |
where's the whip and the coat with tails? |
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ummmmm. . . . . peach? |
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See: I don't wanna be doing school shit I want to be with my man and I want to be on a road trip and i want to be some where else real far away. I want to get the hell loved out of me and just be freaky and beautiful for ever. Told ya so. |
it's like a traslation, almost. i can feel the poetry behind the prose, but you change it so it can be recogtnized. |
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All it takes is recognizing where the poem is in the post. What's great is when it comes from people who don't think they have it in them. I am a horrible poet but I can sure recognize the good stuff in other folks. |
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note to patrick: this is funny because of coincidence, not irony. |
I was just making up stuff to insult you, and all the time I was actually speaking the truth. The humour is in the irony of my falsehood being fact. |
i didn't think you thought you were making stuff up. |
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actually, it just goes to show, richard prior was right all along. doo doo jokes are the shit. |
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sounds too drippy...can i get the onion rings instead? |
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Listen up boyos, you could learn a thing or twelve from Nate's super smooth style. |
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i didn't have a chance to fill out the "survey" but I will be happy to here, if you remind of the questions. |
....i really have to stop this fag hagging thing. I'm even starting to annoy myself here |
the gay test |
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i am 51% gay. hmm. |
I got your zine, pez. |
YAYYY GAY!!!!!!! |
*waves the rainbow flag* |
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i guess it's because i don't wear birkenstocks, and i have never slipped a chick the tongue. damn. |
HA. we all spent five minutes on the measure of nothing. we should be congratulated. |
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i took the women's test, which was very gay of me. |
I thought I was 101% gay. |
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That's very odd. |
I'm in quite the snot now. |
Birkenstocks are well-made sandals popular with hippies, and apparantly, homosexuals. Whenever someone mentions Birkenstocks, a line from a Limbomaniacs song I heard many years ago runs through my head - "I don't wear beads or Birkenstock Sandals" |
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although Bruce Vilanche looks like he'd wear them. |
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Or rather, all lesbians in a 400 mile radius of me wear birkenstocks. They are good shoes, though. Solid, comfy, open, gay...Actually, a lot of lesbians around here wear Tevas, too, now that I think about it. But what are Tevas? Vegetarian birkenstocks. |
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Actually I'd fuck them for their shoes. Nah, I wouldn't really, but I want to perpetuate the myth that I'm a shoe hussy. |
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I am curious though: If lesbians are supposed to wear birkenstocks, then what are gay men supposed to wear? You know? I demand equal time for ridiculous stereotyping! |
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as for gay men & their footwear, i can only guess that their shoes would probably be rather expensive, tasteful & handcrafted from genuine italian leather. with the exception of pilate, who's wearing a pair of sneakers. |
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experience my cheese. |
You know, if you and I combined our resources, we would know everything. |
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if you and i combined our resources, spider, we would know everything you already know plus how to pick a lock. |
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all the lesbians i know are annoying, pathetic individuals who love to be pitied when they fall in love with straight girls for the millionth time.... all of them. i gotta find me some high-quality lesbians. |
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...while we are playing on stereotypes here. |
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what's all this stuff about lesbians and hockey hair, anyway? i keep hearing that mullets are coming back in vogue w/ the lesbian set, but i have yet to see one wearing a mullet. i've seen them wearing buzz cuts, dreds, mohawks, spikes, hippie braids and other freaky do's. but hockey hair? no way. i wear makeup & dresses sometimes...but couldn't really imagine making it w/ someone else who did. unless, of course, it was a guy. |
go pick up any issue of Girlfriends or On Our Backs...chances are you could find it. |
i was just thinking about the weird feeling of kissing people who are wearing makeup. i guess straight guys get used to it, but it's still weird for me. most all of the people i've kissed who were wearing makeup were, in fact, men. lipstick is weird-tasting stuff. |
have. I learned at DEFCON one year. I keep my picks on me all the time. But it means your friends call you at odd hours. But I don't know any lesbians... Not any permanent ones, if that makes sense. |
It only misses the point if you see lesbianism as a fashion statement. I adore my girlfriend who's both gay and girly feminine. Nobody is going to tell her that sucking clit and wearing makeup have any correlation. And who wants to be a walking-talking stereotype? |
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took gym in middle school from one. i think the boygirls, the women with short short boycut hair. genderbending is very cool. dress all the barbies in tuxedoes and kens in wigs and aprons. i think i lost track. listening to spontaneous live recorded coyboy music. |
I mean honestly we've "slept" toghether a few times, but it doesn't mean anything relationship wise or sexually. We'll get drunk together or just hang out, its great. |
i saw the coolest dyke i've ever seen recently. she was ripped. her arms were veiny and buff. she obviously worked construction, big, tan, burly arms and calloused hands. kick ass. |
hal. so, if you were friends with a girl and did lots of things like getting drunk and whatever, you would 'worry' about sex unless you knew she was a lesbian? i don't get it. |
NO!, but it consistantly seems that at my age and at the ages of those slightly older that for some reason always ends up being the same. Personally I could care less one way or the other, but my memory and imagination yesterday were running a bit thin after a days worth of work and couldn't remember any details of shit we've done, you know the kind of shit that would have made Nate jeleous. So I just summerized, poorly I might add, but summerized none the less. |