uhm.....foreign object? Define 'foreign'.

wisper! you have been scarce, lately. how you doin?

Duh.......Wisper........it's like something made in Japan or Taiwan..........

Duh.......Wisper........it's like something made in Japan or Taiwan..........

Oh, my God !!I'm NOT JUST seeing double-I'm writing double, too....Okay, PJ, no more Amaretto for me...........

I heard about a guy that lost a piano up his butt and every time he farted....it played 'Classical Gas', Or if you prefer Lynyrd-'OOOOh,OOOOh, That Smell'. (I know...............)

*PJ rips the Amaretto bottle away from Me....* HAY!!!! No wonder. He's drinking generic Amaretto. You MUST buy DiSorento Amaretto. When will you learn?

From the way you guys sounded on that other message board-I guess-never !!! And all just because I don't have an appendage or a same-sex yearning..........

Hey Me, if you live in Taipei, and you put something in you that says "Made in Tawian" does that still count as a foreign object?

I was strictly speaking of being on American soil as the insertion took place-though I have no objection to standing on soils of other countries....but I would be particularly careful of what I inserted , anywhere..........on my body or on the earth.........

Hi agatha! I'm great, thanks for asking. It's just work work work with me now. But how could I turn away from such an enchanting topic? hee hee hee.... And now, back to our regularly scheduled message board:

p.s. first there was...What's in your pockets? then came.........What's in your fridge? next.........What's in your anal cavity? ????????

my thumb. been there all day. i'm on vacation, ya see.

Wait a minute Agatha. I'm confused. Is your thumb in your pocket, your fridge or your anal cavity?

you decide.

Perhaps she uses one cavity for all three things............?

Well, if your on vacation, it must be in the refrigerator.

Unless she took some work home with her---then it would be in her pocket..........

a hint: i don't have any pockets on today.

is that the same thumb you use to make latkes?

MMM-MMM-GOOD !!!.........

i'll wash my hands, i promise.

i am presently suffering from cranial rectal syndrome.

Yeah, well, that's no excuse. Where the F#&*#'s my dope?!

Please tell me you're not wearing that God awful smock without the pockets again Agatha. I thought we convinced you to throw that old rag away.

i'm wearing a flowered shift with the pockets ripped off. the buttons are actually snaps designed to look like pearlescent buttons. the hem is coming unsewed, and droops in the back. it is relatively sheer, which means you can see my stained men's bvd briefs underneath, with the hem folded over a couple of times. i am also wearing ped socks that only come to my lower ankle, with pink pompoms on the back of the heel. my black and white rubber adida sportslides complete the look. i am smoking a generic cigarette, and drinking instant coffee from a chipped mug with an auto parts logo on it.

Aggie.......?? what are your bvd Men's briefs stained with .....???

*pj's mouth is still zipped*

STILL, No comment......PJ,Luv........

man marks. yuck.

Oh, YUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK !!!!

*smirk* I really don't wanna go here, but... ok... I'm going... will someone hold my hand? Liam? Pete? Um... Men can't be the only sex afflicted with this occurance. I mean, atleast ONE sex I know has a particularly icky spell once a month. *G*

Okay Agatha, now I know that most readers want to know what brand of instant coffee you're drinking, but I want to know, and Me will back me up on this, what brand of man stained your BVD's? And do they carry him at Wal-Mart?

And, while you're at it, Agatha, under just what circumstances did he happen to stain your bvd men's underwear.......or were they HIS underwear, he stained them, ripped them off, tossed them to you and said,"Here-you wear them !"

you all understand that i made that whole thing up, don't you? i hope so.

ROFLMAO! There ya go crushing everyone's vivid imaginations Aggiepoo. :-)

and you must admit-we DO have vivid imaginations!!

boy, y'all were starting to make me very very nervous. it scares me that you all just accepted that description so easily. shit.

by the way, i don't smoke. cigarettes. and you couldn't force me to drink instant coffee. although cold nescafe with vanilla ice cream is pretty good, now and again.

we're also very gullible.........

No, you're making that up!

Okay,then, maybe I am................

*giggle*

*giggle*

*out loud*? like, GOL?

haha... Cute, Carl.

Carl has a lot of *GOL* saying that !!!

ha!

I feel used. Speaking of stained BVDs, I had a friend who was travelling in Turkey when he got the runs and ruined a pair of BVDs and shorts that he liked. Instead of throwing them out, he wrapped them in a plastic bag and stuck them in his suitcase. On the way home to London, while chaning planes in Sofia (I'm not making this up), someone stole his luggage! This Bulgarian probably thought he was getting some rich Brit's luggage packed with valuables and all he got was some very soiled clothing.

But what happened to that Turkey that your friend was travelling with? I'll bet he cooked him and ate him. Cannibals! My BVDs are never stained. Probably because I wear Jockey boxer briefs (....hey Whet - have you tried them out yet?)

Hmmmmm. I wear Jockey box briefs too. What else do you wear?

Wow. I wear Jockey Boxer Briefs too. Quite comfy.

nothing else....just that. But I wear them on my head. Try it sometime....

Hmmmm. I'd like to see that. :-)

I don't get it. Where else would you wear your boxer shorts besides on your head? Duh.

This is a freaky sorta place... I think I like :o)

hello maisyday. be sure to stop by the gift shop for our complete line of souvenirs that can be inserted rectally. for example, the small jar that reads "sorabji.com" when you are x-rayed. there is also one that says "nate was here." but you can't just buy that, you have to earn it.

ugh.

I happened to have a friend who worked as an x-ray tech as well. She once confided to me that it is indeed true that some folks have a bizarre imagination when it comes to anal insertion. She said that one fella had come in saying that he had been doing a hazing ritual for one of the frat houses here in Tacoma, and that it had gone very badly; It seems that he had a gerbil stuck in there and the string that was tied to the tail came off! of course they had actually sowed the eyes and the mouth shut, but unfortunately, no one had thought that the direction of the hair was going to be a problem. This still stands as one of the alll time most disgusting stories I've ever heard and you can tell your friends that you heard it here first! By the way, isn't it funny the way that most of these stories involve lab techs in hospital smocks?

The cat will not stop breathing on my hand! It's driving me crazy!! I tried moving him and sliding him over or just pointing him in another direction, but everytime I reach for the mouse I can feel his cold breath on the back of my hand and it's so Annoying. why is he doing this to me?

Maybe he's a dadgum weasel. I tell ya, them weasels are makin' my life a living hell. Always poppin' up, lookin' at me with those beady little eyes, laughing about the oatmeal incident. Damn weasels. Hate 'em.

Yeah, Chakdor. It's called Felching. I learned about it in middle school. We had a special word for it. Super Subission. Just something to call it. It became joke fodder for a while, you know how middle school is. Usually you use a toilet paper roll for it. I read this horribly biased book. The author must have been one crazy homophobe, he had a party on the why people are gay chapter. That doctors see it all the time, and know the routine, "they like sticking anything up there for pleasure. One time I had a patient with a light bulb. It was dangerous."

I knew this guy once who had a scphinterectomy, where they made him a bigger asshole than he was to begin with. Poor chap! But better than a gerbil in his butt, I'd say, even if the little nipper had his mouth sewn shut. Sweet Jeezzuss, Mahatma, what kind of rodent killers are those x-rays techs?? And weasels are just way cool - like prairie dogs on a hot afternoon. Now thar's sumthin for stuffing...I had a schizoweasel once. But only once.

Why would somebody have an operation to make their asshole bigger?

My anal cavity? I don't have any cavities! I brush and floss three times a day!

Then how do you poop?

u are all fucked upfreaks

Normal, how do YOU poop?