THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
---|
Fuck that, tonight is a night for Rufus Wainwright. Not just because his oh-so tragic 40's lounge singer style is just what I need right now, but because (like me,) he also has an affinity for beautifull teenage junkie boys from Montreal who love a green 7-leaved plant more than they could ever love another person. So pass the jose' cuervo swine, tonight we're drinking to the loss of the last real chance to get laid before the next millenium. I will maintain that it was just a crush. so i will walk, without care beat my snare look like a man who means business go to all the poshest places, with the farmiliar faces, terminate all signs of weakness... all for the sake.... all for the sake of a foolish love I will take my coffe black never snack hang with the wolves who are sheepish flow through the viens of town always frown me and my mistress the princess... oh all for the sake... all for the sake of a foolish love so the day Noah's Ark floats down park my eyes will be simply glazed over, or better yet, I'll wear shades on sunless days and when the sun's out I'll stay in and slumber... all for the sake... all for the sake of a foolish love |
and getting laid is relatively easy. feel free to get as jose'd as you wanna. good luck with finding another meatboy to ride your meatmobile. i'll have my voodoochile cast some good juju in your general direction. |
I know! Let Swine hook you up w/Monkeyboy. Seriously. He's Swine's boy -- how bad cd he be? |
you have no idea. besides, that could be statutory rape. the monkeyboy is pushing 31 and i take it wisper is still in her teens. that boy's got enough problems as it is. |
Monkeyboy is just my right age. |
And by 'how bad'/I didn't mean bad in the pejorative sense. I meant if you hang w/Monkey Boy/at least she knows he won't be 1) boring 2) broke 3) a guy who prefers reefer to nookie |
i find a woman's plight to get laid seemingly futile, since there are so many guys who will take on any woman with a pulse and some warmth.....though i avoided the dating game by getting married early, am I not correct in making this judgement about the male species |
|