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By Jinafishes on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 03:35 pm:

It's hilarious as hell, I don't know what motivated 'little billy' to do it, but you've got to see it. http://www.wgn.net/~apenaut/littlebill.html

And then when you're done looking at that, you can look at the evils of kids all around using Jar jar as a dildo and just how evil Pikachu is. It's on there somewhere http://www.landoverbaptist.org

By Pamela on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 05:22 pm:

I really, really hated Jar Jar Binks.

By Jinafishes on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 05:56 pm:

Yeah me too, he needed to be killed by one of those droids in that droid war you know? I mean the chances of a dumbass like that out in battle staying alive is slim to none. I think I'd be protesting that instead of protesting to get rid of him altogether, he really didn't have many lines after that either.

By Waffles on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 06:19 pm:

you people are heathens....Jar Jar was a loveable although slimy, huggable addition to the starwars cast, damn you all to hell and back

By Rhiannon on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 06:25 pm:

I know I already said this, but the crummiest thing about that movie was that nothing was scary! Stormtroopers were scary! Those droid thingies...please.

Darth Vader = scary as hell. He gave me nightmares the first time I saw Star Wars (all right, so I was 5...you know what I'm saying)

Darth Maul = like a 36-year-old 7-11 cashier at a Halloween party. Just didn't cut it.

By Semillama on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 07:04 pm:

hee hee!

Try this if you haven't:

http://www.jarjarmustdie.com

By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, September 15, 1999 - 07:10 pm:

I'm going to try this one more time. Go here for a parody of Brittany Spears.......

http://www.angelfire.com/or/Sumthin/index.html

By Jinafishes on Thursday, September 16, 1999 - 12:00 pm:

I think if Obi Wan and his boy tried hard enough, they could probly tell enough yo mama jokes to hurt Darth Maul's feelings. That would have been fucking hilarious. Not the jokes, but the tear in Darth Maul's eye.

God now I feel like a Sadist.

By Lorenzo on Saturday, February 26, 2000 - 05:30 am:

Boba Fett. The best.

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