i had the rare experience of stimulating my boyfriend by sticking my finger in his asshole (which is where you trigger the prostate) he seemed to like it and it made him moan with delight.. even I liked it :)

Really? I always use canteloupe and epoxy glue....

guys like it... you should try it! it's actually considered the male 'g' spot.. and it makes them incredibly hard. (why do you think gay men like to get the hump on all the time? *laughs*)

I'd try it if it didn't sound so fucking WRONG.... I like sex just the way it is... Although right now thats nothing, but hey I'm being patient, which is tough for someone like me to do.

y'know, if you're not getting any, you might as well hit up the sperm bank. They'll pay you if you can keep your hands off yourself for a couple weeks before you go in. They're advertising like crazy here. Their ads always have this huge sperm with dollar signs for eyes.

can you scan that? I think the picuture in my head can't do that description justice. Hal - any luck with the cd and stuff yet?

http://dirtyredcommie.com/images/sperm_donor_ad.jpg There you go, moonit.

Moonit, the EAGLE HAS LANDED... The package is her, and i must say, KIWI MUSIC ROCKS. I wish I had the full version of that song though, I'll have to napster it up... And I'm making your compilation right now, actually... Twill be good stuff I promise.. And TBone as for the spearm thing, I dont' think there is a Sperm bank in Billings. But hey I could use the cash.

what are they doing with all that sperm? weird experiments? why 'minors encouraged?' seems pretty creepy. there were always signs up in the dorm where i stayed first year. they asked for eggs and offered a lot of money....but they had a lot of requirements. it was so much money, like thousands, that i started thinking about what that would mean. they [it seemed like couples looking to make specific kinds of babies, maybe to fit in with their family] would interview you...spend time thinking about whether you were good enough..... i wondered what it would be like to know that they would raise a child that was physically half you. someone told me that they harvest a LOT of eggs and that women have a limited amount which could be bad if you want children in the future....someone else later disagreed...do any of you know?

yea, i can read....minority....dumbass....

slack.

Well, there's an essay apparently with this thing, but it's anonymous (no interviews with clients). Women do have a limited number of eggs, but I don't know about the rest... I was under the impression that it would be highly unusual to run out of them in a lifetime under normal conditions.

TBone,that ad is classic art!A trip to my local graphics shop,and thats going up on my bathroom wall.Sometimes treats come from unexpected sources.

An old girlfriend tried pulling the finger up the ass routine while we were fucking once....I didn't care for it, personally-----but I'll admit it may be because she took me by surprise.... I wormed my thumb up another ex's asshole while I performed cunnilingus on her----she didn't seem to mind.....

"wormed my thumb" a friend of mine and i were talking about terms and words that would be totally wrong to use when talking dirty to another person. "hey nice crotch! wanna see my weiner? we can bone eachother right here on my couch while i worm my thumb up your ass as I munch your snatch!" i'm hot.

It upsets me to hear someone ask if you want to bump uglies, too sexy.Not.

i think egg donation is an elaborate process. I mean they cant exactly shove a finger in your ass, poke around and out pops the egg like they can with sperm extraction should that months Playboy in that cold office not do the trick. Its a surgical procedure than can be painful, and very specific conditions must apply, and its only an option during certain times of the month. When we were broke 20 year olds, the wife looked into it. i actually had a very very very very very gay dream last night. very very very very vivid, but the thing is nothing happened. but there was a lot of prep work.

Having gay dreams is a good omen. Always. The old finger up the ass routine. Is this a trick question? Have I ever put my finger up someone's ass? Heh. Truth is, though, I actually don't do that sort of thing very often. I know it's supposed to be some kind of gay stock-in-trade, but I'm more of handjob kinda guy. And oral. But I'm also willing to go to some pretty weird lengths to get someone off. After playing the field for a while you might accidentally end up getting more than your finger up someone's backside. What the hell. Life's short. Live a little.

yeah it was strange pilate.....i was at this gathering, fow who knows what, with many unidentified people....and well the wife was there, but in the space, off to the side, there was this guy....its hard to describe him, but he was kinda dark, buff and had a huge cock, and he was there to fuck me, as sort of like a service, we went about it like it an oil change, meaning the preparations. he was supposedly an expert, his cock was engineered to plug male ass. we spent an elaborate amount of time preping his weiner, he didnt like condoms but he had this thing, he said it was a condom for pregnant women, much thinner and barely noticable, and there was the discussion if my bum was cleaned. it went round and about, distractions, the wife was there helping me out, like this was some sort of rite of passage. very strange dream, there was tons more to it, but thats the jist of the gay part.

As opposed to the jism of the gay part.

That sounds like the world's coolest dream. A huge-cocked guy ready and willing to drill your ass as a rite of passage. Yeah. And to think that I dreamed about fishing last night. I don't dream about studs often enough. Fortunately, I've got the real thing lying next to me now so I can get some whenever my perverse little heart fancies it. Getting pumped up the ass, for me, WAS a rite of passage. But it wasn't done very nicely. I was a teenager. I didn't really have any major clue about what was happening to me. But it can be done graciously. A kinder, gentler assfuck. I'm not really into the whole anal thing. Never have been. But if I end up in a situation that calls for it, I'd certainly rather be the active partner than passive. I generally refuse having anything to do with the passive role. There is some kind of extreme submission, to me, in allowing someone to do that to you. Submission isn't my strong suit.

thats one of the myths of homosexuality, more times than not, gay men don't take it in the bum, they most often prefer oral to anal.

that's not my recollection of prison. i've been wondering about something. i've periodically had the opportunity to view a picture of men with huge ass tulips. giant gaping windows to the colon. portals through which you could drive a compact car. how do you get to this state? is that a side effect of fistfucking? eating poodles with your ass? i'm just wondering if anyone knows. no, actually, i'm specifically asking the gay people because i know your kind have perverse hedonisitic orgies with human sacrafices and poodle eating contests.

Ass tulips?? Christ, now there's a band name. Last poodle eating contest I attended turned out to be a jolly good time. About a dozen of us buttfucked the poodle just prior to roasting it on a spit. The human sacrifice paled in comparison. After stabbing the poor brute with a sharpened dildo we cut him open and snorted cocaine off his still-beating heart. Ass tulips. Man, you've gotta be kidding. I don't know nothing 'bout no ass tulips. Honest.

My poodle would probably take about 1.5 hours on a rotisserie. But you'd definitely have to marinade him a bit, cause he's kinda wiry. I think I have a recipe somewhere for cajun poodle thighs. There was this great page, People Against Poodles, with all sorts of tasty recipes that all started "first, skin the little blighter".

is that anything like godhatesfigs.com?

http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3380 try this.

God Nate. I'd so do you. I think everyone has been having sex dreams lately patrick. I'd blame it on the moon or something but I think we're all just a bunch of horny (another non-sexy word) little tykes lately. I dreamed I was this girl. She was dominating me..and it was the same sort of thing..like we had worked out a deal or something and it was purely professional. She tied my hands behind my back and was trying to get me off with the bottle opener part of my corkscrew. (It made sense in the dream..I swear) Thing is..this all took place in front of my apartment which was on a main street. I remember trying to be affectionate, rest my head on her knee or something but then feeling like this really was a buisness deal... weird. I don't have dreams like that often enough.

yeah the thing i never got plowed by this guy, and as far as cocks go he was flawless.....and he was rather non-chalant about it...like he was there to fix the TV

Wow Nate, that picture was.. weird? *laughs*.. i've never seen someones asshole as stretched out as that one. I've heard of how you can relax the muscles, but i didn't think they could become 'that' relaxed! Okay I have to seriously check that site out. I'm going to give you guys this messed up links.. http://www.sickmotherfucker.com/ this is just a site in case you've never seen it before http://www.bangedup.com and there's the link to a picture that just looks weird.. and yes, it's an ass.. http://www.bangedup.com/archives/balonbaffoon.jpg Nates picture reminded me of a picture that's on that site(sickmotherfucker), except it's a girl shitting into another girls mouth. Almost makes a person want to lose his lunch, either that or chomp down on a fresh pile of poo. And if it's chomping you're thinking of, then hmm.. *laughs* because i'm not really sure it'd be a 'good' thing, ya know.. like martha stewart always says! alright.. enough of this bull'crap'! see ya

No Cris, I'm not sure what martha stewart always says about chomping down on a fresh pile of poo. Must've missed that episode. I'm sure she served it nicely though.

Its funny I always dream of women... Is there something to be said thats wrong about this practice???

Hal, if I were you, I'd seek professional help about those dreams, with not a moment to lose.

martha doesn't say anything about eating crap.. she's always saying 'and that's a good thing.' after she makes her dishes of whatever goobily gock she has planned out. And really, what is her deal? That woman has it good. And shouldn't she be a fat blimp by now? She makes all this good looking food (How does she 'not' eat it?) Maybe she 'does' eat it and just barfs it up afterwards (she has to keep her girlish figure folks *laughs*) or maybe she gives the scraps to her servants... And another thing, is she a lesbian? I think i'll just leave that up for question, because i DON'T want to know... And since i'm feeling like discussing weird crap... what the hell is up with the stupid teletubbies? Did anyone ever stop to think about what damage those dancing blobs of color are doing to the poor children who watch them? What about the parents who have to watch the children go through the torment of watching the dancing blobs with the psychotic baby in the sun giggling like a fruit bat on crack cocaine?!?!?! All I have to say is the people who make that show much be smoking something really good when they sit down to write that shit! And whatever it is, I WANT SOME! And maybe, just maybe, if you gave martha some of it too she'd lighten up and stuff her fucking face with the double chocolate rocky road cake with chocolate frosting and nuts (made from scratch of course!) that she baked for 'her' psychotic show that MILLIONS tune into everyday! (I'm beginning to think martha and teletubbies are just cults waiting to happen *laughs*) *ponders starting a cult* Eh, I'd rather just pick my nose.. Well, that's about all for now... I just wanted to discuss those topics.. And now i'm gone like an elephant on prozac trying to deal with his whore of a mother and incestual sister (who had sex with her 'other' brother last saturday) and lets not forget gramma is addicted to crack!

Hey,go easy on grandma's on crack!!!!!!

yeah, the poor bag needs to get loaded once in a while! *laughs*

Slow your roll, Cris. You're gonna run out of things to "What's up with that" about pretty soon. And watch it about the Telletubbies Cult. You just watch it. We've got more power than you could ever imagine.

disturbing... no?

I am proud to say that my father was some guy who jacked off at the right time and the right place and got paid for it.

Was he a Telletubbie? The purple one? Did you get his lovely eyes?

You know the first guy who played BARNY, the cute loveable child molesting dinosaur, died of a brain embablysm cause from a little incident he had with some Jack Danials and some CRACK... And don't get me fucking started on Teletubbies... I mean what the hell is wrong with the cartoons my generation was watching Huh??? GI Joe, Mask, Transformers, Voltron(Which might I add was the original fucking power rangers), Scooby Doo, Loony Toons... Jesus, get the kids to day on some of that stuff, its good for them, I mean look what it did to me.

Hell, Voltron and the power rangers are all part of a Japanese cartoon genre. Look at Battle of the Planets, a Voltron precursor. That new Transformers cartoon, the one that's all computer graphics, that's pretty good. Jackie Chan Adventures and the new X-men cartoon are also decent. But, damn, everything else is ome take off on Pokemon!

i liked Starblazers.....

Let me tell you something about "Teletubbies"....when you're on hallucinogens, that shit becomes high art!!!!!!!! Even better (altho far less coherent) than those old Sid & Marty Krofft shows.... They need to bring back "Sifl & Ollie", tho---that was prime getting-fucked-up entertainment. I'm pretty old-school when it comes to anime---"Kimba the White Lion", "Gigantor", "Astro Boy".... "Dragon Ball Z" is the shit, if you have the gumption to follow the complicated plots & shitstorms of characters..... CNN and "The 700 Club" are great cartoons----especially if you're a masochist.....

If you want great anime, "The Legend of Escaflowne" is the shit.

Ghost in the Shell, Limited Edition Directors Cut Widscreen with subtitles.... Now thats anime, although they were both produced by Manga. I really want to see "The Legend of Escaflowne" I just can't find it any where.

I'm still trying to comprehend that ass picture,is that blood or poo? And the whole shape of the ass is strange,it's an odd ass.

J... Don't think too hard about it you'll give your self a fucking brain embylism...

Hey Pug, I agree with that they should bring back Sifl and Ollie! Those sock puppets ruled! Cartoons and shows these days are just plain stupid! My favorite cartoons came from the 80's! Holy crap! Did anyone ever used to watch Zoobilie Zoo???? I've been trying to find some websites to that show, but no such luck.. That show was freaky! But i loved it! Weird people dressed as animals freaked me out a bit! But it was pure entertainment! Hmm.. What are some other shows i used to watch in the good ole 80's.. My Little Pony Tales, Care Bears, Gumby, Pinwheel, Reading Rainbow, Out of This World, You Can't Do That on Television, Fraggle Rock, Fun House, Night Court, Punky Brewster, Pee Wee! And soooo much more.. Anyone ever remember the show with the Whammies? Anywhoooo... I love the 80's! peaaaace!

every now & then, usually when i'm tripping, i get in the mood to see old hanna-barbera cartoons. the reaaalllly bad shit. the cream of the crap. the herculoids. thundarr the barbarian. atom ant. squiddley diddley. hillbilly bears. shazann. the perils of penelope pitstop (& anything else that paul lynde, my lord & saviour, might've done voiceovers for). you know, the kind of shit you can find chronicled here: http://w3.nai.net/~wingnut/Hanna_Barbera.html other stuff that fried my brain: ANYTHING by sid & marty krofft. the banana splits. cecil & beanie. terrytoons. for a contemporary mindfuck, i recommend getting knee-dragging stoned & popping in a "bananas in pajamas" video. you'll either laugh your fucking guts out or start screaming & never stop.

That sounds so good right now.

i second that motion and i love the jetsons! i always wanted to be like them when i was young! i wanna live like them too!!!!!

wow, i was checking out that site that nate posted earlier... here's some weird pics i found on the site... this one shocked me and made me almost pee my pants laughing http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3383 and this one weird too http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3381 and may i just say that nate I LOVE THIS SITE! i like disturbing things.. and this is one of those.. if you have any more.. send them my way!!!

oh man, here's another one that made me laugh! old people need it too ya know!http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3337

e-gads... how disturbing is this??!?!?!?http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3315

i always thought muppet babies was good after a night of hard tripping.

that sounds good. & if you're into recent kiddie TV fare, try tripping to "rollie pollie ollie" on the disney channel. it'll just melt your brain. & never underestimate the power of the "bozo super sunday show" to cripple a room full of derelicts. pug & i were converted to the bozo show after a long night of profound intoxication. we were laughing...but out of a sense of pure cosmic horror. there are moments when things seem so patently fucked up that all you can do is sit there & laugh like some kind of deranged baboon.

No the best show to watch while tripping is the Flintstones. I mean everytype of episode. The celebraty episodes, and just the regular ones too.. Also scooby-doo, but that show kicked ass anyway.

i just don't do that anymore. i've done enough damage to my brain. these days i'm at war with my liver. the muppet babies theme song sets the scene: "when you're room looks kind of weird, and you wish that you weren't there. just close your eyes and make-believe and you can be anywhere."

i just don't do that anymore. i've done enough damage to my brain. these days i'm at war with my liver. the muppet babies theme song sets the scene: "when you're room looks kind of weird, and you wish that you weren't there. just close your eyes and make-believe and you can be anywhere."

somebody erase that.

anybody.

Jesus, Cris, where do you find that crap? I just woke up -- not a pleasant way to start the day.

it was from the page that nate posted earlier... i was just scoping it out and found them... i've never laughed so hard in my life.. i have hours of fun on that site :) i'll keep you posted when i find new ones!

you're too good to us.

was that sarcasm? although i did find another funny one...but at the same time disgusting.. enjoy http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=3282

would you cut that out. you can't post obnoxious pics around here without first posting a pic of yourself, ideally in a promiscuious pose. We've all had to do it, so it seems you have nestled quite well here, so on with the ass pics sister.

goddamnit.

Yeah fuck Cris, I though we had explained procedure... ALRIGHT, who didn't explain procedure to this girl, damnit I did it to the last newbie, its not my turn...

eek! what did i do wrong? i don't know anything. what's the procedure!! someone tell me before i jump off a clif

it did say cliff

who the hell do you think you are?

Yeah fuck, shit, dammit, ass, rape, monkey, fucking, cocksmoking, salad tossing, shit eating, fun fucking, damn dude... Come on get with the program... (ps: just fucking with ya.)

eat a dick cris welcome

Don't apologize, hal. Ruins the effect.

Well FUCK I'm SORRY FOR RUNING THE EFFECT... CHRIST, I CAN'T DO ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT AROUND HERE... FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!!!! Why doesn't some one just kick me in the fucking head?

Ass. You're apologizing again.

Your right... And you know what... I'm NOT sorry.

am i suppose to be frightened? and WHERE is aunty em when you need the bitch?!?!?! will someone PLEASE tell me what's going on here?!?!?!?! heh.

You're not in Kansas,anymore.

no. remember the labyrinth. worms can talk, and owls turn into david bowie. not to mention the odd multiple theriomorph. here's a tip: if this place drives you sane, wear dark clothes and jump in and out of the way of cars. scares them shitless and makes for a good laugh.

My revenge maneuvers are usually implemented utelizing subversive techniques.I bide my time,and put together a little psychological profile,so I know where their weakest spot is,and thats where I strike. I especially derive pleasure,if I can get them to tell on themselves.

ooooh,sorry wrong thread.Thats suspossed to be under The Cruelest Catagory.

haha. the jewelry people are afraid of me. because i grin.

I just pick up at the point of someone's arguement about something thats the weekest and exploit it.

i just fuck 'em in the ass.

i create a prank...sometimes i say mean things (not always intentional). i remember once ringing up some baby clothes for a woman, asking "when's the baby due?" her answer? "right there, in the stoller." oops.

hey pez, you like the finger in your ass?

And so the conversation turns......

i'm afraid that's an experience that i currently lack any and all knowledge of. ask me when i have a boyfriend.

thats an experience you got too try out,cause a lot of boyfriends gonna demand that,im sorry but that is human nature!!! all the way from norway.

most everyone has a finger and an asshole. you don't need a mate. just a finger and an asshole

whatever. i have a finger, i have an asshole; i have better things to do than masterbate. posting arguements with you, for example.

the glory of it all is that you can do both at the same time. well, i guess it's a little hard to masturbate with a finger up your ass and post at the same time. shit. nevermind.

id' masturbate, finger an all day over arguing with nate as much as i like the fucker..i like myself a lot more.

Here you go, Pez...

Thanks for the link,I had been too busy diddling myself to post today,maybe that link can help me too.

Thats wonderful... Everyone needs a one handed keyboard for all the wonderful things one must do while posting... Somehow I wasn't quite thinking of masturbation in that, but I suppose it could be one thing to do with a one handed keyboard. I was thinking more of coffee.

how about foot typing? i'd love to be able to eat ice cream from the carton and type at the same time.

Yeah... You know a long time ago I got a regual NES for christmas, and it was new on the market then... I was psyched... any way I got three games. Super Mario Bros. (the double pack with duck hunt included) Contra, and Zelda... I was ok with all of them, Great with Contra, and I kinda sucked at Zelda... My father on the other hand didn't like to play any game but zelda. What was odd about this however is my father is missing a finger. He found it really hard to hold the controler, so he started playing with his toes... He beat the original Legend Of Zelda with his toes, and he hasn't touched a game system since. I want to see him beat Ocorina Of Time with is toes, wimp.

that kicks ass. i tried to play the piano with my toes once, but they don't have the same dexterity that my fingers do. but i only tried for like 10 minutes.

Yeah, I was impressed and still am to this day... Because I played the original Zelda the other day, took me two days to beat it. But still I'm an expierenced gamer now, and it was still a tough game.

i've never been one for video games...never had any of those consoles...but i got a high score on the simpsons once, at the portland ice cream parlor (i think it has another name now) playing lisa. i need to get a bunch of people together for a huge card game. that'd be fun.

hm. i just remembered the hours i spent in smokey rooms playing drunken spades. i miss my liverkill days of yon.

Videogames saved my life.

on the band bus...playing hearts and mau for hours...that's the only way to go to sanfran with 100+ people.

I am one of the aliens that shoved that probe up Cartman's ass. You know what? I think he liked it. Humans beware, this year, we aliens have new probes to use! They are the size of small poodles with razor blades on the sides... Oh, don't worry, we will use plenty of lube.

so for the adults among us; ICE CHARGED SPECIALS. ram a lump of ice up his ass when he is coming. hold a lump of ice below his balls when he is coming. HOT LOVE eat a chili pepper just before a blow job. sprinkle black pepper on your finger and put it in his ass. WET ONES. get a woody in the bath and hold her underwater when you are coming. get her to hold you under water when you are coming hold her underwater whend she is coming. FOODIE FADS Rub raw egg into his ass, pour soda water over it and slap him hard on the ass cheeks. Try it you wont believe what happens! eat a banana from her pusss. eat a grape from his ass (make sure its not a hemeroid) QUICKIES. on the back of a bus in a phone booth in your sisters bed with your brother in your sisters bed with your brother and your sister in your parents bed. nah, not the obvious one. ENJOY!

The obvious one: with Gordo's ma and pa in Gordo's bed while Gordo sits tied up and watching. Hold Gordo underwater while pa comes on Gordo's backside.

Tried it. The phone always rings and no one can agree who should answer.

That's what voice mail is for: "Hi, I can't come to the phone right now, my dad is simultaneously drowning me and splooging all over my back..."

Reached a compromise. Next time the old man gets horny we disconnect the phone and use the cable for binding cord. Thanks

I have never stuck my finger up someone's ass. Being that my ass is exit only, there has never been a finger stuck up mine either.

Hye, you wouldn't be that Gordo who roleplays a pixie, would you? The commercial with the worms that sing and get mowed over for PS2 just came on. I love that ad.

Nope, that would not be me. Sorry.

After I had my oldest daughter, I went to the doctor for my 6 week check up and she tried to stick her finger up my ass to see if the stiches were healing right she said. Sorry my ass is exit only, and anyone I am close to is the same way. I take that personally. Of course, being in theater, I think against the norm. That's allright. I don't need fingers up the ass to confirm or deny my sexuality. I have had a little too much wine tonight. Can you tell?

I dunno. Is your finger up your ass?

"Sorry my ass is exit only, and anyone I am close to is the same way." Guess we're not going to be close buddies then :( And I was sooo hoping we could trade girlie secrets and lipsticks and Trace and stuff.

my dog has some lipstick you might like to try.

Not if it's the lipstick your dog wears when he smackeroos up to your big fudgesicle.

no, it's not that lipstick. it's another lipstick.

My ass is user friendly.

dave, stop! you're embarrassing trucker.

I did. LS

My finger wasn't up my ass, I was just a little loose with my tongue (go ahead, I walked into that one) Cat, you misunderstand my meaning. I never said that I wouldn't be close to someone who likes things up their ass, I just am not close to anyone into that right now. I am all for diversity in sexuality so long as it isn't mine. I do have more than enough lipsticks though :) Unfortunately I am too open to actually have girlie secrets, I just blab.

For the record, I myself have put my finger in someone else's ass by request.

Thank you for sharing that with us.

I just gotta ask...did you sniff it?

and just how long did your mom ask you to keep it there?

Your a pig. Your mean. Your nasty. Sem is gonna have your hide. I look forward to watching.

Dani sounds like a voyer. LS

Pizzle<<<<<<<<<<<<,bending over. waiting.

Go fizzle your schizzle, Pizzle. Only Swine gets to make comments about Sem's Mummy, since he owns her ass.

Pizzle's mom is actually the only mom on record Swine refuses to own, saying that she really depreciates al the other moms in his stable. Said something about how she made the Venetian canals smell like rose water compared to her sweat.

Not surprising really considering she died of lung cancer last December is it?

Well I'm sure wherever she is, she'd be very proud of her little Pizzle. Offering accommodation to homeless pricks is a real community service.

shes in the freezer out in the garage. shes coming out for her birthday next monday.

Are you planning on sticking your finger up her ass? Do you still have your finger up yours?

Too cold to give her the finger. Will just settle with tongue in her cold mouth.

Um, according to dictionary.com, there is no such word as voyer. Being that I have no clue what it means, I cant reply till you tell me what it means LS. When I think of the word voyer, the only thing that comes to mind is something to do with porno stuff. I dunno. Actually, I'll just make it easy with a simple reply. If telling me that I sound like a voyer is a bad thing, my reply would just be fuck you. If it's a good or nice thing, than thank you. D

*shakes head* well dani, of course there is no such word as "voyer". not only did homeboy mispell it, you are too dense to realize he mispelled it, muchless to even know what it means. its called voyeur and it means one who likes to watch others for sexual gratification.

That sure is some sense of humor you got there Patty. Apparently, you were to dense to realize that I knew he mispelled it and thats why I made the porn comment because I knew what he meant and what it means. Soooo, who's the stupid one now big mouth?

Furthermore, I would much rather participate than observe. After all, thats what makes a slut a slut...righto???

Damn. I should have just used a dictionary. It wouldn't have been too hard... www.m-w.com is at my fingertips. But alas.... It's too late now. Dani: "Your a pig. Your mean. Your nasty. Sem is gonna have your hide. I look forward to watching." Obviously, you like to WATCH sometimes... :) LS

Thats not what I meant by that statement LS. When I said I looked forward to watching, I meant I looked forward to seeing Sems witty and funny reply to that idiot Pizzle person. Sem usually comes back with some funny shit and thats what I was looking forward to watching. Dont worry about the spelling...I cant spell for shit most of the time. Wanna see some SUPER bad spelling?? Go read some of Patty's crap. My 11 year old spells better than him. I now understand why you made the "voyer" comment and I see there was no sarcasm intended. So thumbs up to your sense of humor! D

Dang! and here was eye freshly showered waitin for bubba to come an' ream my sweet cheeks. So all I'm gonna get is a spellin bee then?

With any kinda luck you'll get run over by a bus.

Only if it mistook his ass for a repair shop and tried to go in for service, an easy mistake to make as it too is greasy and leaks oil, and is always full of grimy men and their tools.

A big ass cries out for big tools. Wanna piece?

you'll have to do better than that.

So now you're looking forward to our little lovers exchanges eh honey?

I was referring to your feeble attempts at insults. I'd rather read something intelligent, but if you wanna keep waving targets around, I won't pass it up.

you are a buch of nasty finger ass fuckers

i like to shave my nuts and put them on someones chine

i like to shave my nuts and put them on someones chine

i just LOVE when these threads are revived. i can't sleep. my skin hurts and my muscles ache and i'm warmer than normal.

sem never told me if he sniffed it.

not that I recall. That was a pretty good zinger, though, if I do say so myself, about the bus.

I think his silence is answer enough.

NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!

sweet, kazu.

hey, Kazu, don't knock it till you've tried it. have you tried it?

IT'S A ONE-WAY STREET LADY