gone through all these old sorabji posts from three or four years ago?

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By Kalli on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 04:00 pm:

    I just did...and I'm laughing my ass off.

    I can't believe I've been talking to you people for almost 4 years now.

    Freaks.

    You make me happy.

By patrick on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 04:10 pm:

    dork

By Kalli on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 04:16 pm:

    shut it.

By TBone on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 05:11 pm:

    I started doing that a while back, but I started
    running into my own posts from high school and I
    had to stop.

    I'm better now, right?






    ...right?

By bingo on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 05:19 pm:

    you're out of high school?

By Cat on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 05:40 pm:

    /SORABJI ROADBLOCK

    Bingo - please identify yourself or we'll have to get the tire spikes out.

By wisper on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 09:07 pm:

    don't talk about the old posts. it's damaging to one's soul.

By bingo on Friday, July 20, 2001 - 09:58 pm:

    i'm a fucking monkey. let's see your badge, tough mama.

By wisper on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 04:03 am:

    this is getting kinky

By Cat on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 05:14 am:

    It only gets kinky when you get a strap-on, emu feathers, and some whale grease involved. Anything else is just tiddly-winks.

    "Tough mama". hehehehe.

By Antigone on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 04:49 pm:

    I can get several emus worth of emu feathers. (A friend raises them...)

    Strap-ons are easy to find.

    Now all we need is whale grease.

    (I'm in an internet cafe in NO, btw...)

By Nate on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 04:51 pm:

    did you fuck sem? does he have a big dick? big enough?

By Alex on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 06:07 pm:

    Hmmm 4 years thats a long time to have been in a 'virtual relationship'with eachother, I hope you dont mind me, an outsider, butting in like i have done?!!!

By wisper on Saturday, July 21, 2001 - 11:38 pm:

    damn Alex, how did you finally find your way from the WAYD into this place?

    congrats.

By Antigone on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 02:53 am:

    Sem is a short mutha. I didn't fuck him. I don't think he would have wanted me too.

    pleas don't make me say any more. I'm too drunk.

By Cat on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 04:56 am:

    Say more or I'll pull out your fingernails.

By Nate on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    you think everyone is a short mutha. you're freakishly tall.

By Antigone on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

    Am not, dwarfmeister!

    Do your worst, kitty. My nails are fortified with 109.7 essential vitamins and minerals.

By Nate on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 05:23 pm:

    i'm two inches taller than the average male, gargantua.

    locally, i'm probably 5 inches taller than the average male.

    short ass fucks that live around here.

By heather on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 05:54 pm:

    average how and where mr. assumption man?


    For the 50 percentile Adult Man, average height is 69.1" (175.5 cm). Average weight is 172 lb. (78.4 kg).

    The dimensions drawn are "normal" or mean data for this age group. Human dimensions vary widely among the "normal" populations. They will vary more widely for people with developmental and physical disabilities.

    Human measurement data and dimensioned drawings were collected for educational purposes from a book entitled "The Measure of Man and Woman: Human Factors in Design" by Alvin R. Tilley, Henry Dreyfuss Associates, New York. Published by Whitney Library of Design, an imprint of Watson-Guptill Publications, New York, 1993.


By Cat on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 06:00 pm:

By Alex on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 06:22 pm:

    hmm it did indeed take a while, but, im sorry to say, I am finally here! despite the main link to the 'mangle' not working

By heather on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 06:38 pm:

    how tall are you, alex? we have requirements around here you know

    and quotas, and agendas, we may have enough of your kind already

By Nate on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 07:27 pm:

    well average here in the valley where i'm surrounded by 5'2" vietnamese men left and right and forward and sideways i'd say i'm a good deal taller than the average male.


    and alex, you fuckstain, go away. we don't need you here. jackass. you know you've been lurking here for a long time too afraid to post. IT WAS BETTER THEN.




By Kalli on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 09:41 pm:

    Hey Nate...Daniela said to tell you hello.

    Freakishly tall is when you start hitting 6'5" and above.

    I'm 5'3" and if I meet people shorter than me, I become oddly uncomfortable.

    Which is kind of suckish because my dad married a midget last month and I don't do well around her when I visit.

By Nate on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 10:21 pm:

    damn.

    i love midget porn.

    i tell spine hi.
    yes.



By heather on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 10:29 pm:

    what's the deal with midget porn?


    really?


    i know no one knows what i'm talking about, but it's been mentioned far too often.

By Nate on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 11:15 pm:

    midget porn?

    think wizard of oz.
    think ding dong the witch is dead.
    then toss out the lollypop guild crap and think dorothy busting out of her little dress. think of little midget chicks strapping on giant black rubber cocks. think dorothy becoming three-access for a trio of ambitious midget men.

    christ. what isn't there to love?

By heather on Sunday, July 22, 2001 - 11:23 pm:

    you are messed up







    you forgot the ruby slippers

By moonti on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 01:26 am:

    that bought up images I didnt really need.

By Cat on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 01:39 am:

    This site is just a cover for midget porn. Write to midgetporn@sorabji.com and give the password "Thumbelina" and you'll get your year's free subscription.

By Hal on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 10:37 am:

    I am Dwarf-Vader, king of midget porn, BWAHAHAHAHA ... For the last 4 years you have known me as HAL but today I reveal my true form to you...

By semillama on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 10:59 am:

    Add midgets and it improves anything. Midget Porn, Midget Wrestling, Kid Rock, Diff'rent Strokes...

    I still am waiting for teh Gary Coleman comeback. Seriously.

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:07 pm:

    erm, I'm 5'12.5", oh sorry I forgot for some reason you Americans dont have feet do you?

    how odd?!

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:07 pm:

    erm, I'm 5'12.5", oh sorry I forgot for some reason you Americans dont have feet do you?

    how odd?!

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:11 pm:

    I hope my measurements will alow me to remain here!
    If not inform me and i will put myself on the rack for you Heather!
    or use the copactor at work, either way i will try to please you!

By Spider on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:15 pm:

    Don't insult us then. And wipe your nose.

By heather on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:16 pm:

    it's to the rack for you. . .

By patrick on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:17 pm:

    12" = a foot '

    so you are 6'6" no?


By spunky on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:19 pm:

    or six foot and a half an inch?

By patrick on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:24 pm:

    right

By semillama on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:32 pm:

    We have feet - what do you take us for, Canadians?

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 02:56 pm:

    oops dont i look the silly one! i meant 11.5!

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:00 pm:

    Oh I thought you didnt use feet in measurements

By spunky on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:03 pm:

    Um, we use the imperial system, which is inches, feet, yards, acres and miles....

    Metric does not use feet

By semillama on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:10 pm:

By Alex on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:24 pm:

    actually, the English use Metric measurments, mm cm, metres, Kg etc. Its just that with height most people know feet and inches as opposed to metres.

    What i meant was, that I thought Americans said, for example said 48" instead of 4' you see, but clearly i was wrongly informed!

By TBone on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 03:29 pm:

    Americans can't handle numbers much higher than 13.
    And decimal points. fuckem.

By wisper on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 05:30 pm:

    metric kicks ass
    but don't ask me how many meters tall i am, cause i could not tell you.

By Daniel ssss on Monday, July 23, 2001 - 11:22 pm:

    I am bick pen tammmy eater wuz all that famoso englushmun wrote at wun tyme.

    Midgets don't have feet either, they start at the knees, right? Or a little further up?

By Stan on Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 12:38 am:

    AT LEAST I REMEMBER THE FUCKING 60's, DUDE.

By The Watcher on Tuesday, July 24, 2001 - 04:50 pm:

    Ah, Stan, a sober observer like myself.

    The rest of the world saw the sixties in a doped out haze.

    Being concious during the sixties wasn't much better though.

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