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Have you ever had such bad flautulence that you gave yourself a headache from it?

sorabji.com: Have you ever...: Have you ever had such bad flautulence that you gave yourself a headache from it?

By Wolfie on Monday, March 9, 1998 - 01:47 am:

Goddamn, I have. Horrible. Sleep deprivation, beer and pizza, I think. I wanted to set myself on fire and be purged; I felt like a Superfund site.

By Tucker on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 12:19 am:

this guy (i'm serious here) ate a bad combination of cabbage and beans while he was staying in a hotel. the hotel room was almost air tight and he "relieved" himself so much, the methane killed him. he really died. that's sad. has that happened to any of you out there?

By Zeppy on Monday, March 16, 1998 - 12:34 am:

Yeah, that was me.

By Scotttaylor on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 - 01:59 am:

Okay, I guess I'm a sicko, but I laughed until my gut hurt when I read Wolfie's words.

By Me on Tuesday, March 17, 1998 - 01:05 pm:

Tucker>sounds like an urban legend there guy!

By Tucker on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 12:03 am:

no it was published in the paper

By Enquirer on Wednesday, March 18, 1998 - 12:50 am:

Once when I was on a trampoline, I farted with such force that my skull rattled and I got a headache. Does that count?

By Donny Osmond on Sunday, April 19, 1998 - 07:18 am:

while we're on the subject...I once farted so hard that my large intestine popped out of my ass and looked like a giant earthworm coming outa my culo.

By Donny Osmond on Sunday, April 19, 1998 - 07:21 am:

By Marie Osmond on Sunday, April 19, 1998 - 04:51 pm:

Shut up, Donny, or I'll tell you about my hemorroids!

By Lucy Phurre on Friday, December 11, 1998 - 11:24 am:

Actually, that guy who farted himself to death won a Darwin (Not sure what year, early to mid 1990's)
Yes, it is a true story.

By Loosely Furred on Friday, December 11, 1998 - 05:39 pm:

Uh, yeah, right.

What?

"Won a Darwin"? Even if you mean "was a Darwin" this doesn't make meaningful sense.

Huh?

By Carrie Ann on Saturday, December 12, 1998 - 03:22 pm:

I believe he is speaking of this. Great site, but pretty damned disturbing that these people walk among us. Oh yes, they're out there. Trust no one. Be afraid. Be very afraid. Hehe.

http://www.officialdarwinawards.com/index.html

By Me........... on Tuesday, December 15, 1998 - 02:04 pm:

You're scaring me....................

By Lucy Phurre on Friday, January 8, 1999 - 03:33 pm:

I looked it up. He was the 1993 Darwin Award Winner.

By Jon on Friday, January 8, 1999 - 05:38 pm:

More interestingly... or more sick, depending on how you look at it; has anyone been in bed with a significant other, farted, and then pulled the blankets over the other person's head? This was a horrible game my ex and I used to play called "Kiln". As in 'hot enough to fire pottery'. I think she picked it up in camp.

Unfortunately she's dead now as a direct result of this game. Never play after jalepeno hummus...

By Agatha on Saturday, January 9, 1999 - 03:47 pm:

it also creates quite a sensational moment if you simply kick the covers feverishly, causing the malignant odor to waft up towards your partner's head. not that i have ever done this, but i have heard rumors...