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stella is my boss's dog, a hyperactive (is there any other kind?) jack russell terrier. she has free run of the store. last week i spilled some peanuts on the floor. i thought i had cleaned up most of them. but then stella showed and started snorfling around for all the peanuts i missed. so now stella considers me and my area of commerce a source of food. today i was behind my counter and eating an orange. i consider it important to eat high nutrition foods while drinking on the job. stella shows up and gives me her "give-me-food" look. i said: "it's an orange, you idiot," under the assumption that dogs don't eat oranges. i stuck an orange slice in her face expecting her to turn up her nose and leave. instead, she snaps it out of my hand and gobbles it down. i say: "you've got to be kidding." i present her with another slice and she does the same thing. stella is eager for a third orange section, but i'm not sure i should give her one. i go off to another part of the store to find shannon, whose other job is as an veterinarian nurse or something like that. i say: "shannon? can you feed dogs oranges?" shannon: "won't kill her, far as i know." i say: "i've fed stella two orange slices." shannon: "christ, that dog will eat anything. i've seen her eat raw onions. don't give her any more; between the sugars and the citric acid, she's had enough." |
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That's probably why that poisoned dog food didn't kill him. However, he won't eat peas, carrots or grapes. |
Henry eats everything: oranges, peanut butter, wood chips, cat poo, dust bunnies.... I don't know how he can tell the difference between food and notfood. |
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Dave had a dog named Stella that became partly mine when our households merged. I loved that damn dog. She was a good dog, for being such a bad dog. My animals all like popcorn, but only if it's heavy on the butter and nutritional yeast. |
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we also had toy poodles {nasty ones] that would wait for my sisters or me to have a date, right before the guy came to the front door, to wait in the front hallway for us-the dogs would drag out our old used, bloody tampons-and leave them sittimg there for our guys to see......nasty, nasty, dogs!!!!!! |
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when he smells it cooking, he sits at the edge of the kitchen and waits patiently for his portion. lulu tries to like broccoli because leroy does, but she ends up spitting it out. they both love green grapes. if you toss one in the air, lulu can catch it. leroy can't, he has to chase it down. |
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when i left work to go home, a massive storm front came in. asked antigone if you don't believe me; texas weather has been vicious, lately. it's a long story that i'm too tired to tell, but my ride home was an adventure...and very wet. the bus i rode to downtown actually flooded at one point. when i got home, there were several messages on my machine asking if i was alive. i'm a living, waterlogged cripple. life is an adventure. |
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