IM NOT A PROSTITUTE!!


sorabji.com: The Payphone Project: IM NOT A PROSTITUTE!!
THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By Page on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 01:53 am:

    i was trying to get my friend tickets to the show so im standing by a payphone waiting for his call when a drunken old man mistook me for a hooker asking "any you girls lookin for a good time?" there was a man on the phone next to me and he laughed and laughed telling his friend my sad tale.


By R.C. on Thursday, May 18, 2000 - 04:09 am:

    You shoulda said "A date'll cost you $50"/taken him into a dark alley/groped him long enuf to lift his wallet/then run like hell.


    And where in America do they still have payphones that take incoming calls?


By JboxR on Wednesday, May 24, 2000 - 11:13 am:

    R.C. Those payphones are all covered by
    prostitues posing as ticket scalpers.

    I hear those scalpers will really rape you
    sometimes.


By Harvey on Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 09:49 pm:

    get that dick AND GETS PAIIDDDDD


By S on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 09:20 am:

    your a dumb whore


By Jay on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 09:21 am:

    you should be gutted like the fish that you are.


By Xyrea on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 10:45 am:

    I say, Cheery-Ho! Maybe it would have worked better for you if you'd taken him back to the bar, let him by himself a few more beers, *then* lifted the wallet.


By NO NAME FOR U TO KNOW on Monday, November 3, 2003 - 06:18 pm:

    How old wa he? exactly if he was young and hot! then thats a whole different story but if he some ugly old man...........welll.....ew lol


By The Watcher on Wednesday, November 5, 2003 - 02:38 pm:

    Do you realize you asked a question concerning a posting that is three years old?


By V.v. on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 12:11 am:

    And why do so few Sorabjis still exist after 3 years?is area 51 full of ex-sorabjis?will we end up as a can of soylent green?are we allready in the "x files"?


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:54 am:

    who hasn't been here longer than 3 years?

    i mean, aside from you.


By V.v. on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 09:32 am:

    Go through all the old threads and give me a list within 24 hours. Q.do you suffer from p.m.t.?


By semillama on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 09:46 am:

    I've been here since about 1999 or so. I keep wanting to say 1998, but I think it was 1999.


By V.v. on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 10:01 am:

    Its allways nice to see you on line.You write well and think before posting,(unlike some others)


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:23 pm:

    what is pmt?

    these are the names that have showed up prior to 3 years ago and since you started using 'V.v'.


    heather
    J
    Michelle
    Nate
    Gee
    Semillama
    Waffles
    Dougie
    moonit
    Jay
    Czarina
    semillama
    Markus
    Antigone
    patrick
    sarah
    Jen
    dave
    Dave
    Anonymous
    Wisper
    Cat
    Lisa
    agatha
    MapleLeaf

    TBone
    Bud
    Moonit
    Kalliope
    .
    Hal
    Bigkevin
    Skooter
    ...
    Mike
    dave.
    Z
    Spider
    semillama
    Daniel ssss
    Kalli
    wisper
    moont
    Pug
    Wendy
    blindswine
    No
    patrick
    Dani
    Jim
    MK
    Ben
    Panther
    Me
    Alex
    Justin
    Eric
    Homer
    George
    J.
    Al
    Ashley
    Bob
    S
    Mexoplyx
    Jeff
    Paul
    Jason
    Jojo
    Megan
    Tony


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:40 pm:

    these are the names that are more than 3 years old and also posted sometime in november.

    heather
    J
    Michelle
    Nate
    Gee
    Semillama
    Dougie
    moonit
    Jay
    semillama
    Markus
    Antigone
    patrick
    sarah
    Jen
    agatha
    Moonit
    Bigkevin
    Mike
    dave.
    Z
    Spider
    wisper
    Pug
    patrick
    Dani
    Jim
    MK
    Ben
    Me
    Alex
    Eric
    George
    Al
    S
    Mexoplyx
    Jeff
    Paul
    Jason
    Megan
    Tony


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:43 pm:

    sem, i think your first post was 1/26/1999.


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:44 pm:


By heaterh on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:54 pm:

    i lurked for a long time without saying anything

    this browser doesn't give me the dates, but i
    still say i'm the first lower-caser [yippee such
    the dork i am]

    my first post or two were not, though


By TBone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 01:56 pm:

    I first found the place through the Payphone Project in like '96 or '97. Then I rediscovered it in '97 or '98. I mostly posted to WAYD in the beginning.
    .
    I think I remember my first board post, but I think it's gone.


By TBone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:18 pm:

    Ah. My first WAYD post was on 02/03/98.
    .
    Such a shmo.


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:22 pm:

    -oDDBALL oDD-, 8/24/1998
    heather, 5/23/99

    the fad didn't pick up steam until 11/99. bandwagoneers, in this order:

    agatha
    cyst
    swine
    sem
    droopy

    at least, for people who do it the exact same way.


By TBone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:45 pm:

    I'd say I never once lowercased, but that would be a lie.
    I think I did once under my own name.


By -heather- on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:46 pm:

    oddball doesn't count cuz it starts with a
    symbol, not a letter :P


By The Watcher on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:53 pm:

    I thought I was here that long.

    I'll have to check it out.


By Dougie on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 02:58 pm:

    When/what was the first post ever here? Anybody know?


By Antigone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:14 pm:

    31 CE, methinks.

    ****

    By Jesus on Tuesday, June 28, 31 - 04:25 pm:

    I wept.

    ****


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:14 pm:


By dave. on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:15 pm:

    you'd have to go back to the place of general happiness. i remember tbone posted a link to one of his sites with a really cool demon-tiled background.


By Spider on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:27 pm:

    The old board is gone, though, isn't it?


By Platypus on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:38 pm:

    Nate, you forgot me!

    My first post was Monday, November 15th, 1999.

    Ah, Lucy. In a twisted kind of way, I miss her.


By Nate on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:44 pm:

    yea. if you change your name it kind of fucks me up.

    since, i'm, you know, not manually going through 125K posts.


By eri on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:48 pm:

    What about Spunky? I don't remember when he started posting but I thought it has been at least 3 years.....and I have been around here for close to two years now I think.


By semillama on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 04:25 pm:

    Now I am racking my brain to remember who the hell I was talking about in my first post. I have a suspicion, but I don't really remember. wow.

    I think my first WAYD was some obnoxious ranting.


By sarah on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 04:41 pm:


    my first post was in the spring of 1998, on WAYD.


    what a trip!




By Spider on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 04:48 pm:

    How do you people know these things?

    I can't remember what or when my first post was, or what names I used before I stuck with Spider.


By sarah on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 05:32 pm:


    3/13/98, 9:32 PM

    sarah is:

    wondering if i'm pregnant.



By sarah on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 05:36 pm:


By Antigone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 06:03 pm:


By sarah on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 06:37 pm:


    sweet!



By wisper on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 06:48 pm:

    you gotta remember that a few of the oldest threads were lost in the Great Crash of... whenever it was. but they're gone now.

    I know my first ever one was in there somewhere.
    I remember it. good riddance.
    The earliest post of "wisper" i can find is from February 1998, but i can find me posting under other names as early as January of that year.
    I don't forget things, so i know where to look.

    this is the oldest thread i can find-
    November 1997

    Remember at first there was only like 10 topic areas, and they were only mostly the "questions" like Worst book, Best movie, What Have you done? What are you eating, What have you failed to do? etc.

    Those are where the really old shit is.













    bow to me! i am all knowing!


By Antigone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 06:52 pm:

    This is the oldest.

    Downloaded all of sorabji.

    egrep "By <B>.*November.*1997" *.html

    Bow to me! :P


By Antigone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 06:59 pm:

    But first you must bow to Mark. from that thread:

    "the purpose of The Payphone Project is to give people who are in need of someone to talk to a resource from which they can get phone numbers and hopefully reach people who enjoy the type of conversation which occurs when you pick up a ringing payphone and just start talking."

    Mark is one of the coolest people I've ever known.


By wisper on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 07:12 pm:

    you bastard. that's only one day older than the oldest one i found on my own.
    I'll never bow, you cheated!

    OLD




By Antigone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 07:25 pm:

    Hey, now...just using my skillz...


By TBone on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 07:43 pm:

    I wish the early payphone project phone number submissions had dates on them.


By dave. on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 09:35 pm:

    scoopy scoop! scoopy scoopy scoop!

    scrunch is 20. if she made it.


By agatha on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 11:28 pm:

    By Kelsey on Sunday, November 30, 1997 - 10:28 pm:

    the fbi is watching mark on his bedroom cam naked. watching very intently.

    By Kelsey on Monday, June 1, 1998 - 02:16 am:

    have you ever had a kirby vacuum salesman vacuum the layers of skin out of your mattress? now that is the fuckin nastiest. not that we're talking about that right now, but hey.


    !?! That's so cool, thanks Tiggy.


By Lapis on Friday, November 7, 2003 - 01:10 am:

    I began posting in July of 2000, thankyouverymuch. I don't know how long before that I was posting to WAYD.

    It's under at least three different names though.


By moonit on Friday, November 7, 2003 - 05:26 am:

    It scares me that my internet nickname got its own nickname.

    There is a post somewhere that I blather on about my love of 70s televison. Ahh the love boat.


By Wayback on Sunday, November 9, 2003 - 08:25 pm:


By agatha on Sunday, November 9, 2003 - 10:44 pm:

    Wow, do I love seeing that.


By wisper on Monday, November 10, 2003 - 01:44 am:

    that's amazing.



    now i'm using the wayback machine to look at ancient, original Yahoo.
    Before the adds and personals and fucking movie trailers, jumbly mess it has become.
    I remember this. this is good.


bbs.sorabji.com
 

The Stalking Post: General goddam chit-chat Every 3 seconds: Sex . Can men and women just be friends? . Dreamland . Insomnia . Are you stoned? . What are you eating? I need advice: Can you help? . Reasons to be cheerful . Days and nights . Words . Are there any news? Wishful thinking: Have you ever... . I wish you were... . Why I oughta... Is it art?: This question seems to come up quite often around here. Weeds: Things that, if erased from our cultural memory forever, would be no great loss Surfwatch: Where did you go on the 'net today? What are you listening to?: Worst music you've ever heard . What song or tune is going through your head right now? . Obscure composers . Obscure Jazz, 1890-1950 . Whatever, whenever General Questions: Do you have any regrets? . Who are you? . Where are you? . What are you doing here? . What have you done? . Why did you do it? . What have you failed to do? . What are you wearing? . What do you want? . How do you do? . What do you want to do today? . Are you stupid? Specific Questions: What is the cruelest thing you ever did? . Have you ever been lonely? . Have you ever gone hungry? . Are you pissed off? . When is the last time you had sex? . What does it look like where you are? . What are you afraid of? . Do you love me? . What is your definition of Heaven? . What is your definition of Hell? Movies: Last movie you saw . Worst movie you ever saw . Best movie you ever saw Reading: Best book you've ever read . Worst book you've ever read . Last book you read Drunken ramblings: uiphgy8 hxbjf.bklf ghw789- bncgjkvhnqwb=8[ . Payphones: Payphone Project BBS
 

sorabji.com . torturechamber . px.sorabji.com . receipts . contact