I've never posted to message boards before but I think I like it. But I think I should learn more about the rules, because it seems like a "tribe", with its own social rules and mores. I love to travel and try to assimilate into different cultures. Sucking them up and extracting parts of them to add to my own personal culture. But I need a travel guide for this message board. Anyone care to fill me in?

1.) don't be easily offended. 2.) post pictures of your hoohah. 3.) don't get r.c. started. 4.) pledge allegiance to the whiteboy handjive. 5.) adore/ignore slacker. 6.) post pictures of your hoohah.

you know moonit, right? 7.) post pictures of your and moonit's hoohah. preferably in the same picture.

I'm not going to ask what a hoohah is. No fuck it, I am. What's a hoohah?

i'm feeling like you know.

8) Never trust a cat

9) ...but always trust Cat's hoohah

where the hell did i come in to the hoohah Dave? Have you been spying on me again? and Cat lives in Aussie and I in NZ and unless she went to primary school with me in the 80's in either Adelaide or Perth I doubt we've met. I think you've gotten confused with NZA who I also dont know even tho she lives in the same city as me.

10) Pay attention

I'm sacking Dave as a travel guide...I think he's getting kickbacks from the local porn dealer to lead innocent tourists astray.

We have a porn site of our own,how big are your hoohas?

HoohahS plural? I think you are over-estimating my charms

Actualy, you need to send a picture of your hoohah to Nate before we can fully accept you. Speaking of, how's that going, Nate?

sorry, i thought i read that you two knew each other. i must have dreamed it. this doesn't change the rules. rules 2 and 6 should still be adhered to.

Yeah, really, Nate...we're curious to see what happened to those images. Or use these as a handy field guide...