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Why I oughta...

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rip of everyone's heads!!!!!!!!! August 11 - 05:14 pm
700 Club February 4 - 02:33 am
rip out your guts and make decorations out of them!!!! June 29 - 06:40 pm
see if Pete wants to catch a movie tomorrow afternoon. April 17 - 10:11 am
think before i post March 11 - 09:32 pm
Pick up a bat and ... November 29 - 03:31 pm
...talk to that girl at church so she'll notice me. August 13 - 09:59 pm
totally freak out November 9 - 11:05 am
cry, scream, pout... December 7 - 07:31 pm
Taking tests September 27 - 04:01 pm
boycott the philosopher kings November 19 - 04:22 am
fly to Seattle November 30 - 05:07 pm
Wish you a Merry Christmas! December 23 - 08:33 pm
Insults with a smile March 22 - 08:16 pm
have a baby April 7 - 05:14 pm
wear monkey-pants. April 24 - 01:29 am
My mother is useless, part II May 12 - 12:01 pm
Learn more about message boards. June 9 - 11:00 pm
Visit Mavis August 14 - 06:20 pm
Have an Election Day party August 17 - 04:14 pm
I should send her some balls. August 28 - 12:11 pm
wild speculation and psychological wankery September 3 - 01:22 pm
learn to swim September 11 - 05:07 pm
give stuff away September 15 - 12:53 am
fix the search engine thing-o on this here message board September 17 - 01:38 am
the real world b&b September 22 - 06:06 pm
make one meeeelion dollars October 12 - 01:48 pm
My new (I HOPE) Car........... January 16 - 08:23 am
...get me a ghost! February 26 - 03:11 am
buy a house April 4 - 10:23 pm
get rid of my hotmail account May 31 - 05:11 am
get an ulcer June 26 - 10:20 am
Stay inside. June 29 - 03:52 pm
buy all the polaroid i can July 11 - 02:40 pm
Orleans Thread #2 July 19 - 03:55 pm
Orleans Thread #3, the house of sin August 7 - 03:46 pm
find a new job. August 29 - 02:38 am
fork a goat August 29 - 03:33 pm
mailcall November 2 - 11:36 pm
call Roto- Rooter before its too late! November 14 - 10:56 pm
share my day December 11 - 03:40 pm
Christmas is cancelled!! December 15 - 06:58 pm
new identity January 21 - 10:50 pm
...go marshmellow roasting in Goma! January 21 - 11:12 pm
tell everyone to leave me alone! March 18 - 02:18 pm
..rant! March 21 - 12:56 am
switch off. April 17 - 05:34 am
mock a coworker April 29 - 11:23 am
invite y'all to a party May 8 - 12:12 pm
Drive from coast to coast June 13 - 10:24 am
keel dem beeches August 1 - 01:53 pm
Go Fishing August 16 - 12:14 pm
take a coffee poop August 20 - 08:56 am
...storm an embassy! August 21 - 04:41 pm
calm the hell down August 30 - 04:26 pm
Fly Down to NZ September 5 - 06:49 pm
throw some hoodoo around these parts September 24 - 05:08 pm
Wish you a Merry Kwanza December 11 - 04:59 pm
Aw, they cancelled "Firefly" December 12 - 03:01 pm
send special holiday greetings to Nate December 13 - 12:08 pm
...hide. December 13 - 04:09 pm
study greek mythology December 16 - 04:26 am
Finally someone says it right !!! February 15 - 09:04 pm
The Final Solution April 2 - 10:56 pm
Stir It Up Again! April 22 - 10:22 pm
Watch This May 1 - 09:30 pm
my ceiling is leaking May 13 - 05:19 pm
Get my Iran war on! May 21 - 05:25 pm
genghis khan May 25 - 12:16 pm
Figure out if the tax cut is going to affect me June 18 - 02:15 pm
RISE ABOVE June 20 - 10:03 am
Show off. June 29 - 01:09 am
Protest. July 12 - 04:07 am
Stop wigging out!!!!! August 6 - 04:15 pm
desecrate a grave! October 10 - 02:53 pm
send out some form letters! October 13 - 10:40 am
smile on your brother October 28 - 08:39 pm
stomp on the constitution some more! December 10 - 10:56 am
Bust a cap in GEXINC.com's ass! January 12 - 11:16 pm
delete all the files on leading edge media's servers January 12 - 11:17 pm
Ask this guy at my school out!!! February 1 - 11:09 am
Ask this guy at my school out!!! February 1 - 11:10 am
Shove... May 31 - 12:37 pm
go on a reality television show October 17 - 12:44 am
Sorabji arseholes October 26 - 02:12 pm
Old-school trifecta October 29 - 01:32 am
Spill November 11 - 08:43 pm
fail my french exam November 17 - 11:22 pm
platypus...danke für die lederne Hose November 21 - 12:33 am
fail the turing test January 26 - 05:10 pm
Hal 9000 and Dave May 29 - 12:38 pm
have folks tell Kazu congrats on making it through her comps! November 15 - 03:37 pm
smack the bitch! November 24 - 03:35 am
Beat the shit out of jack December 31 - 06:22 pm
go to New Orleans February 24 - 06:37 pm
...get an anti bird flu suit. February 27 - 06:51 pm
show you my puppy! April 8 - 04:02 am
explain V April 24 - 05:06 pm
OMG May 13 - 09:15 pm
Win the Da Vinci Code Quest May 16 - 01:19 am
Free gift from v, to the very few that dislike me June 14 - 12:32 pm
Revisited June 16 - 12:29 pm
Learn Spanish June 29 - 11:02 am
.not run over owls July 7 - 09:40 pm
Change the Law July 16 - 12:47 pm
make one of the best campaign ads ever September 14 - 10:04 am
powder my penis stump December 17 - 04:07 pm
Go As a Polygamist for Halloween May 17 - 02:45 am
move back to North Cackalacky July 17 - 07:55 pm
Thank TBone...and MST3K November 25 - 01:57 pm
check to see what that smell is in my trunk... March 8 - 02:03 pm
learn something new every day July 28 - 03:24 pm
my dream snl sketch March 15 - 02:31 am
lightning strike at the data center September 10 - 09:35 pm